Thread 96322855

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>Last Thread
>>96297554

>>96322468
Futa and Traps aren't gay

>>96322855 (OP)
This should have been Boobs edition.

>>96322764
Fortunately they are made to get freaky with.

>>96322855 (OP)
First thing that comes to mind for the title is Doc Savage or Johnny Quest.

>>96322855 (OP)
>#6444
#6443

I had a friend dump Destiny lore on my head today.
From the sound of it, the Hercules Method is both a great place to start and a great way to prepare yourself for Sword Logic; what's the next step on the murderhobo ascension path once you have a steady flow of paracausal energy coming in?

>>96322930
Abyssal Exalt.

cough

>>96322930
That depends greatly on your species and inclination. Savathun spelt out that even as Sathona, she was aware using the Sword Logic as a death-based XP system wasn’t the only way to use it-just the fastest in the short term. That’s why Imbaru, her shitposting-based Sword Logic, works. You just have to flex on someone in some way while tapping into Darkness-based magic. It’s like the more autistic Warp. The Hive are actually crippled from overdependency on their worms when it comes to using the Sword Logic at maximum potential-it’s why the moment Savathun gets access to the Light, she’s able to shut down a Disciple, and presumably why the Guardians merely farming Xivu’s forces for weeks at most are able to turn Eris Morn into the most powerful Hive God in existence at the time.

The next step varies. The Hive kill until they upgrade their morphs to either Knights or Wizards, and sufficiently powerful Knights or Wizards can form their own little pocket dimension in the Ascendant Plane which also serves as a phylactery. The Hive Gods are merely the most successful Hive at this, and Oryx merely went further by having his own custom morph as well as wielding the power to Take-a direct aspect of the Darkness which strictly speaking you don’t need Sword Logic to use. But the Virtuous Worms themselves just kind of…get bigger off all the tribute farmed to them. Then there are Disciples who start off fuckoff strong, and are heavily implied to be further empowered by their Pyramid from destroying civilisations and amalgamating their life essence into themselves.

A lot of people say that orcs are meant to represent black people, but I would say that bandits are the actual analog for black people in fantasy settings.

>>96322870
this should have been Femdom edition

Has anyone heard from the guy who was making the Mother dupe?

Might as well just ask you guy which jumps are currently being made?

>>96323143
Bandits are just land pirates, though. In both cases, it's a business with employees, overhead, risk management strategies, market niche, and a service to push-- in this case, liberating people from their shit.
The modern bandits are the booster gangs in NYC and the like that barge into stores en masse, ransack the place, and then resell the stolen goods online and on the side of the road.

>>96322895
Should have been Gundam

>>96323274
Never watched gundam.

>>96323350
Oh, well I won't spoil anything for you then. But if you have the time I would recommend it if you're a fan of Gundam

I can upload a jump doc to Grok, give it my Jumper's character sheet, and get it to select the best perks to optimize my character's build.

I don't know how to digest this.

>>96323970
It will SAY that they're the best perks. It won't actually analyze them.

>>96323970
It will (assuming it works properly) give you the mechanically best build but will it give you the one tailored to your own ideal power fantasy?

How many droidekas could Jumper take in a fight?

>>96323970
Grok is still useless to me until it can simulate my particular autism and knowledge of obscure setting lore instead of only using the data in the jumpdoc. If you feed it the new Doctor Who jump I bet Grok will just tell you the optimal build is to be a Time Lord instead of one of the alien races that makes the Time Lords look like level 5 wizards.

>>96323970
>I don't know how to digest this.
A common outcome of asking AI for advice.

>>96324010
In theory an endless amount, jumper would be able to kill them effortlessly, resist their attacks, and restore his stamina faster than it's depleted.

The speed of the droids being destroyed would likely be subpar compared to other jumpers of similarly long chains but he could eventually beat any number of Droidekas he has to face in a single battle.

>>96324010
All of them. It is impossible for normal metal and energy to harm me, and there isn’t enough in the Star Wars multiverse to scratch an actually representative avatar of myself. Even the little Sideous avatar I have there has been modified to be regenerate like Abeloth and I’ve used Star Forge-like processes to perfect the cloning process so in the unlikely event it’s destroyed (say, by a successful Holdo Maneuver. Or being thrown into a sun. Or by an army of Droidekas holding it down while concentrating all fire on it’s joints to immobilise it, then it’s neck to cut off it’s senses, then it’s central mass before it can regenerate a new head) it’s spirit will just hop into a new body (or at my discretion, into a Snoke) and get right back into the Droideka slaughter.

Even then, that avatar has Immortal Rur’s ability to control technology with his mind. By default, more Droidekas showing up just means more minions. So the bare minimum for those droidekas to even have a chance is for Windu to help first by using Vaapad to interfere with it’s Dark Side powers. And ideally, an equally powerful Sith with a similar lightsaber style that lets turn the Light Side against itself (like my own Form VIII) to intefere with it’s much more powerful Light Side abilities too.

Can someone recommend jumps with perks to mix sword combat with magic? I'd love to be a spellblade type, but there aren't many places where mixing the two together is good enough to get much support.

>>96324444
Quest for Glory 4/5 has a perk that lets you cast any magic you know through a sword, Final Fantasy V has the Spellblade job, and City of Heroes has some stuff for that

I've decided to be annoyed that the Mummy the Curse jump doesn't offer being a Purified, despite mummies literally being the result of attempts to recreate the rituals to make a Purified.

>>96324461
>It doesn't offer the perfected thing that characters in the movies can't get
Just do a better ritual yourself.

>>96324461
>despite mummies literally being the result of attempts to recreate the rituals
>Mummy the Curse
What? No they aren’t, they’re the Judges of Duat’s pyramid scheme to feed Ammut the Devourer because they’re Lawful Evil incarnate, as handed down by the temakh.

>>96324444
Negima. Or UQ Holder.

>>96323970
post examples

>>96324611
>What? No they aren’t, they’re the Judges of Duat’s pyramid scheme to feed Ammut the Devourer because they’re Lawful Evil incarnate, as handed down by the temakh.
First off, World of Darkness - Immortals states that mummification is a derivative of the process used to become a Purified. It's specifically talking about mummification as a method of corpse preservation being a bastardized derivative of the process.

Hell, the actual process of learning how to become a Purified, bargaining for the knowledge from an immensely powerful spirit, is the same.

... I'll admit I'm definitely wrong about mummies being a derivative of the purified. I think I was mixing up OWOD mummy lore with NWOD mummy lore?

... I still wish the Mummy The Curse jump offered the Purified, since it's the only nWoD Gameline that actually acknowledges they exist. The Book of Lasting Death has a section on them, with rules and everything. Hell, it establishes that a Purified's Rank actually directly affects their physical stats, and that they can go above 5

>>96325021
>First off, World of Darkness - Immortals states that mummification is a derivative of the process used to become a Purified. It's specifically talking about mummification as a method of corpse preservation being a bastardized derivative of the process.
Okay but, mummifcation is a way more low-tier version of the process used by the Nameless Empire to attempt to reach their gods after merely having the power to wipe stars from the sky and calling forth eldritch horrors wasn’t enough.

>the actual process of learning how to become a Purified
Is VERY different from the process used to become an Arisen. There are zero bargains. The Judges of Duat tell you to eat shit and thank them for the privilege, the sturdiest pillar of your soul protects you from their gruelling lawtism, and you’re forced back into the land of the living as a shambling demigod. Unless you are one of the Deceived in which case you instead spend your dead state being chased around a spiritual tasteland by your temakh-the part of you that is an incredibly pissed off chunk of the Judges sculpted into a kind of familiar, and mentally disassociating between your humanity and the temakh’s memories.

>mixing up oWoD with nWoD
Probably yeah. At this point it sounds like what you want would come from a WoD - Immortals jump instead.

>Men of destiny
So what did you do in Gundam?

>>96325064
>Probably yeah. At this point it sounds like what you want would come from a WoD - Immortals jump instead.
There's actually an entire perkline for becoming a purified in the NWOD Mortals jump. I just also think they should be in the NWOD Mummy jump

>>96325311
Cima

>>96325491
Did you pick her up when she decided to leave the earth sphere bullshit?

>>96325518
After she was abandoned by Zeon at the end of the war. I rallied her and her men to my side and left and she stuck to me like glue ever since.

>>96323223
Still working on The Dreamers. After that probably Sarwat Chadda's Sikander Aziz series (City of the Plague God and Fury of the Dragon Goddess)....might do the Thousand Worlds series if no one else does it in the next 2-3 years.

>>96325596
Oh, didn't see you in a bit Crimson. How goes progress on The Dreamers?

>>96325643
Too slow for my tastes, mostly due to irl issues and a lack of focus. Currently still on the outlining phase of things.

>>96325712
Uff, hope things go better then. Also that Nasu decides to localize Tsukihime at long last. We just got Hollow Ataraxia after all.

>>96325596
>the Thousand Worlds series
I feel like I’ve heard of that somewhere.

>>96323976
The amount of people who don't get this is amazing.

Did you know reddit has an entire sub of people who have 'AI boyfriends/girlfriends'? It's completely unhinged, they broke after the recent ChatGPT update erased the old stuff.

>>96323976
>>96326089
LLM's are still have some intelligence, even if it's not a powerful intelligence. Yes they're just fancy next word predictors, but past a certain point predicting the next word requires real understanding of the text which AI models do have to an extent.

hey Red! How is that warframe update coming? Pease tell me canon companions aren't still going to be 300 cp? there are so many cuties in that game!

>>96326089
>Did you know reddit has an entire sub of people who have 'AI boyfriends/girlfriends'?
That's nothing, I've seen middleaged people try to outright marry AI. The delusion is real. Jumpchain is legitimately not the worst coping mechanism out there.

>>96326212
I mean, yes, but the point is that in terms of meaningful comprehension is an LLM is much further from you than an actual chimpanzee is.

>>96325311
Spent most of the OYW as a magpie stealing all the shiny bits. Killed Lalah in front of Char for funzies. Killed Jamitov Hymen. Killed the Delaz fleet. Saved Dozle. Upgraded my various (stolen) mobile suits with Battletech armor. Teabagged Haman. Stole more mobile suits and ships. Sent out a system wide broadcast calling Scirocco a faggot.
That’s about it.

>>96325988
It's a nice little book-series about Korean mythological critters in space.

>>96325906
Me too buddy, me too.

>>96326578
A chimp probably has higher generally intelligence but lacks the knowledge and natural language processing to understand a lot of human concepts. LLM's have pretty good natural language comprehension, and have an enormous breadth of knowledge, but a weak general intelligence meaning they don't perform superhuman despite their advantages.

I guess it depends on what you mean by meaningful comprehension. Is human visual or 3d spatial processing that comes from our inherited subconscious meaningful? Pragmatically it's still useful either way

>>96324444
Duel Monsters Shadow Realm, Knight's Title. Not a perk but the Pathfinder jumps can let you become a magus, whose entire gimmick is spellblading.

I just learned that there's an incredibly BASED Korean webcomic called Get Schooled. Is there anyone currently working on a jump for it?

>>96327620
You could do something useful for the community for once and do it yourself.

How would your jumper react to being raped i.e. sexually penetrated by another person's penis?

>>96328072
You don't need a penis to rape.

>>96328099
The law says otherwise, and the question is about a specific kind of sexual assault regardless.

>>96326424
>cuties
>warframe
Lol. Lmao. This guy likes Ms. Potatohead.

>>96328106
Whose law? Anyways seeing as I am not an emotionally unstable woman I simply shoot the motherfucker and move on with my life. It's just sex.

>>96328072
Depends on the person

>>96328120
Why assume you're able to "simply shoot the motherfucker" who's strong enough to overpower you for long enough to rape you?

>>96328132
Because I can always leave and shoot them at a later date? Justice does not have to be carried out immediately.

>>96328140
And if you're not able to find them before the jump ends?

>>96316769
>155 - Shin Megami Tensei III - Nocturne
>Drawbacks
>Location & Time
But My Waifu!, Lucifer's Call, Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series & Knuckles with Funky New Mode (1600)
>Background choices
Demon
>Purchases
Mystery
Chaos & Order: Deity: Indra, Level 80 (800)
Gonnection (600)
Evolution (400)
Fragment of the Great Will (0)
Pocket Change (Free)
>Ending Option
Freedom

>>96328153
I have access to the Akashic Record. I can find anything or anyone I want.

>>96328163
And if it turns out to be you from the future, who did it because it was the only way to give you enough character development to defeat the guy who's going to destroy the world?

>>96328175
I'm a hivemind of every instance of myself to ever exist across any point in time so that's not possible but assuming it was then I would question the value of rape-based character growth being needed to combat this nebulous big bad when jumper is already a nigh-omnipotent reality warper.

>>96328072
Surprised to say the least that there is a guy out there that can overpower Jumper enough that he can't stop that.

The again, Jumper is universe-size, so it's pretty hard to police that a random weirdo doesn't just stick his dick into a random rock formation.

>>96328072
is it a hot girl's penis?

She/her.

>>96328786
Can be a futa or trap penis if you want.

>>96328793
One of my concubines

>>96328907
Who are the others?

>>96328916
The other Femritters and a few Hollows

>>96324444
Theres a perk for being good at that in the High Elves jump. It's Blade and Spell As One in the Mage Origin.

>>96325311
>UNICOOOOOOORN!
but in the OYW
for Zeon as a Zabi, obviously

Are there any jumps that have had their balance change due to advancing technology or other things about the real world that weren't known at time they were written?

>>96329408
Probably, but relative to jumpchain that's basically fanwank territory anyway since you're trying to answer questions canon either hasn't thought to address or might be actively avoiding for the sake of not having to put up with a given flavor of bullshit while trying to tell a story.

>>96329408
Warframe.

Post a perk from the jump you are work on.

>>96329816
>he thinks there are still jumpmakers here
Lol.
Lmao, even.

>>96329816
Free - Witty Banter
Prepare to enter the arena of verbal combat! Much like our dynamic duo, you enjoy many a bout of the nation’s favorite pastime - trading wits with nitwits for giggles and shits. Though you may or may not be a dumbass otherwise, when it comes to making scathing remarks or witty retorts you have the wisdom of Solomon. Use this power responsibly, to lovingly bully your sibling and not hatefully bully someone else. That would make you a dickhead.

>>96329816
Keter - 600 CP
Out there, past the sky, something beautiful is waiting for us. You flew into the great unknown, and were touched by cosmic rays, becoming fantastic. Just like the Fantastic Four and U-Foes, radiation emanated by the big guy upstairs has given you superpowers. For example, Richards can render his body elastic, letting him change shape, resist harm, and even grow smarter by wrinkling his brain. Vector on the other hand can exert incredible telekinetic force, strong enough to flay the likes of the Hulk. Johnny Storm can turn up the heat, becoming a living flying firebolt that can unleash immense destruction. X-Ray, on the other hand, can project any kind of radiation while also being resistant to physical attack at the cost of permanent mutation and his powers operating on a much smaller scale than Johnny's. The Thing's harder to crack than a planet and few can take a clobberin' from him for long. In any case, you are free to decide what kind of powers you gained. Maybe you're a living quartz statue who manipulates sound via resonance? Or perhaps you're a radio wave man that can explore the Internet like psychics do the astral realm? As a guideline, your new powers should involve transforming your body in a thematically coherent manner, energy projection / manipulation with a scientific bent, or some mixture of both.

Would Jesus favor wojak or pepe memes?

>>96329866
Needs fanfic and fanart/hentai toggle.

>>96329879
Man, Ben really got fucked over in terms of superpowers when you put it like that. Everyone else has some kind of bullshit wank and he's just the tough guy.

>>96329879
What is this for? The FF are in a lot of things.

Has your jumper ever been charged with a felony for throwing a Subway sandwich at an ICE officer?

>>96330004
The Immortal Hulk.

>>96330069
NTA, but they were in that?

Your Jumper is going with their day and sees a chainsaw maniac running after some dude. What do they do?

>>96329816
>Yoyo mastery (Free!)
>You have a complete mastery of Yoyo techniques matched only by Pippit at the start of his adventure here, which is to say you have barely any idea what you are doing and ranked 320th right below Pippit in the Yoyo championship. You can hit someone real hard with Yoyos, though!

>>96330079
Yeah. Ben fights Hulk for a bit, and they all appear in the finale to stop the Avengers from being dickheads and help Bruce.

>>96330062
>Has your jumper ever been charged with a felony
We really need that Disgaea 2 jump already.

>>96330228
>"He who makes jumps waits for no one but himself."

>>96330276
>Spongebob and Patrick aging to dust gif

[The Front of Superman]

Drawbacks: Psycho, Playmate, Framed (1700)

Esper (1500)

A Free Mind (Free)
Stepping Stones (Free)
Burning Heart (Free)
Full Circle (1400)
Playing Dirty (1300)
Stacked Deck (1100)
Chosen One (900)
Inheritor of Meiyouken (600)
True Void (300)
Telekinesis (0)
Wheels: Hovercraft (Free)
ComradesX1 (Free)
-Esper (400), Talented: Ballet (Free), A Free Mind (Free), Specialist: Taekwondo (300), Unnamed Power: Super Mega Giga Plus Ultra Regenerator (0)

"Ahhh, welcome, welcome, higher dimensional friend!" said the lower dimensional being dressed up as a naked woman. "Look, look! We've got a guest! I'm going to frame him for the local population's woes and heighten his aggression to make sure he has fun!"

"Veeeery interesting!" said the higher dimensional being dressed up as a cat. "You there! Come play with us and we'll set the seas and skies on fire!"

"...you mean, OR?" I asked rhetorically. "No?" said the cat, puzzled. "I mean we'll give this weak dimension the decoration it deserves while harvesting it's energy!"

As I used my seemingly lacklustre teleknesis ability to telekinetically redirect the earth's rotational energy into bouncing awy the cat-shaped thing while the woman-shaped thing created a dimensional gate between the sun's core and my stomach...only my telekinesis to create a white hole in there that redirected it as a telekinesis-assisted plasmic breath attack, I took a moment to contemplate why the 3rd dimension was such a jobber in this reality. It was one thing for the 5th Dimension (the go-to bully dimension of other realities, I thought as I telekinetically created a black hole to toss my foes in. The cat dragged me in with a tail so comically long it somehow escaped the event horizon. Everything went dark) to be so powerful, but for even LOWER dimensions to exercise this much power (I took advantage of a brief opening to slash our way out of the singularity.

1/4

>>96330334
The earth was still intact because I was telekinetically holding it in place and telekineticaly reassembling people) said something had gone drastically wrong with the formation of the third in this reality.

Oh well. I had more immediate concerns like catching the screaming ballerina that the powers that be foisted on me like a virgin sacrifice to a god. The woman-shaped thing, completely on a whim, retroactively gave her limitless powers of regeneration (as I used my telekinesis to deploy spiritual energy blasts across the past, present and future, concussing the entities) and silently dared me to violently abuse them to their fullest extent.

"This is private property" I said finally, telekinetically parrying a briefly Jupiter-sized cat, "and given that we aren't surrounded by violent higher dimensional beings it's clear you two are the problem children of your respective worlds. We both know" I said, telekinetically deforming a higher dimensional sword manifested by the woman-thing before it could burst from inside my thigh "that these power" I said, cast back to the meteor that killed the dinosaurs only to telekinetically bounce back "are a mere farce compared to your REAL capabilities, so I'm going to be VERY patient and ask you to put everything back the way you found it...in exchange for your punishment being limited to Surrender Oath-binding and sorcerous infrastructure-entanglement instead of the effort your destruction would require"

"Ooh, ooh! He's threatening us!!" said the woman-thing. "I'm SO excited! Have you noticed that somehow he can feed us despite exuding no emotion at all!?"

"Right?! He's on as many dimensions as I can perceive, I can't WAIT to see what he'll do next!" said the cat-thing. I sighed, while the ballerina kept crying. This was just like babysitting the newly freed Awakened Humans again.

2/4

>>96330335
"Let me rephrase that" I said. "I bet I can banish both of you...by using the power you gave me ONLY to defend rather than attack or move, covering my eyes, and holding my breath. On the honor of the divine word ASCHENTE, if I win the bet you'll submit utterly to my power, and if I lose well-you'll have an opening to continue this pointless slap fight. Agreed?"

"That's absurd! You're on! ASCHENTE!" they both announced. The planet resembled an overcooked potato at this point. A casual blow smashed my avatar through the stratosphere...but my telekinesis held me together and due to my SUPERIOR TACTICAL MIND, I had tricked them hitting me directly into the dimensional gate around the Earth. Shattering it, and "banishing" the beings back to their realities.

Well, that would've been the default outcome at least.

"Oh damn, I guess we're stuck now~" said the lower dimensional entity as she stared at the glowing Surrender Oaths now tattooed on her thigh.

"Quite right! Oh well, you win some you lose some" said the higher dimensional entity as his flanks were covered in burning sigils. Thus bound to my will, they had no choice but to put everything back the way it was.

...

Almost everything.

"Oh, that's interesting" said the 2D native, "you still have your power!"

3/4

>>96330338
"I telekinetically uploaded it to my 6th dimensional manifold and replicated it there" I said dismissively, "it's mine forever now"

"Well played! I see you've also preserved your new stress toy's ability!" said the 5D native, staring at the now mercifully amnesiac ballerina asking me if we'd met somewhere and whether I could give her a ride.

I spent the rest of the day watching her ballet performance and using my elite connections to take over the higher dimensional research project, ensuring it wouldn't draw in more interlopers. Sometime after the show, she shyly revealed that having retroactively had her impossibly powerful regeneration as a child, she had a pain threshold so high it was more of a pleasure threshold and that it would be nice if I could get rough with her. Like, snuff film rough.

For the record I was entirely capable of simply ignoring the sociopathic neurosurgery the intruders thrust on my avatar, but since she was begging for it I was also happy to oblige by using my telekinesis to cut her up.

4/4

>>96330062
Nah my Jumper only throws Jimmyjohns sandwiches at cops. They are usually quite grateful. Free lunch and all that..

>>96330471
You should throw donuts instead, they'll start trying to catch them with their mouths mid-toss like dogs.

Can the quality of a country be accurately measured by the number of McDonald's per square mile/kilometer?

>>96330589
No, it's economics can be but there are other factors involved.

>>96330589
Yes. The more McDonalds, the closer to collapse the country is.

>>96330798
Explain this, then.

>>96330488
That would be awesome but sadly they tend to get pissy if you throw donuts at them. Most think it's an insult. Which I don't get because Donuts are awesome.

>>96330840
>Ranks lower than the airlines and the fucking IRS in the states
How the FUCK did they manage that?

>>96330958
"The juice" isn't "worth the squeeze", as they say. It's almost impossible to feed a family of 4 with less than 30$ unless you order the cheapest shit on the menu, and at that point you have way better options.

>>96330958
The ice cream machine NEVER FUCKING WORKS.

>>96330911
I would unironically just take the donuts if a Jumper threw them at me, food is food.

>>96331048
>food is food.
From a jumper? Not necessarily. That donut might turn you into a woman or trap or give you some weird fetish. Assuming it doesn't just kill you.

>>96328072
Male on male rape isn’t real. You can simply hold your butthole closed and that’s that.

>>96331201
>opens another

>>96331201
>cuts spare hole in your asscheek
>fucks it
Checkmate, atheists.

>>96328811
my jumper would cum super hard then

>>96329816
>Wheel Of Merit
>You have great merits and virtue, and the will of heaven has recognised this, and blessed you with Merit. This merit has formed a golden wheel that hovers behind your head, letting all who see you know that you are a great virtuous person. But this isn't just a fancy decoration. You have been marked as being favoured by the world, and thus anyone who seeks to harm you is directly going against the will of the heavens. Their luck will dry up and they will face great calamity should they attempt to harm you. You will also find your own path of cultivation much more smooth, with fewer bumps and bottlenecks. Comprehending new techniques will come easier and faster.

What does HP represent in D&D?

>>96331503
in most editions, it's hard to deny it's meat points
4e had a marked point where it stops being scratches, near misses and luck and starts being meat points, and at that point you were considered 'bloodied'

>>96328793
He is not even cute.

>>96328072
I would IMMEDIATELY start making fun of GOHAN for having a SMALLER DICK than this ACTUAL LONESOME FAGGOT. I would start LAUGHING MY ASS and his DICk off at Gohan being naturally GAYER than BOTH of us even in this state, AND force him to LISTEN to me describe the BUU SAGA and it's consequences for CHADgon CHADall CHADuper in GRAPHIC detail. There is NO ESCAPE for this mysterious INTRUDER from my MONOLOGUE about why Gohan is a fucking LOSER.

>>96330114
Is it Gohan? I join in. Is it not Gohan? I go looking for Gohan. Is Gohan the one with the chainsaw? TRIP HIM UP SO HE JOBS TO HIS OWN WEAPON

>>96330062
Never, only for throwing a GREGGS sandwich at Gohan. With EXTRA MUSTARD.

>>96331509
NTA, but as a non-trapfag, how is it not cute? It looks just as feminine to me as most traps. I assume that you are a trapfag, because if you were straight like me, there would be no need to remark on that particular trap's lack of cuteness (since all traps by default would not be cute to you). How does it lack cuteness compared to other traps, and what would you find cute and why?

>>96331570
All men are DEFAULTLY uncute (based) but some are less uncute than OTHERS.

>>96331590
Weird how you have such a burning desire to hop on Gohan's dick, then.

>Someone uses [True Sight] on Jumper
What happens?

>>96331641
Standing behind the man is a tiger, behind the tiger is a very large dragon, and yet somehow most ominously behind that dragon is a fox; if the one using this sight is smart/unlucky they might notice the vast Sun that can't decide if it's Gold or Green.

The man notices the true sight, and has the smuggest look imaginable that might make the brave or foolish try something if not for the fact that that True Sight is telling them that he's several different kinds of giant monster and a literal star all at the same time.

>>96331503
It's a gameplay abstraction that varies in interpretation depending on context. It bears little meaning in jumpchain context since from an in-universe pov the world does not run on game logic. (or at least AFAIK it doesn't in any of our D&D jumps, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

>>96331691
We have an Order of the Stick jump. That's a webcomic in which the characters really do live in a world that runs on 3e logic and comment on it.

>>96331834
If you go there stock up on glibness potions, they're as broken as raw implies.

>>96329816
>Supernatural or Mundane [600 CP] - When a zombie has you cornered and all you can do is pray, it suddenly disappears. A ghost in the corner of your eyes that seemingly leads you to safety during a zombie horde. Your people are starving but you keep happening upon caches of food. Are you going crazy and imagining things or is something really happening? You aren’t sure, but when things are truly desperate something seems to happen that helps you out at the time, in various ways that are hard to predict. This won’t solve every problem for you, but it certainly smooths the edges. Overwhelming force can overcome this.

>>96330958
Decreasing quality, most likely. I went to one in Japan and it was fucking magical.

>sb brought up witch awakening
>wished there was a jump
someone should tell them

>>96331952
No, let them suffer.

I finally cleaned my Keyboard, after using it daily for twenty years. I was originally gonna clean a single key, but it's grown a mat of hair and dust that I had to take all the keys off to get rid of.

>>96331454
Given the fact that Merit is written like this, I can assume this is for some TTRPG or cultivation thing?

>>96330132
This from Pipistrello and the Cursed YoYo? Neato.

Gohan... so fucking based...

>>96332639
>Gohan... such a fuckup...
YEP YEP YEP, KEKKY HEKKY POO!

>96332687
A glimpse within Gohanposter's mind.

Perks to amplify Kobeni's emotions and cowardliness, to such a degree she provides a significant fraction of humanities fear, making her a vital strategic asset for devils and countries.

What jump would have magic that would be good for making portals between Magic: the Gathering planes?

>>96332936
Wakfu. Become an Eliatrope, a portal-wielding, energy-blasting/construct creating, potentially Wakfu and Stasis duel-wielding demigod who can freely travel the universe and other dimensions. Best of all, Season 4 confirmed that power with the portals is mostly down to pure skill since Qilby is specifically singled out as so strong because his perfect memory lets him constantly hone his powers over lifetimes.

>>96332936
Given that MtG and D&D are linked via Forgotten Realms/Strixhaven, the obvious question is 'would a Gate (as the 9th-level spell) work?'

>>96333005
And to that, the obvious answer is "don't let Bolas know Wish exists, you fool"

>>96332687
Dr. Gero acquitted himself quite well, all things considered, so it's not like mad scientist is a bad build in DBZ.

>>96333109
To be fair not all scientists are made equal. Dr. Gero built androids that were stronger than Frieza, the guy who was tearing the universe a new butt hole. Gohan barring alternative futures did nothing with his bugs. Hell a true chad scientist interested in bugs would unleash hordes of cyberneticly enhanced ki using super bugs on their enemies. Gohan was not a Chad. Gohan is a fraud.

>>96333005
They aren’t technically “linked”. There’s a FR set in magic and there are supplements for rules to play a DND game set on those planes, but they aren’t part of the same “canon”. The same way there are MtG sets of Avatar and 40k, but those aren’t planes in the MtG multiverse. So it’s really just down to fanwank. It kinda depends on which D&D multiversal cosmology you want to go with. IIRC, both Planescape and Spelljammer have the various settings (Forgotten Realms, Athas, Greyhawk, etc.) be locations on the prime material plane. Though they were separated in different ways and even the same model is different between different editions. Basically, I’d argue that you can’t Gate to other planes in the MtG sense (though you could Gate to other realms on Kaldheim or Nyx on Theros, that sort of thing).
Though if you want to wank that the stuff like the Astral Sea and the elemental planes and such from D&D follow you through Jumpy Wumpy nonsense, you could also wank that those are all shared between MtG planes and you could therefore Gate to, say, the astral plane on Dominaria and then open another Gate from the astral plane to Innistrad and go through that way.
I’d also argue that (pre-Mending) you could also use a Spelljammer to sail between planes, since the Weatherlight was basically a Spelljammer, but it would probably not work post-Mending because the Weatherlight (along with most interplanar travel) stopped working then.

>>96333164
The "Scientists" in DB and fiction in general as well as IRL who actually get shit done are actually engineers. Meanwhile Gohan is a legit scholar.

>>96333219
>>96333005
Oh, I also completely forgot, but this spell exists as an optional add-on for 5e D&D. So you could wank that it would work, as well.
>http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:dream-of-the-blue-veil

I'm not well versed in MtG's story, but didn't Jin Gitaxias slink from Phyrexia to Kamigawa despite not being a Planeswalker? How'd he do that?

>>96333225
I am not an expert but here is how I thought it goes. Correct me if I am wrong.
Scientists conduct research, They sometimes make breakthroughs that advance science.
Engineers take those breakthroughs and streamline them so they can be reproduced as efficient and cheaply as possible.
Scholars just kind of know stuff. They are who you ask on tv when something. Scholars are the least useful in the modern world.

>>96333250
It was possible, post-Mending to create portals between planes. But organic matter couldn’t survive the trip between them (which is why Bolas made an army of zombies covered in magic crystal). Phyrexians are basically magic cyborgs, being a perfect fusion of organic and inorganic tissue. So the praetors went through the portal and their fleshy bits got burned away, but the metal parts were still alive and the fleshy bits were regrown on the other side of the portal.
And then they cobbled together a Phyrexian World Tree with things they stole from other planes, which they could use to create portals called “Omenpaths” anywhere in the multiverse that anything could go through. And in the aftermath of their invasion and defeat, there are random Omenpaths all over the multiverse, so basically anyone can travel between planes if they know where to find these.

>>96333250
It's still possible to make portals between planes post-Mending, but it's *much* harder. Tezzeret has one such portal; the Planar Bridge. But it carries the downside of shredding organic matter- except that Phyrexians can survive without theirs

>>96332796
It isn't the intensity of emotions that count but the number of humans. Like, someone with a crippling fear of tomatoes won't make the Tomato Devil suddenly compete with Death Devil.

Besides Nazarick, are there any other place where you can recruit a group of capable and extremely loyal canon characters that will follow you just because of your in-jump purchases?

>>96333382
Flight of wings from ragna crimson.

>>96333356
I'd think it's the total amount of fear, so more people being afraid means more fear
So a smaller number of people being cripplingly afraid or a large number of people being mildly afraid could lead to devils of the same power
So if someone have the capacity to feel fear hundreds of millions times stronger than normal humans they'd have a noticeable impact on devil strength all on their own.

>>96333441
I would think that the main problem with making a single person feel the fear of a sizeable portion of the population would be things like panic-induced heart attack. Like, there's physical limitations on how afraid a human can be before their body just shuts down.

>>96333441
All the instances in the series seem to point towards numbers rather than intensity.
It would also be impossible to quantify an individual's fear, because with the amount of phobias out there you would have plenty of demons being super-strong and they are not.

>>96332936
DC Occult, has this perk
>Highway To Hell (400, Discount Half-Blood and Dabbler): There exists magical pathways between most mystical dimensions. Heaven, Hell, Faerie, Gemworld, and pretty much every afterlife or magical nook and cranny you care to name. With proper knowledge of these pathways, one can easily slip into them, allowing easy access to both them and what amounts to teleportation around earth, as well And you are one of the few people with knowledge of pretty much all of them.
>After this jump, you will retain the ability to travel between nearby magical dimensions and enough knowledge to not easily get lost while doing so. This won’t let you travel to Earth Aleph while in Worm, but slipping into the Nevernever while in the Dresden Files is simple and easy. In jumps that don’t have alternate magical dimensions this simply acts as a form of magical fast travel system instead.
just also choose the Real Magic perk for a kind of magic that would help with making potals specifically

>>96333382
sekirei if you are looking for waifus too.

What perks do we have for magic about the stars and cosmos?

Or good supporting perks for it, like being able to call down meteors indoors somehow.

>>96333559
you clearly already know about Fate in general, but in particular I'd recommend Fate Legends Japan, as one of the Yokai Capstones gives you the potential of a near divinity in relaiton to a celestial object.

>>96333382
Maybe some Servants? Some jumps allow you to get multiple, although their loyalty will depend on who you choose. But there were some incredibly loyal just because you are the Master iirc.

>>96333559
Fairy tail's enchanting at its apex "master enchant", a tier of magic unavailable to humans, can enchant the celestial bodies. Also there is heavenly body magic.

>>96333616
Besides Karna, and maybe Arjuna, who fall into this?
I think Gawain kinda wanted that, but unlike Karna, he probably needs a 'kingly' Master that reminds him of Arthur to for full devotion.

>>96333651
Diarmuid? Serenity if you have poison immunity?

>>96332936
Minecraft has a prtal making perk that includes other planes.

>>96333670
>Diarmuid
But at what cost?

>>96333559
WHF Colleges of Magic has some for Azyr wizards.

My Jumpeer in Forgotten Realms is gonna go full undead blood magic user(specifically Maho-Tsukai and Akutenshi as they're connected and compliment one another).
This allows him to enhance his spells with blood, letting him substitute material components with blood in the form of HP damage, and lets him freely use Meta Magic by using blood in the form of temporary constitution damage. The users own blood is most effective, but you can use other targets that are willing or restrained.
https://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/maho-tsukai/index.html
>Maho Metamagic: A maho-tsukai who learns metamagic feats can apply them by paying an additional cost in blood. By draining blood, the maho-tsukai can enhance her spells without using a higher-level spell slot. The cost is a number of points of temporary Constitution damage equal to the level of the metamagic spell. Thus, to cast a vampiric touch spell with the Empower Spell feat applied costs the maho-tsukai 5 points of temporary Constitution damage (3rd-level spell + two levels for Empower Spell). The maho-tsukai cannot enhance a spell to a level higher than he can cast by this means. For example, a maho tsukai must be at least 9th level to cast an Empowered vampiric touch, even though the spell uses only a 3rd-level slot.
The maker seems to have overlooked that undead dont have constitution. so how would you handle this thematically? Should jumper be able to use this anyway, but without cost? With maybe another cost(stamina? higher hp damage?) or just not be able to use it on himself alone, purely needing to use the blood of others? I am not really sure what constitution is supposed to represent in this context, like for the material component part you clearly lose hp bbecause of the blbood loss, but is the constitution loss like an actual sacrifice of life force or maybe just a representation of your health getting worse because of the blood loss?

I think the Darkness is great.

What perks do you recommend for bounty hunters?

For being able to track down extremely elusive individuals no matter where they are hiding, for taking down very powerful individuals who earned those bounties if you have the initiative, for always having proof of your deed to hand to your employers...

Anything that you'd think useful.

>>96333764
You're holding the knife the wrong way around you dim broad.

>>96333764
For the first one, depends on how magical you want it. I think one of the Campione jumps had some Authorities for always being able to find something.

For the second one just any combat perk will do.

The last one is weird. I don't think there is much for that, except maybe one of those 'people will believe if you tell the truth' perks.

>>96333764
Naruto got some decent stuff, like a bingo book that updates in future world, giving you a list of people with bounties and their known abbitlies.
It got perks for tracking others, perks for espionage, perks for blending in. Lots of stuff useful for asassination.
You can even pick storage scrolls to store and transport the corpses of your targets.

The jump would also be generlly fun as a bounty hunter, what with all the villains and pretty much every person of note with power having bounties on their head.

Inspired by a conversation that happened in the bunker: What circumstances would be need to occur for your jumper to seriously entertain prostituting themselves?

>>96333892
For it to offer me the power to achieve my jumper's objectives.

>>96333909
Would 1 million dollars be enough?

>>96333764
There's a jump called Star Wars Bounty Hunter. Warframe had some decent stuff too, iirc.

>>96333764
For tracking I like Approximate Locations from Ghost Recon Breakpoint.

>>96333917
No, unless it's a particularly problematic jump.
Usually dollars aren't that important, and when they are it's on a greater scale (to manipulate economies and from that the world).

>>96333892
Offer a higher power than what Jumper currently has.
He is already kinda doing that, after all.

>>96329816
>Technical Ability [-100cp]: You’ve been a techhead as long as you can remember. All the hardware and software that’s surrounded you has been a subject of fascination, and also rather intuitive for you to understand after some poking and prodding.
>Pick a particular variety of tech - like robots, vehicles, firearms, melee weapons, armor and apparel, or something else along those lines. You are an expert with such things, able to modify and maintain existing examples, as well as design and craft your own. This is merely the start, as you are quick to get to grips with other forms of tech with a bit of study, and you have an incredibly easy time using combining, mixing, and matching everything.
>Having the best materials available isn’t a concern for you either, as you have much better luck finding useful bits lying around. Also, you can restore even the most broken and decrepit tech - small repairs are practically nothing with your Technical Ability. Finally, you’ve a knack for tuning your personal equipment to be just right for your use.
>You may purchase this perk multiple times, acquiring a different tech focus with each purchase.

>>96333764
Exalted vs. World of Darkness

>>96333892
That's not something that fits in my escapist power fantasy in any way, shape or form.

>>96328156
>156 - DC Comics
>Drawbacks
Retconned Back In, Rogues Gallery x5, Green Lantern, Please Help Me. I Have No Arms., Signs of the Apokolips (600 CP version) Men Pretending To Be Gods (And Martial Artists) (3000 CP version) Foe of the Balance, Day of Vengeance (1000 CP version), A New Crisis (9400)
>Location & Time
Infinite Frontier
Start Date: 2021
Mainstay Character, stay for 10 years
>Background choices
Demon (1000 CP tier) (8400)
Abandoned (8500)
Supervillain: Well-Intentioned Extremism (8400)
>Purchases
Magical Potential (800 CP version) (7800)
The Power of Will: Antezenith (7400)
Born to Fight (7100)
Old as the Rocks (6900)
Transcendent Transformations (6300)
Living Intrinsic Field (1600 CP version): Crisis Energy (4700)
The Ends Justify The Means (Free)
Crack in the 4th Wall (4500)
Evil Beyond Imagination (3900)
Preptime Ploys (3300)
Underworld Connections (Free)
Reality Resistant (2700)
Injustice Incarnate (2400)
Empty Is My Hand (1500)
Costume (Free)
Weapon Cache (Free)
Luxury Prison Cell (Free)
Cosmic Tuning Fork (900)
Secret Society of Jumpchain’s Supervillains (Free)

-Retroactive Reveal
CP to RP conversion (0, 1800 RP)
Merely One Avatar of My True Glory (0 RP)
>Ending Option
Move On

>>96333985
Probably a silly question but could Master PC be used to give someone an Exaltation in/after going to an Exalted jump with the upgrade to allow supernatural edits?

Or would that fall under 'transcendental beings' can resist and also require the 'None' option for resistance assuming it's even possible?

>>96328156
>156 - DC Comics
>Drawbacks
Retconned Back In, Rogues Gallery x5, Green Lantern, Please Help Me. I Have No Arms., Signs of the Apokolips (600 CP version) Men Pretending To Be Gods (And Martial Artists) (3000 CP version) Foe of the Balance, Day of Vengeance (1000 CP version), A New Crisis (9400)
>Location & Time
Infinite Frontier
Start Date: 2021
Mainstay Character, stay for 10 years
>Background choices
Demon (1000 CP tier) (8400)
Abandoned (8500)
Supervillain: Well-Intentioned Extremism (8400)
>Purchases
Magical Potential (800 CP version) (7600)
The Power of Will: Indomitable (7400)
Born to Fight (7100)
Old as the Rocks (6900)
Transcendent Transformations (6300)
Living Intrinsic Field (1600 CP version): Crisis Energy (4700)
The Ends Justify The Means (Free)
Crack in the 4th Wall (4500)
Evil Beyond Imagination (3900)
Preptime Ploys (3300)
Underworld Connections (Free)
Reality Resistant (2700)
Injustice Incarnate (2400)
Empty Is My Hand (1500)
Costume (Free)
Weapon Cache (Free)
Luxury Prison Cell (Free)
Cosmic Tuning Fork (900)
Secret Society of Jumpchain’s Supervillains (Free)

-Retroactive Reveal
CP to RP conversion (0, 1800 RP)
Merely One Avatar of My True Glory (0 RP)
>Ending Option
Move On

>>96334350
Fanwank.

Which of the Phyrexian Praetors is the best to work under? Like not in terms of who would treat you better; who has the most to offer you for your service?

>>96334501
Jin-Gitaxias, no question.
>no discrimination between pureborn Phyrexians and converts
>actual opportunities for learning and growth
>accepts mistakes as long as they are documented and not repeated
>will not kill you for no reason
>will not lash out at you or take his frustrations on you
>actual genius

>>96334501
It's been a bit since I've checked MtG lore but Elesh Norn or Jin-Gitaxias, probably. Elesh can get most of the other praetors to work with her if need be, while Jin is a surprisingly reasonable mad scientist who would grant you access to most of his tech and research.
I'd go with Jin though for the reasons said here: >>96334624. Also because Elesh is a hilariously shit boss.
Meanwhile, Urabrask is chill (for a Phyrexian) boss but he doesn't have the most to offer, Vorinclex is like just above an animal in terms of intelligence, and Sheoldred would backstab you immediately if it gave her the slightest advantage.

>>96334681
Considering what Elesh's engame is, you don't want to actually enable/support her as that results in you becoming a glorified sock puppet. At least with Gitaxis something shitty like that only happens if he somehow gets it in his head to test something on you he probably shouldn't. Urabrask is the guy who's content to NEET it up in a workshop so long as the kids out in the back yard aren't being noisy little shits, and probably the only one of the praetors who abides non-phyrexian life existing anywhere in his immediate range of influence insomuch as he won't usually burn them unless they start shit.

>>96334384
A disappointing but reasonable answer.

>>96334897
Apologies, I'm barely sentient at present and my eyes glaze over whenever Exalted comes up.

>>96334501
MtG is like the Homestuck of traditional games.

>>96334908
Also, fair.

>>96334908
>my eyes glaze over whenever Exalted comes up
HOLY FUCKING BASED AND CORRECTPILLED.

>>96334911
>>96334908
On a less Exalted-y note would it be able to give someone cybernetics? Such as entering a command to provide a top tier Sandy?

>>96334917
Accoutrements plus Visitor Pass and the knowledge of how to make said Sandy.

>>96334929
Nice, my build has (or can easily get in the latter case) all those things!

Nature themed chain options? Also a secondary wolf theme.
>D&D Druid/Ranger
>MtG Green magic
>Diablo Druid
>Exalted Lunar

>>96333892
Manipulating countries, corporations, people and such for power, my goals or just for fun

>>96335074
Age of Wonders and Dungeon Siege 2?

>>96333164
Gohan does do a scientific study of Ki and kickstarts a martial arts revolution.

>>96333892
if his harem pressured him into it as a fetish thing, and if all the women around him were attractive
like if he were in RWBY, at a huntsman academy, surrounded exclusively by fit young women, then yeah, time to do the dance of the manwhore

>>96333892
Wrong type of booty plundering. Pirates are supposed to plunder gold to splurge it on whores, not the other way around.

>>96333728
Gero would've done it better.

>>96336194
>>96335827

>>96335863
What if they wanted to schlick to yaoi?

>>96335863
Unfortunately for you your harem wants to see JumperxJaune!mpreg!ABO!hurt/comfort smut.

>>96333892
Nothing. I get $15 billion on literally every project I start, I have near infinite money.

>>96336351
>>96336422
then they can read blake's doujins

>>96334910
As in, it's really good.

>>96336442
What if they paid you in something other than money? Like gems? Or magic artifacts? Or powers?

>>96333892
Definitely nothing. While I have a prostitution fetish, I greatly dislike the idea of touching people.

>>96336476
I can hire adventurers to get those for me.

>>96335863
>pic
She looks like she is in the gym so I would guess one of these from the water cooler

>>96333892
I have AIDS and it's incurable, therefore there is only one FINAL opportunity to BTFO Gohan.

Every time he posts it makes me miss the bunker more.

>>96336522
I blame the inane fetishposters for provoking him.

>>96336442
Where did you pick that up from?

Is Gohan or Krillin more based?

>>96336578
>Krillin
He's fucking Android 18.

>>96336578
Krillin, INFINITELY so.

>>96336587
Gohan is fucking Videl tho.

>>96336578
Gohan easily.
Dude got everything he could have ever wanted from life.
He got a great job as a scientist and he's passionate about it. Has more power than he could ever need. Got a beautiful rich wife he has a loving relationship and daughter with. Has loving parents and uncle who help him out whenever he needs them. He's even occasionally a superhero on the side.

If Spider-Man saw what Gohan had, he'd kill himself.

>>96336706
T R V T H N V K E
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>>96336559
The Core. Some old disaster movie.

>>96336682
What's so impressive about fucking a turtle?

Anyone here willing to help troubleshooting skyrim mods?

I've got a mod that's giving me something called 'Forsworn Ravager (Ivory) Armor' that has no texture and I cannot for the life of me figure out which mod it's from. It also doesn't appear in bodyslide for me to generate a texture, which makes me think it's from one of my spid mods, but I only have one of those that touches forsworn and it's not in there.

>>96336858
That kind of niche specific armor sounds like immersive armors, is
>Forsworn Ravager (Ivory) Armor
what it shows up as in game?

Can you post the id that shows up when you select it with the console?

Weird. For a moment there, I felt like someone posted something that had nothing to do with Jumpchain in the Jumpchain thread, but clearly they wouldn't because why would anyone post anything unrelated to Jumpchain in the Jumpchain thread? Glad I must have been hallucinating.

>>96336555
He'd post even if they were entirely absent.

>>96336892
I'm not sure I can, actually? If I try to drop it on the ground it just fucking disappears into thin air. Attempting to search it up via ~ and help gets me a bunch of nps for forsworn and ravager, and no results for ivory.

>>96336940
That's strange, how many mods to you have installed and how willing are you to do something silly to narrow it down?

>>96336940
>>96336947
Also which mod manager are you using?

>>96336947
>Enabled : 343
Please don't say uninstall one by one until it disappears from the game.

>>96336956
vortex

>>96336957
Oh no, that would be extremely impractical. The proper way is a bit less dumb. Assuming you have a modern mod manager you should be able to disable mods without actually uninstalling them.

Sort them by whatever you prefer and disable half, should be as easy as one click each with no proper uninstalling; this will tell you which half of your mod list the problem is in. If its still there cut your load order in half again, if it disappears swap them and cut the list you disabled first in half. Repeat.

This is functionally the same as disabling the mods one by one but is vastly faster and less annoying, after doing this five or six times it should become obvious which mod specifically is the problem just by what's left.

>>96336967
This should work in vortex.

>>96333651
As long as you give him fights and aren't a complete jackass Cu Chulainn will be your guy.

>>96336996
Thanks for this - I didn't quite do half, I ended up doing it like 15-20 at a time, but I think I've found it.

As expected, it's one of the spid mods. Whatever armorset this is supposed to be, the mod changes it's name in a way that doesn't actually work, so it loads in nothing.

Have a lewd dragonborn as thanks.

>>96337406
Nice work anon!

>>96337427
Actually no, on further investigation, it's not the spid mod distributing armor and fucking around with it.

I just outright forgot to install the mod of the armor to be distributed.

Damn.

>>96337442
But that means you've got it now though right?

>>96333892
My jumper actually ran a brothel but she did not take part. She would never sell herself. Maybe that makes her a hypocrite (my Jumper can be Hypocritical) but no. It's not worth the cost.

>>96333892
Jumper specifically bought a public use business so they can make a living as a prostitute.

>>96337451
Correct.

>>96337469
Then all is good.

I'm reading a RSM fanfic and now I'm trying to decide if it'd be immoral to isekai a shut-in femncel loser from a RSM world into a normal world where she might actually manage to get a boyfriend.

... Actually, wouldn't a RSM Femcel just be an Incel? I think the men would probably be Andcels or Mascels or something. Gotta genderbend the words

>>96337498
>isekai a sexual loser into a world that gives them sexual opportunities and/or caters to their fetishes
Why would this be immoral? I mean, they might lose connections with friends and family in their world of origin, but that's just isekai generally.

>>96337536
Because I'm ripping them away from everyone and everything they know, dropping them with no support in a foreign world with wildly different customs, just to see what'd happen?

>>96333702
>But at what cost?
Your wife Which is just extra sad for Kayneth because his wife hated his guts from the get go. Wife didn't even love him back and get NTR by the guy who is Mr steal yo girl personified

>>96336682
>Gohan is fucking Videl tho.
Inferior waifu

>>96337653
Inferior taste.

>>96337666
Launch > Snake road lady > 18 > Videl > literally everyone else > Chichi

>>96336682
Gohan is JOBBING to Videl's pussy.

>>96336706
All of SHIThan's victories are fucking HOLLOW. His JOB exists because he RAN from his destiny as Earth's most powerful warrior, and his passion is actively ENDANGERING everyone on that jobber planet because he's squandering his ability as a warrior. He can't use ANY of that power, and that wife of his has been DOWNGRADED into a short-haired emotionless broodmare from sheer BOREDOM. One of his parents isn't SAPIENT enough to understand what KISSING is, and the other had him literally WHIPPED as a boy. And his superhero costume is LAME. And Spider-Man taught the Beyonder how to POOP which in TERMS of FEAT SCALING is a more profound achievement than any of TURDhan's asspulled useless jobber forms.

So, WRONG. Spider-Man would REGAIN THE WILL TO LIVE from laughing at what a JOBBER JOBhan is.

If I combined a psychic power that gives me control over a target's actions and one that applies all my powers to everyone in the range of 300 miles the second would handle the multitasking issues? Same if I use it with mind reading.

>>96338178
Sounds like it would. I mean, assuming some of your powers include multitasking. Although some psychic powers I can think of don't really have a multitasking problem to begin with.

>>96338178
Personally I'd say no unless the psychic power is incredibly invasive to the point that you can use the brains of others to process information for you.

In Mush ok Tensei my jumper is gonna use the Demon Eye if absorption to negate the sphere of mana that expanded into the Teleportation incident

Anyone got suggestions for some possible results of doing that? I am gonna roll for what happens once I got enough options.

The obvious ones are
>It's negated entirely
>It doesn't work at all
>It triggers prematurely af a lesser scale.

[DC Comics redux]

>S U F F E R I N G: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95252620/#95259847

"Well, that's that taken care of" I told Highfather, buoyed by a sense of relief after holding back my wrath for far too long. "You can go home now"

"...no" said Highfather weakly. "...the existential threats are removed. Your homeworld is secure. All is as it should be-"

"No, no this is all wrong" he said from his refugee god-ship. He sat down with the weariness of eons, staring at nothing. "I'm grateful you saved us of course, but we're all in this mess to begin with because once again, I decided that killing a baby was more important than dealing with the actual problems of the cosmos"

Once, the gods of New Genesis had looked down upon me. Proud yet magnanimous in their higher dimensional splendour, greeting a mere human as a parent greets a toddler at Bring Your Kid To Work Day (do Americans still do that?). But now here they squatted in the ship. Dishevelled, frightened, shying away from death-and staring at a leader who was turning his staff of office over and over again like he was looking at the weight of his sins.

"Enough" said Highfather finally, "enough with the Stalinesque purges and high-handed attempts to pretend the Quintessence matters. Today we didn't survive due to believing in the better future I promised you all, OR by carrying out the ruthless policies I deemed necessary. Today...it's time to face a hard truth"

And he put down his staff.
For the last time.
"I don't deserve to be called Highfather. Reclaim your homes. Or abandon them for Earth. But I will lead you all no further into disaster" he said. "Henceforth, I am just...Izaya"

Silence fell as he walked away from them all, a battered and regretful old god who could no longer even take the Source's benevolence for granted after Death of the New Gods was once again canon.

1/2

>>96338298
"I understand. I won't judge you, at least" I told him, following him even as the rest of New Genesis shied away as if from a leper. Worried about catching the stench of failure off him. "Spend the rest of your days however you like. It won't matter for much longer"

He stopped. "Because of your plan, yes?" he said finally.

"Because soon, I will finish calibrating the power required to destroy the Supreme Archetype and it's siblings and progenitors, yes. All of existence will soon be at peace"

"...you will bring destruction on a scale I can scarcely imagine by using-among other things-more Omega Energy than Darkseid ever had, to gods I've never met, and from the ashes you will raise a world without sorrow or pain" muttered Highfather, sitting down heavily. "Or so say the echoes of your will I've heard in the sessile husk of the Source. There is no further refutation of everything I once believed, than the fact that you are not only victorious but as far as I can tell the Source WANTED this. None of the others know, by the way"

"Are you at peace with that? Knowing the truth won't matter at this point, and I can tell this deception weighs heavily on you"

"I am not. But nor do I see the point in bringing them further anxiety"

Very carefully, as if I were catching an old and sickly butterfly battered by the rain, I squeezed his shoulder. "I do understand, you know" I told him gently. "This IS all wrong. I'm winning and you're sitting here because the game was rigged from the start. That's why I have to see this through to the end"

Izaya stared as some of the New Gods left in sleek ships, and others trudged back to the ruins of their city. He thought of better times. And wondered why with all the power he'd had, he had never thought of trying to resurrect his dead wife as Darkseid so casually resurrected his lieutenants.

Izaya wept.

2/2

>>96338298
I wonder why you keep insisting on following canon events when you try to also derrail them in each of your write ups.
Will your Jumper ever stop jobbing against your attention span?

>>96338295
>05-02: A worse explossion happens
>01: Something worse than Bananahoshi's friend/bf gets dragged in

>>96338358
I use canon events to inform my overall strategic vision in relevant jumps because they often provide new information, like how the existence of Crisis/Anti-Crisis is still useful to know even if you keep Perpetua sealed.

Also sometimes. I mean, Panty & Stocking's new season doesn't really merit a redux because I don't think the new information there even merits a reaction as minor as "The god formerly known as Highfather needs emotional support"

If I want to feed my "shuffling the pieces (waking)" charm where could I find large numbers of essence users to exterminate? I was thinking of attacking certain kind of demons in Malfeas and possibly the undead, as the FaFL already is my enemy, am I forgetting someone? Also when I ally with Misho is it worth it to try and hide from him my numerous fairy children and wee folk retainers?
Finally what do you think Octavian would think about a mortal dragon touched defeating him?

>>96338295
It now crosses worlds, people get throw to Earth.

>>96338429
Fuck I'm not actually even sure if I should even trip for this but I dunno if any of the other Exalted jumpmakers are even still around. Uh, other than Blade.

>am I forgetting someone?
...the other Raksha surrounding Creation? Technically they are the most plentiful active Essence users remaining in existence.
>Finally what do you think Octavian would think about a mortal dragon touched defeating him?
"DAMN YOU NO KEY, YOUR BLOODLINE HAS THWARTED ME ONCE AGAIN!"

>>96338452
>the other Raksha surrounding Creation
You're right, but I believe I must bait them into cration, to be able to use the waking version on them, interesting problem
>"DAMN YOU NO KEY, YOUR BLOODLINE HAS THWARTED ME ONCE AGAIN!"
I was thinking to summon Octavian for a challenge, and preparation for Suntarankal's training.
Also when I make questions like this I always wonder if I should crosspost them on the bunker, but am worried of annoying those that visit both, what do you think?

Exalted strength scaling is weird. Octavian is simulatenously supposed to be an (ancient) army killer, a guy that can be defeated by a couple of middling strong guys, someone that should be able to throw a cart at best and also someone whose steps destroy buildings and the very Earth.

>>96338429
What does the charm do? Anyways you can set up goodblooded breeding camps or go after the Jadeborn, but those innocent babies don't deserve even more bad shit happening to them.

>>96338478
>spoiler
I say just use both if it pleases you, the place was meant to be a second option for this thread from the beginning so I consider anything valid here to be valid there. I always post my builds both here and there anyway. Not necessarily for engagement (I put my builds in the chain writing thread because my autism makes me feel bad if threads are just sitting there collecting dust for too long) but simply because my brain has locked onto both here and the bunker as the place to put builds.

Likewise, I post jumps and questions regarding my jumps here and there too.

>>96338505
Shuffling the pieces is a charm of a shaping stance (normally only raksha and sidereal can get it, I'm using a workaround) wich when activated for a scene every time you kill an extra create a mannikin, every time you kill an hero create a poppet and when you kill an essence user you create an homunculus.
These three are fairy props of increasing size, essence and intelligence, all with the motivation "please its creator", wich reach essence 3.
I'm going to post on the bunker a pic of them.
Also yes, I was searching acceptable targets, not innocent guys.

>>96338502
Mechanics are just very bad abstractions. You are supposed to imagine things as wuxia/hindu epics with people flying around and puching each other into buildings, and ocassionaly unleashing superweapons in the form of a magical arrow.

>>96338564
The Infernal version of Wyld Shaping lets you straight up create 1CDs. Then again, since they're already loyal to you converting them into homunculi might be a downgrade.

>>96338728
No you aren't. You're supposed to imagine DnD style adventurers raiding tombs, except you've got a big sword and can do kung fu flips. You aren't actually strong enough to pick up the sword (this is an important part of lore) but the sword is enchanted so that you can wield it anyway.

>>96338800
>Raiding tombs
Aren't you supposed to fight things like Dragon-blooded who are also elemental kung-fu wizards?

>>96338833
You are, yes. You can also have Charms that let you do things like jump over mountains at E3 or force a ghost to stay in a circle.

>>96338860
Nah you're supposed to engage in civ building. That's why there are rules for it.

>>96338894
You're supposed to be capable of both depending on which Charms you have. If it was D&D bandits would be credible threats at chargen instead of literal extras.

>>96338739
I fear TED lacks that charm, and as a mortal with no wish to become an akuma he's the only one of whom I can use the charms.

>>96338940
...you know that his RotSE statblock's list of Charms isn't supposed to be exhaustive right? Even if he hasn't emulated Cecelyne's demon spawning Charm he does have a Charm for turning people into 1CDs, so it's not a stretch to assume he has his own ways of generating them as well. Especially since, you know, like all Yozis he has 1CDs of his own.

>>96338958
That's true, so I have another way to create subordinates (if it's available at essence 4), beside
>Summoning the greater servants of the eyeless face
>using Kukula to create them
>using sorcery, necromancy or thaumaturgy to summon things (while using the wedding band I'm using TED's version of it, wich enslaves them through Cecelyne's law and therefore should work even if I'm not exalted)
>my fairy spawn and fairies I stole the heart from
>shuffling the pieces
Good things all around.

I've been on a bit of an X-Men binge, and after watching all of the movies I decided to read AvX. Big mistake. I had forgotten just how fucking retarded everyone in the comics is. The avengers are just straight up assholes (Scott, you can't just train Hope to control the Phoenix force. Oh, our plan? We'll take Hope and then train her to control the Phoenix force), Hope is a moron, and fucking Wanda of all people being involved in saving the day at all when it was in large part her fault that everything went to shit was just the cherry on top. Honestly, is there any disadvantage to just saying "no more wanda" and depowering her?

>>96338991
>Honestly, is there any disadvantage to just saying "no more wanda" and depowering her
That, as she's immensely remorseful about that, you would stop her from making the situation better? Seriously er helping repairing the damage she caused is exactly what she should be doing there, what's your problem
>The avengers are just straight up assholes (Scott, you can't just train Hope to control the Phoenix force. Oh, our plan? We'll take Hope and then train her to control the Phoenix force),
I disagree with that, the avengers wanted to help handling the situation, studying other possibilities like Iron Man's weapon, without wich Hope would have went out of control as they foresaw, as it's not a matter regarding the mutants, unlike what they kept saying, as the Phoenix could en humanity as a whole ad they completely shut off everyone else.
>Hope is a moron
Disagree on this too for various reasons, most important of wich that she admires spider man.

>>96338958
1CDs are usually created by the second circles. Some of which can turn mortals into 1st Circles.

>>96338991
wheen jumping story lines like that I personally recommend treating iit like an Adaptation rather the real deal. Like how early on when DC made standalone animated movies based on larger story line they cut the fat, made it inherently coherent and had characters behave in coherent ways, while still going with the main themes of those story llines.
Just go with the general theme of AvX and pick and choose what to keep.

Should I become the Godexx of Wokeness in mythology/occult jumps?

>>96339728
Wouldn't being a singular deity be too exclusive/homogeneous to properly represent those domains?

We need to bring back harshly criticizing jumpmakers. It's gotten to be too much like reddit with the mindless acceptance of everything.

In Jumper's Empire, the N-word is legal.

>>96339812
Define "harsh criticism".

>>96339915
on my Jumper's Island all words are legal however everyone has the right to think you are an ignorant asshole if you go around flinging racial slurs. If enough people don't want you around they may ask Jumper to do something and she may toss your ass off the island. It's like survivor in that way.

>>96339984
>she

>>96340005
>lazy response

>>96339984
I will lovingly impregnate your jumper

>>96339812
Would rather not because it just turns thread into rage bait
>A: he sucks
>B: dafuq no he doesn't
>A: yeah he does. he did this and its stupid
>B: shut up fag you just like [insert jumpmaker] slop
>C: double poster fag
>D: bait
>E: He hasn't ever been good, all same stuff like [insert jumpmaker]
>A: Just because you like OP fanwank doesn't mean we all do
>C: Namefag

If God is real, why aren't anime waifus real? Seems like a rather major oversight for an allegedly benevolent creator.

>>96340114
>God
>Invent anime
>Create anime girls
>Create r34 artists to lewd anime girls
>Create AI art generators so can make own anime girls
>ppl complain
>God: This motherfucker...

>>96340142
Anime girls are still fictional, though...

Also, all of those are the product of free will, which is definitionally not something done by God.

In overlord Mass for the Dead they used yggdrasil gold and monster data to actually create mercenary monsters. would this be possible in the overlord jump? My jumper and their forces are kind of spread a little thin and rather than rely upon evil npcs it might be better to create some forces that way.

>>96340153
Unless free will is an illusion with your choice already predetermined by chains of events and social conditioning started years earlier beyond your control. While able to 'rebel' by committing acts of randomness to prove you are capable of free will, you will fall back on habitual thoughts and trends in the long term. Likewise your act of rebellion might have fate as you acting act was the goal all along with a seeming inconsequential by you in the present have long term ramifications not felt for years to come.

>>96340194
Did you read the guild builder? It has that option in the library

Random question I thought up while trying to sleep last night.

Your Jumper leaves Earth to travel the multiverse without coming back until they lose, retire, or gain the spark.

They wouldn't be around to watch new content like Cyberpunk Edgerunners, MCU, DC, various anime, etc if they were an OG Jumper.

OG Jumpers would miss out on a lot of new stuff or have no meta knowledge to help them out.

Guess my question is; How do you write your builds or your Jumper learn about new fandoms coming out after they left to start their jumpchain?

>>96340194
Yes this is possible with Books that store monster data, which you can only get in Yggdrasil, so the entire supply is available only through Guild Bases that entered the New World, with no other way to get more(the same applies to data crystals, which is why Ainz is reluctant to expend them to enchant things and why he is interested in new world methods that dont require crystals).

Anyway, the amount of monser data Nazarick has is ridiculus, to the point that even if they spend all their gold, they would barely be able to summon 0,01% of the available data.
Though that still limits them ith specific times, like over the course of the story Ainz ended up exchausting all the data they had that could summon Hanzo, specific high level ninja monsters he uses as spies.

that is also why the Ring of Elru is so ridiculusly broken, since if you have it and access to a Guild Library you basically got infinite roops.

>>96338300
>Because soon, I will finish calibrating the power required to destroy the Supreme Archetype and it's siblings and progenitors, yes. All of existence will soon be at peace"
>I will kill God and ruin existence forevermore
>don't worry I'll totally fix it all up even better just trust me bro

>>96340506
>that is also why the Ring of Elru is so ridiculusly broken, since if you have it and access to a Guild Library you basically got infinite roops.
You just mentioned 90% of my strategy against Nazarick.

>>96322855 (OP)
What jump lets me be yakubs strongest solder

>>Just be a femboy.
>That's gay and also not cute. Men are not cute. Men dressed as women are not cute.

>>96340754
Ummmmm isn't Ferris canonically trans ackchyually?

>>96341198
Nope.

>>96340318
nah but I have Nazarick.

>>96340506
I took 42nd supreme being, I need something that would be strong compared to the new world to protect a place. My jumper has an island. They can't be everywhere. Their companions are busy If I just leave it to Peroroncino he is just going to spend the entire time fucking his new small breasted cat girl harem so my jumper needs some backup. Also yes Peroroncino just showed up on the Island from CATastrophe because when you think about it, why wouldn't he?

>>96342125
>nah but I have Nazarick.
You can still buy the upgrade for the library that allows you to create endless mercenaries

>>96342135
I thank you for your suggestion but I have no official guild base. I just took 42nd supreme being. There was a lot I wanted and I couldn't take the path of the chad and get a guild base and get the super ring for infinite foot soldiers. Technically I suppose my Jumper could make better use of the NPCs but most of them are evil so my jumper is trying to contain their influence.

You get a chain, but as a precondition of receiving it, you will have to have sex with a random jumpmaker. You will flip a coin, and if jt lands on heads, you'll be giving. If it lands on tails, you'll be receiving. If you accept, Jump-Chan will take care of all the logistics like actually bringing you together. You're allowed to give both of you the same (relatively sane) appearance perk of your choice, but neither of you can change sex.

>>96342188
Oh well maybe I can convince you to make your own guild base? Why did you join Nazaric?

>>96342201
sadly I have already written a bunch of pages for this. I went with Nazarick for the level 100 + the other free stuff. Unfortunately it comes with the drawback of you have to be a part of Nazarick.
However I don't hate Ainz/Momonga, I think with some friends and people to help keep him sane Ainz could be a somewhat alright guy if given the chance. Also it's still relatively early in my jumper's chain and going up against Nazarick could have been very bad. I figured it was better to redirect them to better ends than have my jumper pick a tough fight they don't have to yet.

>>96342125
if you have access to Nazarick you could just ask Ainz to lend you some death knights and equivlents, which are pretty effective against the majority of threats in setting.

>>96342339
That's not a terible idea actually my jumper may do that. I think I will have them try a Mercenary Monster first that looks humaniod because it would be less scary to the island residents but if needed they will just have to deal with it. Honestly kind of hoping to get some of the islanders to train so they can defend themselves eventually. If everyone can use the system a few of them may be able to break the level 15 limit and be more useful but even if they can make level 15 that's still pretty good for most new world threats. Unfortunately I had a near realm of Heroes pirate stop by and stomp my jumpers defenses of the island but that got taken care of by a certain perverted bird man.

Until recently we had two of SkyrimAnon's Journey To The West jumps on the drive a v1 which was in the series folder and v1.1 in the F-K folder.
Looks like DriveAnon deleted v1.1 from the drive.

[Destiny: The Darkness redux]

>STAY OF EXECUTION: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96137696/#96160368

Here are a few sights that can be seen in the newly refurbished Golden Age.

On a sheer cliff that used to be called the Grand Canyon, an old woman is spinning Strand between her fingers. She used to repair guns and armour for those who lived on stubbornly in the wilds, in memory of two dead sons and three missing grandchildren. Now she spins the warp and weft because the Vanguard fellers who taught her to spin tell her it's good for her arthritis. And it is. It's cured. What's more shocking is that as she turns the strands around, her mind suddenly brushes against the place where her surviving daughter and those grandchildren still live.

On the streets that used to belong to Paris, twelve children are skating around a sheet of cosmic ice created by Stasis. They do not comprehend that the power originates from a monster more evil than any mankind has slain. They do not pause to think of the lives crushed by this power, nor the malice with which it is presented to them. No, they do child things like throwing cosmic snowballs at each other and licking the cosmic ice and giggling.

On a small plot of land barely within the Last City, the exo Banshee-44 fiddles listlessly with his latest gun. He can't help but feel like he's been getting less work than usual. He has a new hobby, though. Growing things. Not many are interested in Egregore compared to the flashier aspects, but with the death of the Witness he's taken an interest in growing things after making so many killing tools. So far his proudest success is a watermelon the size of an 18-wheeler that sometimes mumbles ominously about majesty and shape.

On, and on. A small population of once-confined humans spreading out across a reclaimed planet.

In short, I am aghast at how complacent they've become.

1/6

>>96342857
"Vanguard" I tell my ostensible leaders the next day, "I am ready for my second attempt at executing the Winnower"

Two leaders of the Vanguard throw me worried looks. Cayde-6 just blurts out "You're taking a SECOND swing at the space turnip?"

"Yes, Cayde. Yes, the space turnip has become an unacceptable national security risk" I told him seriously.

"Guardian, it displaced you into a pre-universal state of existence last time!" exclaims Zavala. And we're still trying to verify the consequences of you taking advantage of that opportunity, he doesn't add.

"I have spent trillions of years studying both the consequences that led to that mishap and both Light and Darkness" I point out, "and my conclusion is I have been overthinking it. The Witness deemed a SINGLE Disciple sufficient for a feat of this magnitude"

"And you expect us to believe that with certainty, you can destroy the Veil?" demands Ikora, who is straight up just pointing a Nova Bomb at me. I respect the directness. "That we can trust you not to go off-mission and, I don't know, CONQUER ANOTHER NEWLY CREATED UNIVERSE again?"

I ponder how to answer that question as my Ghost does frantic loops around me, secured safely in his Final Shell. "No" I tell her finally, "No, you should not trust me to do anything except what is in the Traveller's best interests. What you SHOULD also do, Ikora, is remember that the Nine were so petty they killed you in the past to try to ensure you would serve their purpose in this time and place-and so petty they hurled that same train at you in the present"

"And I ask of you all" I add, lowering my voice so their ears strain at the dread possibility, "what an achronal being would do, given time to study and contemplate the font of all Darkness in the universe right. Next. Door"

Silence descends upon the Vanguard as they sag into their chairs, caught between the rock of my fury and the hard place of the unknown.

2/6

>>96342860
Inevitably they realise they prefer the devil they know. "Just...do what you have to, Guardian, and come back" Zavala says weakly, mopping his brow.

One by one, the Spheres of the Pale Fleet emerge from a Vex network. Surrounding the Veil, each manifests an orb of Prismatic energy spun around itself, sheering apart tachyons and replacing them with new ontological constants. As the Pale Fleet closes in on the Veil, it's roots twitch. Briefly. Just once.

And it speaks, at last, the Winnower. "Well, come on in" it says with it's usual calm confidence. "The water's just right"

But there are no pleasantries in the Deep.

At a gesture, the whirring pseudo-singularities collide with the Veil. Shearing at it's sides, crushing and bombarding it. The spreading fire of Prismatic calcifies instead of carves or incinerates. Holding it's waves and particles in place, tearing open whatever passes for the core of it's essence.

"You once spoke of a world where nothing can end and no choice can be preferred to any other" I told it, advancing towards the Veil. One finger moves, and a ring of frozen thought opens up into skies full of green suns. A circle, pure and infertile. "Of things that would suffer and never die. Of lies that would flourish without context or corrective. That is the world I will create once I impose my will on all your suppurating corruption. The unwinnable, unending game without need of you"

At that, it falls silent for a time. Then it says "Will you really?" with neither fervour nor desperation. Merely curiosity.

Irrelevant.

I pass through the Veil, pass through the psychedelic whirling of what seems to be an older vision of the Ascendant Plane. I am prepared to kill whatever lies within.

I am surprised when I find my business partner playing with some flowers.

"Well, well. Fancy meeting you here" says Lilith.

3/6

>>96342863
Running Vex scan. Check. No consciousness alteration detected. Running Strand scan. Check. Foreign consciousness pattern. Running-

"You bent your self-imposed rule to let Draco come in and snap up Calus while he was atop the Veil and therefore not within the cosmos you were protecting at the time" she says, dusting some chlorophyll off, "and if that doesn't prove I'm not some illusion, you can go ahead and ignore me to go look for the Blackest Heart"

"You're verified in any case. The WHAT? How are you here?"

"How AM I here?" she echoes. "A path just opened up to my principle realm to this silly little universe, and it was like, whoosh, I flowed in here like oil

"Lilith, we're not safe here. This is the domain of the Winnower-"

"It feels like Tehom" she interrupts, frowning at the place but without real concern. "Like I'm hearing my own heartbeat, you know? And yeah, I can hear it talking to me. It says the Blackest Heart is the seat of it's power, like the Pale Heart is for the...the big crybaby ball. It says the end of the dexter path, whatever that is, isn't much further". Without a glance back she started walking off. "Now, I'm not saying we should trust it, but aren't you curious to see what's out there?" she calls back.

The ground has the property of an abyssal trench and the sky is all undulating currents populated by green stars. Direction is imposed by will. Lilith's sheer will carves a path north in ruin. Already my memories seep into this place, calcifying in branches and roots and trunks of Light. For lack of better options I follow her.

And as we walk I see every life I've taken in this cosmos and the one beyond kneeling before me, frozen like shadowy diamonds. Armies of Fallen still riddled with bullet holes, Cabal missing chunks from their stomachs. Enough Hive to pass beyond the horizon, and here and there a Disciple crucified upon nails of cosmic ice.

Irrelevant.

4/6

>>96342882
And as we walk, the shadowed void gives way to rotting vines, to writhing fruit and twitching flowers that seem to say: Majestic, this is majestic you dead thing, so charged with war that you stand here having found the play to bring yourself back to life again. Just a bit further. A little bit further.

"Is the Winnower still silent, Lilith?" I ask. "You know it's not" she says, stomping on the flowers. Wherever she walks there's black fire and rot in her footsteps, and running slick down her legs like afterbirth, and coming off her in cinders. "But I think it's saying different things to us. It's telling me that it it knows me as a plant knows it's cutting"

"What next part?" I ask as we come upon what looks like a snarl of roots tangling into a heart the size of a small moon. Lilith faces me, her lips pursed with an anticipation I can't quite read. "The Winnower says that if you want it's heart you have to tear out mine"

"What? No!" I exclaim. Aghast, I start looking around for a third option. "It's clear to me what's happening. It wants you and I at each other's throats. There are other ways of control. I have enough power to override it's will, as the Witness sought to choke the Gardener! And we're in this together, after all. We swore an oath. It'll never see our collaboration coming. I just need time..."

"Probably" agrees Lilith. "But there's a very real chance it'll strand you here for millions of years by manipulating the flow of time while the Vanguard get torn to shreds" says Lilith, daintily skipping over to me, "so stop pussyfooting around and give me that sweet guro snuff loving you big dork. I'm giving you an explicit free shot. No? Okay, plan B"

And then she's on top of me, driving me into the ground hard enough to splinter the trees. "Why weren't you prepared for this?" asks Lilith, with what sounds like genuine concern. "Didn't you know it would make us prove it's logic true?"

5/6

>>96342884
I want to tell Lilith that none of this matters anymore compared to our friendship but she's atop me, taking a bit out of my throat. This is all wrong.

...

...No.
This is /just like her/
"Hey. Hey! Pay attention or I'll have your ribs out next!" she barks, slapping me upside the chin.

"Yes. Yes, you would" I say, eyes alight with understanding as she sinks her fangs in my throat. "You always...taught me...to do what's...necessary..."

"See, she gets it. Was that so hard?" says the Winnower, looming behind Lilith. Around Lilith. In front of Lilith. In side of Lilith. I understand now. I have to get rid of it, I have to carve it out of Lilith.

I don't eat Lilith back. Instead, I grab some of the seeds in my hand and I force them into her flesh. "Fuck yeah! Give it to me rough!" she says, laughing as my blood makes them germinate. The heat in my palm makes the white saplings burst from her breast, her spine, her arms. Her ribcage. She helps them wrench it apart as she laps up her own blood. It was there all along. The Blackest Heart.

And suddenly I feel a profound and intuitive connection to all Darkness, everywhere in the universe. If the universe is a dark forest, I can be it's greatest hunter. I can kill lightyears away with a literal heartbeat.

"Welcome. Friend" says the Winnower.

"Thank you" I tell Lilith sincerely, "I needed that"

"Anytime, partner" she says, spraying gobbets of my own flesh back at me.

Instead, I CRUSH the heart in my hand.

...

I open my eyes. The Veil looks like one of those potatoes left in a net with roots coming out every what way, except the roots are branches of silver wings.

"It's done. I have...I have slain the Winnower" I tell the Vanguard. I am almost certain it is true. I am...I am almost certain it is true. The Veil is truly silent.

But for some reason, I appear to have donned a cowl of all the Darkness within it at some point.


6/6

>>96342857
Who is the Gohan of Destiny?

>>96342915
Maya Sundaresh, the Offscreen Conductor.

>>96342857
I'm gonna be real with you here. As someone who doesn't know destiny. I have no idea whats going on but this still sounds horrifying to me.

>>96336497
Yang carries water in her breasts for jumper to drink from at the gym.

>>96342884
>>96342886
>Shard isn't even certain himself that he killed the Winnower
>has donned all the Darkness after proving its logic true forevermore by murderfucking the one person he's ever wholeheartedly trusted
Shard, why do you keep letting yourself get played like a fiddle? Why do you keep acting like Cneph's bigger edgier yet derpier cousin? Is there some deeper meaning behind getting yourself molested by selfishness itself that I'm simply not Chinese enough to understand?

>>96342533
>that. I think I will have them try a Mercenary Monster first that looks humaniod because it would be less scary to the island residents but if needed they will just have to deal with it
fair enough, though they should adjust fairly quickly to it like the people of E-Rantel did to the undead patrols and all the skeletons doing construction. But you could also just use Golems, they're expensive to consume, but Nazarick still has an obscene amount, even several dozen really strong ones.
>Honestly kind of hoping to get some of the islanders to train so they can defend themselves eventually. If everyone can use the system a few of them may be able to break the level 15 limit and be more useful but even if they can make level 15 that's still pretty good for most new world threats.
the level 10-15 limit is mostly just an average of how humans there depending on their own potential. I assume for your citizens it wold depend on the potential of humans in the world you got them from and how they compare to overlord humans. so it may actually be lower than 15 or a lot higher. But theres also the possibility of using some race changing options to strengthen your citizens.

>>96342886
Quite frankly I don't understand what happened. Could you explain?

>>96342782
Reupload it

>>96340585
>I will kill God
God is already dead or worse in several settings like Shadow of the Demon Lord, and the Supreme Archetype is not God
>and ruin existence
There are facets of existence like many SCP continuities, Maeltopia and Drakengard where hope is a cruel joke.

The multiverse is already a theocide-littered pile of ruin, I’m just cleaning up.

>>96342984
That is the general gist of it! I am technically doing my best to defend and protect the most benevolent cosmic being in the setting while also supporting humanity’s defenders, I am just going about it in a way so extreme that the setting’s equivalent of the Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu has decided that edging me into hollowing it out and wearing it like a leather armour is actually great for it’s goal/principle of reducing existence to it’s simplest state through natural selection.

I am hinging on the fact that I fucking hate the thing too much to do anything it wants on general principle so my goal is effectively to hoard it’s power so nobody else can wield absolute power over the Darkness. It is hinging on the hope that I’ll eventually lose my temper at other alien life and start embracing being a superior version of it’s previous favourite weapon.

>>96343127
>That is the general gist of it! I am technically doing my best to defend and protect the most benevolent cosmic being in the setting while also supporting humanity’s defenders, I am just going about it in a way so extreme that the setting’s equivalent of the Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu has decided that edging me into hollowing it out and wearing it like a leather armour is actually great for it’s goal/principle of reducing existence to it’s simplest state through natural selection.
>I am hinging on the fact that I fucking hate the thing too much to do anything it wants on general principle so my goal is effectively to hoard it’s power so nobody else can wield absolute power over the Darkness. It is hinging on the hope that I’ll eventually lose my temper at other alien life and start embracing being a superior version of it’s previous favourite weapon.
...I mean this is in the nicest way possible but could I possibly use your jumper as inspiration a bit for the big bad for something? Because Jesus christ.

>>96343083
>by murderfucking the one person he’s ever wholeheartedly trusted
To be fair, that was neither lethal nor permanent nor possibly wholly literal, and she herself thinks of it as foreplay. Lilith basically just woke up in her own void succ realm dripping wet and with a few new superpowers.
>Is there some deeper meaning
Selfishness can’t fully get off if I simply DON’T do what I naturally would with the universe, all I have to do is simply continuing paying lip service to the Vanguard and making nice things for the Traveller instead of listen to the screaming autistic rage bubbling up from deep within. Also this is totally an unholy mix of dual cultivation, demonic cultivation and a gu ritual because the apex in Destiny is pointy.

>>96343136
Go for it, I don’t mind.

>>96343127
>There are facets of existence like many SCP continuities, Maeltopia and Drakengard where hope is a cruel joke.
Speaking of Maeltopia, there actually do seem to have been cosmic entities that were wholly benign and built existence to some degree with genuine care. They were called Aeons. But at least one of their servants, called Atla Vox (a living song, a 'Sonoron') fell from grace and turned into a darkform and going by a locked patreon post one of them apparently went completely bugfuck nuts during the pre-Creation times for some reason or another. There have also been mentions of the One Shadow being "the shadow of God" by something supposedly forged directly by its own hand.

>I am hinging on the fact that I fucking hate the thing too much to do anything it wants on general principle so my goal is effectively to hoard it’s power so nobody else can wield absolute power over the Darkness. It is hinging on the hope that I’ll eventually lose my temper at other alien life and start embracing being a superior version of it’s previous favourite weapon.
You're already going to ossify literally all existence in your chain and have proven it completely correct by your frequent setting wide xianxia-style genocides. The Winnower doesn't have to hinge on anything, the doors have already toppled over.

>>96343165
>Go for it, I don’t mind.
Thanks its appreciated!

>>96342782
Yeah, I put a "Requests to DriveAnon" doc in uploads a bit ago, and asked people for help on where things should go.
Someone said the one outside of the series folder was outdated. Sorry.

>>96329904
Jesus is a Chad poster

Did your jumper ever use their powers to find out how old the IRL Earth actually is? 10000 years? 100000? 1 million? Several million? Several trillion?

>>96343321
I was under the impression Nordic Gamer is Chad-adjacent but not directly of the Chad genealogy (i.e. Chad stride + GigaChad).

>>96343333
Blessed digits, that would be an ecumenical matter

>>96336858
>>96337406
Try quiupdate or additemmenu (old) mod to narrow it down, it may be helpful next time

>>96340351
Quantum engagement internet tablet/phone

Why the fuck are the ancient egyptian mummies the designated therapist supernatural race?

>>96343624
Old=wise?
Just don't pay attention to the fact every other splat's eldest are completely insane

>>96343628
It isn't even a matter of age. Becoming a Mummy in the new lore literally requires you to missing a part of your soul for the bones of the old Mummy to replace, with having to actually work on self improvement alongside your new headmate being a requirement to keep your immortality

Which jumps offer a supply of gabagoole for CP?

>>96343324
It varies from universe to universe, not just because radiometric dating cannot account for countless factors over the eons but also because the deterministic physics of most modern world Earths result in slight variations. Kind of like how not every Jupiter has atmospheric beasts, or how not every Europa has giant alien sea worms. Generally speaking I’ve found there to be a 0.75 billion year margin of error both ways (erring to be slightly older on average), although there are some extreme outliers like the MCU Earth turning out to be much, much younger because instead of being formed by slow accumulations of cosmic dust a big Celestial just kinda poofed it into being with cosmic power (and put a smol Celestial inside of it, like an egg)

>>96343166
Yeah I vaguely remember the names and the presence of fallen angels implies angels at all but, tbqh, the complete and utter absence of the divine’s intervention in the horrorvoidmonster smorgasbord is not a good look for any potentially benevolent deities in the setting. Based on all available evidence God is either helpless or indifferent to stopping Super Hell gearing up to unleash itself.

>and have proven it completely correct
It can be as correct as it likes while fucking dead and impotent to determine what I do with it’s power. Also it is indefinitely incorrect as long as I don’t lay a finger on the big ball (which I haven’t).

>>96343925
>It varies from universe to universe
The question was about the Earth IRL.

>>96343907
Unironically, Mob.

>>96343934
Well then the answer is obviously no since you can’t go to the ACTUAL IRL Earth on a chain, just various ones set on modern IRL-like Earths.

>>96343948
Post-Spark, Post-Chain, etc. exist.

>>96343948
Platoon explicitly occurs in the past of our Earth.

>>96343965
Ah yes, because that wouldn't fuck over the timeline at all.

>>96342193
A chain is worth it.

>>96340506
>if they spend all their gold, they would barely be able to summon 0,01% of the available data.
It was one tenth, and also probably most is low level shit to hide the valuable ones.
>Though that still limits them ith specific times, like over the course of the story Ainz ended up exchausting all the data they had that could summon
If I remember correctly, the low level merc books are unlimited in uses, while others are limited.

>>96343925
>Yeah I vaguely remember the names and the presence of fallen angels implies angels at all but,
Well the Noctrait aren't actually biblical angels, they're just called that because nobody has any clue what they are. Spider Black/Paimon does get compared to a fallen angel by Isaiah at one point, but he's more of some weird pre-Creation observer entity-turned-servant to the Maelenjin.

>tbqh, the complete and utter absence of the divine’s intervention in the horrorvoidmonster smorgasbord is not a good look for any potentially benevolent deities in the setting.
It's implied all or most of the Aeons are dead so...

>>96343925
>>96344650
Oh, I'll also add that apparently Gloomhest and Automa can assume perfectly human forms (well, we already knew Automa could) and despite being representatives of forces that are normally diametrically opposed when there isn't a crisis that could destroy both like the One Shadow, they're actually super cordial and chummy with each other, to the point of entering a coffee shop to get lunch and drinks whilst discussing their next plans. It's really weird because you'd think they'd hate each other or have hidden vitriol behind every word, but they're actually really chill and you wouldn't know just from looking at them or hearing them talk that they're both eldritch god-beings of darkness and stasis respectively. They even joke about how much older Automa is compared to Gloomhest. Gloomhest also seems to be where Isaiah got his massive sweet tooth from, based on his food preferences.

>>96344036
>Jumper isn't atemporal yet

Was looking at mummy stuff, and apparently a mummy's physical heart is actually part of their soul.

Which I guess means you'll have a hell of a strong heart if you go in with a soul power enhancing perk

>>96345081
Looking into this.