Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>Now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina. 6th in the world in world cups per capita, behind even france (Uruguay, Italy, Argentina, Germany, France are all superior)
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
>forced to shill enemy argie players to "own the firsties"
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?
They're the biggest but they're literally NEVER the best at anything in latin america (except attention whoring in a foreign language on foreign websites like 4chan)