Tradsimps be like:

>You're not a real man unless you marry a former roastie turned Christian woman, forgive her because of "Muh Jesus." Work 60+ hours a week to provide for her so she can be a full time housewife, just like it was in muh 1950s. You can also not ever think about or fantasize about another woman in your mind ever again in your life, even if your wife withholds sex, because "Muh Jesus" will send you to hell for being a sinner."

>Me: "Um Okay. So if I do all that, will you guys at least roll back some of the feminism, rigged divorce laws, and repeal the 19th?"

>Tradsimps: "No. We can't. Putting restrictions on women is mean."