My older brother is so useless. He’s always nice to me, spends time with me, hugs and kisses. He never gets mad when I try to make him angry. I wish he would kill our parents, enter my room, slap me awake from my sleep and choke slam me into the wall. With a strong and manly grip, barely being able to inhale. Agony.
I want him to call me a foolish little sister.
God I wish Itachi was my real brother.