>>149818436
"You see Theo, a woman is like a grill. Sure the chrome is shiny & an extended warranty is reassuring. But without proper maintenance & regular propane refills all the bells & whistles in the world won't save your steaks. And yes, you could trade it in with the warranty, but ask yourself this Theo:

Do I want to grill with some stranger's appliance? Or do I want to grill with *my grill*?"