>>150177603
>You now think it was a bit insensitive to leave a dead rat on her desk
>Go to apologize
>Curiosity eats at you, though
>Ask her what she did with it
>"Oh, i ate it, try bringing me a naked molerat next time, the hair gets stuck in my throat"

>>514091150
Anon, she is a civilized woman from a noble lineage, she probably bathes everyday and uses the most expensive shampoos and conditioners for her feathers
But yeah, her breath probably stinks of dead rats

>>149498541
I dont want to go into detail, lets just say i fell for the femboy meme, then fell for the "be the femboy" meme when the previous one didnt turn out the way i had thought
Suffice to say, i learned that i am not gay