I have an addiction based personality so I can't play anything that isn't sweaty competitive games

I have MEF but I hate being feminine it pisses me off and humiliates me IRL. Even still in secret I've purchased things like Taylor Swift posters and pink peripherals/headphones. I keep it in secret though, it would annoy me and piss me off for anyone to see it, as I like to be viewed and to act as a dominant guy.

>worse than every nintendo console before it
>worse than every nintendo console released after it
>worse than every other 6th gen console
How did they fuck up so bad