>>536769803
POOPWUNTRANNIES WILL SHIT AND SEETHE BECAUSE OF THIS TRVTHNVKE

>go to natlan
>exposition dump on a bunch of mubo jumo like ancient names/wayobs and make it needlessly complicated for no reason
>oh btw we have a sports tournament every year and the winners get to die in the abyss
>and only natlanese people with ancient names can participate
>but wait you're like super duper special we'll craft an ancient name for you even though we spent the last 3 hours exposition dumping about how foreigners can't have ancient names
>mavuika tells us about her super sekkrit 500 years plan to defeat the abyss that makes zero sense
>she had to come back 500 years into the future instead of leaving it to the future pyro archons j-just because!
>and she needs our help because she and citlali know we're a descender somehow
>nobody questions how risky mavuika's plan is and things just always work out for her
>2000+ deaths later mavuika finally activates her powerup
>now everyone can be revived even though they made a big deal about people needing ancient names to be resurrected
>breaks open the false sky and not a single person questions it
>okay time to fight the big bad in the night kingdom
>we defeated the abyss for good lets have a dance party
>but wait isn't mavuika supposed to die since she used ronova's powers
>don't worry about it we'll just get the 1st of the fatui harbingers to take her place lmao
>and he might've fucked up teyvat's leylines but just ignore that
Slurpers will look you dead in the eye and say that this was one of the best archon quests

>>530092827
>the khevinly principles