How are you preparing for Novembear?

>>61230078
-4.4%

lots of cute black swans coming soon

>>60943804
rate cuts are bearish in the sense that actual purchasing power and american financial health is trending down, increasing indexes are a way to compensate but stocks aren't everything (as we know)
>>60943756
yes exactly
>>60943825
GIMP is gud enuf for basic shitposting and image manipulation, for video editing Adobe is still nice but fuck them per >>60943807

i'm itching to buy $30k worth of puts, idk why

>>60910722
>>60910722
best part is no one even knows its happening until tomorrow

>>60816186
>shhh she's sleeping

Yesterday was a fakeout.
Let the games begin.

EVERY indian CEO is a fall guy for the 50 white board members when the company fucks up their money laundering scam they can replace that indian with a female then replace that female with a white guy who will actually fix it or go bankrupt

literally nothing happened yet here we have a total market crash, a once in a lifetime wipeout

>>60675687
the dinosaur DoD contractors are dying i think.

>>60670257
i would love to wake up to a christmas red market

>>60629963
swan bros... we are so back!

>Together, the EU and U.S. make up almost 30% of all global trade in goods and services and 43% of global GDP. In 2024
i hope we get to witness a big beautiful tariff fight

hmm sounds pretty bullish >>>/pol/509047400

western oil producers will be fucked if oil keeps falling and stabilizes at such low levels

>>60522241
damn its gonna be rough times for us eurocucks

>Oil could break above $80 a barrel on headlines of US involvement, said Chris Weston, the head of research at Pepperstone Group Ltd. The shape of the futures curve suggests that people are pricing in a much tighter market, he added.
doubting it but i could totally see zion don get involved in this

the markets are closing for the day soon... surely they wouldn't do anything crazy tonight

>Over at Evercore ISI, US chief equity and quantitative strategist Julian Emanuel warns of potential volatility into the summer, with active managers likely to offload stocks in order to protect near-term profits given all the uncertainty from trade and geopolitics.
good times coming

>>60504131
yep but if the big boys still have big positions left a flash crash can easily be initiated. retail can slurp but if the market makers fear that we get the mighty depression from unaffordable and unobtainable oil retail wont be able to outslurp that