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"Let me rephrase that" I said. "I bet I can banish both of you...by using the power you gave me ONLY to defend rather than attack or move, covering my eyes, and holding my breath. On the honor of the divine word ASCHENTE, if I win the bet you'll submit utterly to my power, and if I lose well-you'll have an opening to continue this pointless slap fight. Agreed?"

"That's absurd! You're on! ASCHENTE!" they both announced. The planet resembled an overcooked potato at this point. A casual blow smashed my avatar through the stratosphere...but my telekinesis held me together and due to my SUPERIOR TACTICAL MIND, I had tricked them hitting me directly into the dimensional gate around the Earth. Shattering it, and "banishing" the beings back to their realities.

Well, that would've been the default outcome at least.

"Oh damn, I guess we're stuck now~" said the lower dimensional entity as she stared at the glowing Surrender Oaths now tattooed on her thigh.

"Quite right! Oh well, you win some you lose some" said the higher dimensional entity as his flanks were covered in burning sigils. Thus bound to my will, they had no choice but to put everything back the way it was.

...

Almost everything.

"Oh, that's interesting" said the 2D native, "you still have your power!"

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