Bros... I just found out that both Adalind Gray and Kitty Lynn are escorts at brothels in Nevada. I really need one of you to convince me that it would be a terrible idea to impulsively book a flight, hotel and appointment across the country and pay a lot of money to lose my virginity to one of these sexy tomboys. It already sounds terrible but the fantasies running through my head are really convincing, even if its not financially a good decision for me.