Thread 150607775

>>150607775 (OP)
This youtube shit is really forced.

I hate my quarterback.

>>150607750
joao i know enough from /int/ and /sp/ and all one has to do is look at a map of hdi
you're a pardo muttstrosity seething about the superiority of your eyetalian southern brazilian superiors aren't you?

>>150607852
>white people fuck over everyone else and keep all of the good shit for themselves
Not surprising

Game thread

>>150606830

>>150606830

>>150606830

>Jalen = me
>Dak = /nfl/

Grossi's stream is fucking unwatchable
So obnoxious, I was rooting for him

I didn't even realize it was Rich Eisen that was calling the game. He sounds like he's putting on an accent.

>>150607903
more like gay thread

>>150607943
lmao gottem

BOOOOOOOO

>>150607775 (OP)
The bass is so bad. Not sure if it's how he's mic'd up, but over the broadcast it's just turrible.

holy fuck that was terrible

FUCK SPANOS
BOLT UP

>>150607912
They made him start way too early. He's just been chewing the fat for like an hour

>>150607852
Same as India lmao, North India is a total shithole and South India is advanced

I thought the game started at 8 what the fuck are these retards doing?

>>150608030
I just mean that he's taking up a third of the screen with his own face

Fucking Mr Beast and the fake Chorgers Asian lady

>>150608042
The difference is we're talking like 9N vs 24S lmao.

Does Youtube realize that nobody gives a fuck about any of this shit? We just want football.

>>150607971
I bet it's some piezo bullshit, is sounds like it's running through a phaser or something

Ryan Poles is a fat retard.

Who else watching with speed? His stream lowkey a vibe

>>150608130
gain a clue

>>150608142
He's pretty tiny, they just aren't using the whole screen

>>150607775 (OP)
Nice of the nfl to confirm that this chick was a plant all along- which we already knew, and of course mrbeast can’t just wear a regular 1 jersey, just a flip a 10 backwards because that’s all he operates on being an agent Satan and possibly the antichrist himself- the nfl is fake and gay

>mr beast
fuck off with this faggot. fuck ecelebs, fuck zoomers, fuck the queefs
>>150608191
kys

>>150608193
you're right you convinced me, i closed the tab

Why do they even contest the AFC? There's no point we know Mahomes is going to win it.

>>150607775 (OP)
No sticky for Youtube game?

>>150608238
ZESTY

>>150608157
North India is way worse than the poor parts of Brazil
Seriously

mr. least has the personality of a fencepost

>>150608279
both need to be purged

>>150607852
O sul e meu pais

Kickoff was 12 minutes late.

for me it's the radio

>>150608225
>I REBUILT EPSTEINS ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF POLYNESIA WITH 1 CENT
Yeah I can't stand him either

moar like the NFlel amirite?

>chat is disabled
They love to exploit us in any way for profit, but they hate it when we actively interact and communicate with each other

>>150608238
Ireland's next president

>>150608292
Honestly, that's an insult to fence posts

>skipped the coin toss for an ad
lel meme game

>>150608279
My point being S India is solidly within the tropics while Sao Paulo is pretty much at the Southern limit of the tropics. Generally, tropics places and people suck ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_of_Capricorn

HE STILL HAS THE FLU

Xavier Worthy is already hurt

>Fatrick Maholmes 3 % out
kek it's over

also these gimmick international games arent really going to grow the sport in other countries, right?

FRIENDLY FIRE AGAIN

>>150608408
Great. Now we have to hear all year about games not counting because of weapons being hurt.

>>150608434
Next year they're going to Australia

herbert is gonna charge on em i guess

>>150608418
He still has his reffies to carry him

>>150608434
why wouldn't they

Happy Friday

>>150608408
My dad took him and the eagles defense in his fantasy league Lol.

Honestly surprised that Quentin Johnston didn't drop that

>>150608486
this is a gay post other than the crt tbqh

>>150608486
*Slaps you*

>>150608408
total skinny nigga death
daniels is next

>>150608486
for me, it's MY phillies and the youtube slop game

The Superbowl hangover is real

>>150608486
I don't give a shit what /v/ says; I moved so many goddamn CRT back in the day I never want to see those demon tubes again.

As soon as someone pulls away in this game I’m going back to Silksong and cracking open a craft beer

Holy shit KC looks bad lol

>>150608468
>>150608484
seems like more of a novelty rather than the locals wanting to take the sport seriously. Local sports will always dominate

>>150608576
It totally happened ok? No, we don't have any documentation.

>>150608534
Nah he's got a weird build. His arms are like 6'8 long and he has short legs. He's pushing 230 this year. He was 220 ish last but it takes a year for guys to rebuild post injury. What kind of pants you wearing

holy fucking kek the muttspammer has more ammo for his "no weapons" cope

>>150608042
But politically the South is right and the North is left.>>150608306
Don't forget the Southeast, please.

>>150608408
howd he die? it looked like he got hurt while the chiefs were on D or did i miss something

>>150608582
I don't think they believe people are gonna start playing it in leagues in the hood. it's just about watching it .

Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>Now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina. 6th in the world in world cups per capita, behind even france (Uruguay, Italy, Argentina, Germany, France are all superior)
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
>forced to shill enemy argie players to "own the firsties"
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?
They're the biggest but they're literally NEVER the best at anything in latin america (except attention whoring in a foreign language on foreign websites like 4chan)

>>150608623
>what kind of pants are you wearing
jammies

>>150608558
they're called CRTrannies for a reason. OLED mogs CRT.

>>150608633
Kelce ran into his shoulder, if it's not a stinger or dislocation I'm thinking broken collarbone

NBA is so much better than this shit
How is American football the biggest sport in the US? A pause every couple seconds

>>150608673
Boi jammys?

>>150608681
kek old slow retard getting his team hurt, just like mahomo sidelining rashee rice last season

Lol Coofs

>>150608434
Yea but it won’t become life or death kind of stuff because you can’t go out and just play it yourself but they’ll cultivate a base over there I mean they sell out every time they go overseas so there is demand, idk what the NFL’s plan is do they plan to expand out there too? It’s very ambitious and would be something no other sports league has really done but that’s too many moving parts I think

>>150608582
You aren't exactly wrong but it's one thing Goodell might be doing right if he wants to grow the brand. I'm not saying I endorse it, but that's just how it all works. I guess Mexico kinda sorta takes the NFL seriously

>>150608699
It's turn based, not every game is Fortnite

nfl turned on the chiefs. broncos are going to the owl vs lions or rams

>>150608699
It's basically chess with gladiators. It's more like boxing and MMA than other ball sports. There is a position for everyone one the team. The finished product is the ultimate reason. Same reason body building is big here. >>150608681

>>150608667
We invented the airplane and PAL-M is better than both NTSC and PAL. But please help us get rid of Lula!

>>150608661
right, money and also reinforces the "WoRlD ChAmPiOnShIp"

>>150608765
The Eagles saved football.

>>150608773
you invented the airplane?

>>150608773
What's lula doing wrong. I don't know.

I don't even want to know what YouTube has planned for halftime

>>150608805
>The fagles sucked dick

>>150608667
#1 in trannies somehow

>>150608757
>>150608741
ultimately, I think they want to be the world cup, but I don't ever see that happening.

>CHICANO TEAM AKA THE KANSAS CHICANO CHIEFS DEFEATED IN WHITEZIL
BASED
BASED
BASED


Devo admitir que o Cone Sul é, de fato, quando comparado aos chicanos sub-humanos, superior e é superior a todos os outros latino-americanos.

TEACH THOSE DOG CHICANOS SUPPORTING MUTTHOMES THEIR PLACE WHITEZILIAN EYETALIAN BROS

ON THIS DAY YOU ARE IN FACT WHITES LIKE US

MURDER ALL CHICANOS
MURDER ALL MEXICANS

DEATH TO THEM ALL
GLORY TO BRAZIL

>>150608699
Ever heard of hurry up offense/2 minute drills, you'll see it at some point

Check didn't clear, you're fucked now chiefs.

>>150608871
The cost of playing the sport is high. The money only recently matched others for playing it

whatever happened to Colleen Wolfe

>>150608699
Imagine it like an entire game of soccer corner/free kicks.

>>150608862
maybe mogged by Thailand?

Brazilian crowds really do sound different

>Check didn't clear, you're fucked now chiefs.
>>150608923
And men beating the shit out of each and running fast

>>150608871
It won't even come remotely close to anything FIFA-related. Still, it's just the business side of things for you, anything for growing the brand, even if it doesn't make sense, enough people do have an interest even if it's casual.

>>150608811
Yes, Santos-Dumont.
>>150608815
EVERYTHING! ESPECIALLY TAXES!

>>150608929
But Thailand also has this

Guys the best phins player is still out and it makes me sad.

>>150608981
That's pretty vague. Is he threatening Poland or Japan?

>wide open
>dropped
Lol

Ceedee Lamb teir drop. What the fuck.

detoilet

Mahomes is fucking washed lol

>>150609076
We live in hell

Please tell me these commercials are YouTube exclusive and won't be on regular TV games

>>150608699
football is meant to be either watched with bros or while shooting the shit with your bros in the group chat or discord
you learn to appreciate the downtime to check your bets, fantasy teams, etc
i mean yeah it's not ideal but the intensity of football requires time between plays. if it's not my favorite team playing i fuck around with some vidya while watching other teams all day. if you don't like football you're essentially a faggot

>>150609150
COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT
AND RIDE IT

>>150609104
The most washed QB by age 29 in league history.

>>150609150
the float commercial was shown yesterday

>>150609150
Don't worry you'll get way worse ads for the actual tv games.

>>150609179
KEK!

I Hate youtubers, I hate youtube, I hate google, I hate zoomers. This is torture.

Is this the year the Chiefs miss the playoffs

>>150609085
Where else can you get stabbed 28 times though?

>>150609228
same. i want everyone born after the turn of the millenium dead, no exceptions. include a handful of pre-2000 years too for good measure

>>150609244
brazil

>>150609169
I'M NOT GOING TO RIDE THE FLOAT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

PATRICK MAHOMES
YOU ARE AN ATLANTA FALCON

>>150609184
That commercial gave me AIDS
Worse than Jardiance

>movie is the long walk
>trailer has them walk by a guy with one leg
come on now he can't long walk why you do dis

>>150609251
Do they have a Hank in Brazil though?

Thought it was a Geico Caveman commercial but it's just a brown man

>>150609325
at least 2

>>150609352
Marcus I'm coming home

OH NO NO CHIEFSXIRS WHAT THE FUCK

Tonight will be the final nail in the Chiefs dynasty coffin.

Mahomeboy sucks, bros…

Wow

>>150609382
The most fraudulent "Dynasty" in the history of sports

Rooting for you little bro

how will the chargers chorge this game away?

Are we gonna watch another "Chargers Charging" episode tonight?

Mahomes wants to push the ball down the field so badly lmao. He overthrew two deep shots, it's like he forgot how strong his arm is.

>deestroying
>"i have the best seats in the house.. ha ha"
>*is not sitting, has no seats nearby*

NFL commercials just keep getting cringier every year.

LET'S GO CHARGERS!!

>the fucking horn
KEK WTF

Always knew Spagnolo was a fraud, can't trust an Italian that willingly refers to themselves as "spaGs"

Patti appears to have the sniffles

Running Pacheco up the gut on 2nd and 10 is a perfect example of why Andy Reid is very far away from the best coach in the league
This has been atrocious coaching so far, as usual for Reid

Get Herbie some fucking receivers, holy shit

Can chargers get Herbert a real receiver?

are the chiefs losing? why don't they just activate the avatar state or go super saiyan or gear 5th and win?

>>150609325
They're called Enzos here.

>shithomes
>good
lol. lmao

Guys I think the chargers defense is the only good part of either of these teams kek

Yeah, I'm thinking the Broncos sweep the AFCW

>>150609515
He must have the Brazilian flu. I've been told all summer that's the only way he loses an afcw game.

>>150609533
>>150609534
based

The Chiefs look legitimately bad.

>>150609538
no, they can't
statmutt assured me they aren't losing

mahomes is buckbroken

>beantalk every single play
kek this is AWFUL

Chargers look pretty good desu. Their pass rush isn’t great but Herbert looks good and their o line too. They look way better than the chiefs so far

this fucking brasiliero on the stadium public address system sucks balls

>>150609571
It’s been three drives, you need to jerk one out and take a deep breath

This looks worse than the Eagles defense in the 1st half yesterday

I thought the Chiefs defense was supposed to be good. What is this?

queefs fucking exposed

>chiefs dont get blessed by the ref's with bullshit calls
>immediately turn into a below-average team
hmmmmmmm

>>150609571
They look legitimately bad all last year. They got hard carried by the refs.

>>150609604
*without Carter

>>150609587
My Phins would bootyblast both these shit teams (kek)

>>150609599
the choofs are done. 10 wins max

>>150609611
Shut up bitch if this was prison you'd be my fucking toilet paper

kek chicano chiefs exposed

Choofs fake dynasty is dead.
5-12 season incoming

>>150609627
yjk

>>150609630
Yeah I hear it every season, meanwhile they’ll still win this game and still be in the super bowl while you cry, cum and shit about muh refs or something

>Ladd McConkey
roll fizzlebeef-tier ass name over here

lmao meckhi becton gonna die from eating tainted acai berries

>>150609627
Yo_ j_st know

My eagles buck broke mutthomes :)

However...

REFFIES TIME!!!

HOOOOOOOLDING
YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO RUN ON OUR CHIEFS

>>150609660
Irish

no, i don't think so

chiefs fans are FUMING lads
let's remind them that they're brown and not human beings to rub salt in the brown wound

they learn their place

>>150609684
Really

herbert is running too much. he's gonna get creamed and torpedo the chags' season

Here comes the Chiefs greatest allies to even up the playing field

You think this is all a fucking game
WE WILL HAVE OUR TIME WE WILL BE BACK, WE WILL BE BACK

does anyone else feel bad for the fans in the stadium, watching fucking refball every play

>>150609708
He's not sliding either. Even Hurts and Allen who are power runners learned to slide.

Y’all forgot?

maybe >we have a chance this year?

any streaming sites with pause/rewind?

>>150609708
they are called the chargers not the throwers you fucking retard I swear none of you know ball

>>150609674
Why is dennis trying to sell me a gamecube

>>150609694
lol the Chiefs completely own your entire life loser, you do this all day every day and try to act like you’re not crying

are the chargers the clippers of the nfl? why are they even in LA again?

>chargers mascot
>looks like a pepe-tier meme
>chiefs msacot
>just a fursuit with wonky eyes
why do we want the chiefs to win again?

Did any more of my niners get hurt yet?

>>150609316
I kek'd

>>150609708
Lance will lead the Chargers to the owl

>>150609753
Because of the implication

>>150609726
Literally no one else to root for
They just hate Spanos

Roll for your zoomerfu

chiefy fraudy

>>150609739
It is nice they are giving the team tickets.

>>150609777
Rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>150609764
CMC is dead again. It's never been more over.

>>150609777
Trips or 11 for Florence with longer hair

>>150609760
I know plenty of Clippers fans here though.
I know zero Chargers fans however. Zero.

lol some aging millennial definitely wrote that commercial, no zoomer girl talks like that

>>150609777
let's keep it football-related. the choofs are done

>>150609760
Falcons are the NFL's clippers

>>150609770
he unironically might, kaepernick was a popular comparison for him during draft season and i can see it too

>>150609474
the pathetic "ha ha" was so funny

>>150609777
MQ pls

>>150609777
I don't know who half of these are

>>150609842
Zoomers are about to be 30, not young anymore

This sport needs more commercials

>>150609848
>*wins in ur path*

>>150609890
Be quiet monkey

>>150609830
The real problem last year was the worst DC in franchise history plus the worst ST coordinator in franchise history. They fixed that problem. Yeah not having cmc sucks but it's not the end of the season.

Herbert looks great ngl

>>150609777
I've never wanted to roll a 6 more than I do right now

>guys name is dicker
>hes a kicker
kek

that AI commercial with the float is going to make me throw things at other things

>>150609777
i see a dozen women prettier than any of these every time i ride the subway

>>150609922
And he's Chinese

>>150609883
Adult woman fetish sure is wild huh

>>150609909
He doesn't realize in America we don't have watch commercials because the state enforces commercial watching in Brazil otherwise he's just stupid. TAKE HIS RAGS OFF

My Chiefs are embarrassing us in front of Neymar

>>150609928
i wish the best for this wholesome joyous nigga

>>150609931
THIS
Why are the Colbert/Key and Peele showwriters doing everything now?

stealing cars seems pretty cool thanks lucid

>>150609971
His wife has other plans

is it true that the chargers riot whenever they win?

I saved this for you guys

What the absolute fuck was that commercial with the mahomie just now holy shit kek
no treble indeed

Turns out not having your WR1 or WR2 matters
This is just a repeat of last season

>>150609931
d00d Ai is le future xD

>>150609995
Everything on earth in the modern context is designed by jews to torture the European soul. This is the answer. If you don't understand this by now you deserve eternal torture.

>>150610020
That's why they left San Diego. The hooligans burnt that beautiful city to the ground.

>hybrid field
even the field is trans!

>>150610030
one point safety confirmed

>>150609936
Yeah Hollywood sure has gotten ugly. Even in California, average women are more attractive than actresses.

>>150609962
>>150609909
more burgers commercials!!!! or algo

>>150610049
I'm not even white and I'm just so turned off by this faux carte blanche crap every year.
Who's asking for this though

>>150610047
>Physical and mental midgets
Skill issue roster building

>>150610030
Just dug up my old ytmnd account. My last post was in 2007.

why is mahomes bad now?

do you think fangio told the chargers d coach how to beat mahomes?

PATTY JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Chiefs look so bad

>>150610049
>European
Look at your flag bro

They built a brand new field for the NFL’s golden mutt but the packers and my Eagles had to play in that dangerous one that wasn’t fit to play in last season?

>>150610132
Like all white republicans he's afraid of Latinos.

>>150610137
Fangio and Harbaugh definitely spent some time at Cabo this off-season

>>150610137
>how to beat mahomes: pay the refs more

>>150610154
normally i'd call you a moshe but i know you're a mere sanchez.

>>150610102
Le algorithm and le analytics

Is this the worst game of Mahomes' career?

>>150610208
No that would be at least 2 or 3 of his super bowl appearances

>>150610102
>>150610191

>>150610186
Born and raised in America = not European idgaf what boat your ancestors came on

Xavier Worthy is no longer worthy. Kelce killed him.

>>150610208
the one before this was pretty bad

>>150610247
You can just say you're brown.
>>150610252
kek

is taylor swift at the game? only reason i watch chiefs games

The chiefs are better than the vicucks will ever be. I feel sorry for Vicucks fans

>>150610289
No he was raped to death in the alley near the stadium.

>>150610247
My grandpa has worked on a family genealogy for about 30 years. Knowing my family has been here since the 1700s on both sides I can't call myself anything other than American.

>>150610289
no she's scared of Brazil

Blue eyes and blonde hair am I white?

>>150610302
>better than the vicucks will ever be
low bar lad

>>150610208
it's not even his worst game this year

Uncle Rico is on the Chiefs now?

>>150610337
no
>>150610357
kek

is there anything more satisfying than seeing mahomes get hit?

guys hear me out

pooptrick buttholes

>>150608238
Gooby what happened to you bruh?

>>150610285
I don't need to get in a white-off with you. The fact remains that people who have never set foot in Europe cannot call themselves Europeans

ack

>>150610323
>American
vague term, you should specify you have NW european blood. Otherwise you're just an american like juan

>>150610363
yes raiders dumped him

>>150610405
Show me your ass

No taunt call, cool

>>150610395
>I don't need to get in a white-off with you. The fact remains that people who have never set foot in Europe cannot call themselves Europeans

pachinko? he was chinese?

No taunting in Brazil

>>150610323
Exactly. If you feel the need to call yourself European you're probably a third wave white person italian or polack

>that didn't qualify as taunting
?

Hollywood Brown is ass

>>150610434
why

>>150609007
Based pebble.

Rock rock

>>150610337
Is your name Erling

>>150610403
>no blacks
>no browns
>no Asians
>no Italians
I'm just a white American. About 300 years of western Europeans mixing.

>>150610471
WHAT THE FUCK

oh no ack'd again kek

>>150610444
Blacks and Mexicans have been in this country longer than you

Jesse Minter is going to be a head coach next season

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH REFFIES HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST A LITTLE MORE OF THAT MAHOMESIAN MA-ACK!

Haha Mahomes is too fat and can't scramble anymore

I could get an Italian or Irish passport if I wanted to

mahomes gotta have a stomach bug from the brazilian tap water or something. as much as we love to dunk on the statmutt, mahomes can't possibly be THAT overrated and washed

>>150610363
Which NFL player looks like Raab Himself

>>150610395
We get it, you're brown and have no european blood or are jewish, but the vast, vast majority of white americans have only european blood thus making them genetically europeans.

What playcall is it when you overthrow your receiver by 10+ yards? Andy Reid is calling that alot!

Mahomes is currently leading the league in sacks

>one kicker is called dicker
>one kicker is called buttker

>Mahomes is too fat to scramblerooski
Most washed QB by the age of 29 indeed

NONE OF YOU NON BINARY HAPAWOPNOGS GOT RINGS
SHUT UP

>>150610494
no meds? That means NW european generally anon, not merely "western". the north bit is critical, otherwise we're no better than *scoffs* argentina

>>150610479
My Pebblenigga, what's your team
>tfw Rams

I don't know who Sabrina is, or why she's trying to sell me a shitty fruit drink

>>150610550
Hunter Henry

Damn I'm on Patrick shit
Oops I overthrew
Damn I'm on my Travis shit
Can't pick up a pass
Damn we kicking hella punts
I feel like the chiefs

>>150610595
take your meds

So now that Mahomo has been exposed, when will the next GOAT-challenger come around?

>>150610628
YOU AREN'T MY DOCTORS

Chiefs have a serious problem at QB

>statmutt spends all training camp talking about how elite mahomes look and how he's being reported to be playing at his 2019-2022 level
>fat as shit and can't throw more than 10 yards

why don't they just have like 2-3 people stand at the touchdown line and then have people throw the ball to them rather than go through all of the effort to run it there?

>>150610556
My ancestors came here from Wales and Germany in the 1700s but I would never call myself European because I'm not a retard. You forgot the soil part of blood and soil

>>150610595
Lol ok.

Fatrick Mahomes

>now the niggers are torturing each other
o-ok
>the wayans are involved?
....sure?

>>150610577
heh, good catch

Nick Wright status?

>>150610628
no
jews have pushed it too far
zoomers want them holocausted
the internet shutdown looms

[to the tune of Help Me Rhonda]
HELP ME REFFIES HELP HELP ME REFFIES

>>150610710
alarming

>>150610688
yes goy, deny your european heritage
you're just an american, no different than juan, or zhang or tyrone

>>150610709
he'll still be at the top of mahomes mountain don't worry

>battling stomach bug
actual flu detected

>>150610710
what do we need to do to win zoomers back to the right side and stand with Israel?

>>150610678
b-but josh simmons doe!!

>>150610788
Raise the banner

>>150610804
Jews Lost.

france, uk, australia and canada are recognizing palestine
the only thing keeping their jew state afloat is dying republican boomers

>Chiefs offense sucks
>now their defense does too
7-10

>>150610843
Broncos
Chargers
Chiefs
Raiders (But they're close)

>not being up 24-0 at the half
baka

I was told the AFCW would be tough this season. Seems like it's just the Broncos and Chargers who will be good

>>150610710
Quite ironic that Israel has done more damage to the Jews and their reputation than any terrorist group

>BUY A PHONE
no

>>150610753
>Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, That any Alien being a free white person, who shall have resided within the limits and under the jurisdiction of the United States for the term of two years, may be admitted to become a citizen thereof on application to any common law Court of record in any one of the States wherein he shall have resided for the term of one year at least, and making proof to the satisfaction of such Court that he is a person of good character, and taking the oath or affirmation prescribed by law to support the Constitution of the United States, which Oath or Affirmation such Court shall administer, and the Clerk of such Court shall record such Application, and the proceedings thereon; and thereupon such person shall be considered as a Citizen of the United States. And the children of such person so naturalized, dwelling within the United States, being under the age of twenty one years at the time of such naturalization, shall also be considered as citizens of the United States. And the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond Sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born Citizens: Provided, that the right of citizenship shall not descend to persons whose fathers have never been resident in the United States . . .
To be American is to be white. That's the country's very first statement on citizenship, the Naturalization Act of 1790.

Guys, I got a new haircut. The barber said all the boys are rocking this haircut. Does it look cool on me?

>>150610902
desu it was bibi forcing all this to avoid going to prison
the Israeli intelligence agencies should have killed him

>>150607775 (OP)
Chiefs secondary looks like shit. I thought McDuffie was supposed to be good?

>>150610753
Lmao at you thinking any of that matters

This is boring. Im out. I will just watch the highlight clips.

>stick around for halftime, when we'll check in with Mr. Beast
okay. that's it. i'm ready to end it all

>>150610995
Israel would be just as comically evil without bibi. Did you forget Ben Gvir exists?

is mahomes and andy reid washed?

did you guys know brown people????
brown people btw
brown people

>>150611079
Yeah what about em

>>150611072
they wouldn't have been so comically evil in living memory if not for bibi's genocide

>>150610995
Netanyahu is unironically on the "moderate" side of Israel. Average Israeli is completely insane and genuinely believes the rest of the world exists to serve their every whim

>>150611079
someone post the pasta

>>150611110
ps brown people

Friendly reminder that Jim Harbaugh cheated for years at Michigan and has 15 years worth of penalties against him from the NCAA

>>150611116
~25% of israel is arab
the only ones hwo have kids are either arabs or insane retarded hatjews who dont work or do military/civil service

why are people discussing the middle east in an nfl general

>Runs out
Recharded

>chargers just tarded out at the end there
kek

Low iq

>delay of game
>low effort shovel pass
>run out of bounds
Low IQ

>>150611183
Because the only reason for the USA's existence is to guarantee the continued existence of the state of Israel.

>>150611133
There is literally nothing wrong with cheating in the NCAA if you leave for the NFL before getting punished.

>>150611277
Jimmy, please, you're literally in a game right now

>>150611299
It also worked for Pete Carroll and Im sure there are others.

>marshawn lynch is a photographer
ok...
>for the nfl professionally
....ok

If the 2-minute offense is so effective why don't teams run it all the time?

Kurt Warner the cuck doing damage control for the nigger.
>It was da playcall's fault he didn't run out of bounds.

>>150611362
He loves Jesus too much to not give everybody the benefit of the doubt.

thornton and worthy in the same offense will make for some kino deep bombs, maybe they'll recreate tyreek in the aggregate

>>150611337
some people just really don't enjoy retirement I guess

>>150611403
worthy died because he ran into kelce lol

what a disgracce

lol that was kinda based on the kicker's behalf there but fuck the chiefs

>>150611347
Chip Kelly tried that. Your offense runs out of juice too quick.

>only 10 penalties in the first half
Have the refs fallen off?

Do u watch the big game with ur shonk?

Damn that fire drill was perfect

>Dicker
>Buttker
Wtf is wrong with Americans

>>150611400
I frequently fantasize about dousing people in lighter fluid and throwing a match on them. I actually keep both in my room next to my bed.

>>150611347
Well when it fucks up, and it will, it leaves your defense to play the majority of the game. That's not how you win.

That was clutch as fuck from 59 hell

>>150611347
You can gas your own defense too

>>150611482
10 pens a half is high, actually

you know I don't think I like non white people.

Jake Elliot made a 58 yarder yesterday idk why you fags are acting like one extra yard is a big deal must be chief dick riders

>>150611585
I wish I was joking but I'm serious. The more I think about the people who wronged me or mistreated me, the more I think they deserve to die. I would never actually do anything though, I don't want to go to prison.

>>150611595
No one believes you

>>150611626
It’s the new NFL balls

>>150611347
Ask Chip "Fat" Kelly

How do I bet on the side that rigs games? I can't seem to find out in advance who's going to win and by how much.

>>150611648
i know i know its hard to believe but i look at people like whatever that farmer rapper is on the right on screen right now and i just don't know anymore anon

>>150611640
Get over yourself. It's that simple.

>we'll see what the chargers have in them. we'll see if they can dethrone the giants here
what in the gosh darn heck is cam newton talking about

Why is that black guy dressed like Crocodile Dindu?

>>150611686
That's just one of a few billion. I bet you'll find quite a few to be friends with. Maybe even love!

why is the chargers 7head allowed to live?
what is a karol g?
who really benefits from the slopbowl being like this?
where is patrick mahomes dignity?
when will the nfl be a sport again?
how is anyone still watching this?

Tummy.

>>150611794
Karol G is latinxs favorite troon
Brazilians like shemales

What is this extreme corpslop

>>150611737
no

>>150611845
>Mr Beast
God please no

I hate dance as entertainment

Karol G > Kendrick Lamar

I fucking despise non whites. What kind of circus is this

I have the show muted and I'm still super upset at what I'm seeing

Patrick Mahomes is averaging a 2.15-second time to throw through the first half, which would be his fastest mark in a game in his career (previous fastest: 2.32 seconds in Week 4, 2021 vs. PHI).

Who the fuck is this bitch

I dont get it karol g is colombian and sings in spanish

brazil anons explain yourselves

It's all so tiresome

>>150611695
>DUDE GETTING OVER THIS CRIPPLING MENTAL AFFLICTION IS SO SIMPLE JUST DO THIS
People like you should just shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about. You act like psychological disorders and mental illness are just trivial things that someone can get over with a little heckin willpower. Armchair psychologists are incapable of empathy and give out the most shallow and surface level advice imaginable. Just don't say anything, that would honestly be way more helpful.

>>150611863
click the square in the top right of your browser to full screen the cuck

>>150610710
They adultered the results. The real ones would show them supporting the Holy Land.

Okay, I will be fapping to latinas tonight. Thanks YouTube

>>150611867
Cool bro...

>>150611858
Then why do you watch football
>Scantily clad qt with nice body shaking hips
I fail to see what's wrong

>>150611845
I hope a brown girl falls in love with you and also becomes the greatest friend you ever had. A perfect match.

>>150611626
I'm an ardent choofs hater, but getting set procedurally to hit that in like 10 seconds is elite.

>>150611919
gross

Uh oh don't let the furries see this

>this confuses and distraughts the yt bois

Kino

>>150611893
Why?

>>150611903
Grow up
Get over yourself
Get therapy

Why is Shakira doing another half time show?

every dancer there is fit except for one randomly fat guy. good for him

>>150611893
They are on stage right now

>>150611867
Meanwhile that is Tua's average basically kek
Imagine if Mahomes had to feel actual pressure in the NFL.
Tua's a retarded coconut behind a line that hates him.

Strong contender for Special Teams play of the year already.

UK Bros, look away!

kek brazilians are seething and coping claiminmg these brown dancers achtually aren't brazilian but some other latin americans o algo

>>150611994
NTA but the world is full of rotten trash who should all die. If you don't think this way then you have no morals.

all the dudes are dressed like gay pirates

latina kino

>>150612022
The fat guy is the only cool one.

Good halftime show

>>150611903
Seriously, just stop being a faggot. Its that simple.

and you are a massive, massive faggot

>>150612022
all of the women were overweight

>>150612086
>get this thing away from me

>brown slop
don't care

I want it stated for the record that as a phins "fan" I do not have a food truck nor am I brown. I also do not waddle waddle when waddle gets a touchdown (not that he's allowed to get the ball anymore).

>>150612051
what a high IQ aryan play

>>150612086
This is cringe

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE LMAO

LAST NIGHT WAS FOCUSED ON THE GAME WTF IS THIS HAHAHAHA

>>150612086
>i miss brittney

>>150611903
I'll just keep responding until it breaks you I guess. Sorry!

>>150612070
Ow the edge
Grow up
The world will always be unfair

>>150612111
>T. Never touched a woman before

>>150612110
Stop shoving leaves up your ass

So Karl G is just Shakira lite?

>>150612086
>this guy realizing he will die in his sleep due to this brown psycho retard subhuman
KEK

just saw statmutt hanging on a lightpole very sad

>>150612156
Ok? That's the point

>>150612155
I literally just started hitting myself and pacing around my room. I'm being serious. Fuck you.

The top tier of latin genetics is superior to the top tiers of almost every other race
That accent and those curves combined are unfair

>>150612202
you should probably x out this tab bro

>>150612180
>>150612202
down not across btw do something right

>>150612086
Why are latinas fucking crazy? Broke up with one and she was so pissed but still followed me to another city; they can't get enough.

>>150612202
That's cute show your cock and punch it

>>150610605
Chargies

>>150612262
>>150612262
>>150612262
new

>Coofs are late
Fuck these guys

>>150612260
a lot of them are molested. also european genes and south american psycho tribal genes dont mix

do you guys think travis kelce has seen taylor swift naked

>>150612175
>12 cmp 21 att 57.1 cmp% 98 yds 4.7 ypa 0 TD 0 INT 69.1 RTG
That's for one half, so that *2 gives 196 yds and 0 TD/game. Now TOM BRADY played 335 games. so 196*335 = 65660 career yards, which is certainly impressive, but sadly is NOT on pace to match Brady's career total of 89,214 passing yards. Not to mention the 0 TDs compared to 649 TDs.
All in all, Brady is better.

>>150612318
kelce sucks mr swift's penis daily.
>>150612331
>he had to run in at 500+ to cry about TOM BRADY of all people out of nowhere
holy fuck this is a rib at this point.

>>150612318
Naw they practice soaking

>>150612233
>spams ow you're so edgy for 15 minutes
>gives suicide tips and says its a moral good
yeah no surprise you support the trash in this world. you're all like that

>>150612086
He will be stabbed. RIP.

>>150612260
they're genetically a rape baby race + tons of child molestation

>>150611337
ricky williams has done it some too

>>150607775 (OP)
sloppy seconds