>be me
>wanting switch 2 so bad, been dreaming of it for months
>no job, no money, only ramen and regret
>remember i have like $50 in based pepe from some meme impulse buy months ago
>shrug.jpg
>check chart
>it’s mooning
>within a week, $50 turns into $700
>heart.exe has stopped working
>withdraw funds, buy switch 2 + some launch games
>delivery day arrives
>open box, smell new console
>feel like a billionaire in a ramen-stained apartment
>mfw the frog literally funded my dopamine
>spend evening playing launch games
>realize this is peak degenerate luck
>based pepe saved christmas, birthday, and my soul

>>60684391
I've been lucky since 2018, yet I still haven't made it

>>60679862
I'm not feeling bullish brother, what should we buy

>>60636877
I think you just got weaker, I had to take a break to come back here and start picking up things like npc again because I was starting to act paranoid about everything
We're in better times now, and It's concerning that you can't enjoy it