>>508944881 > Be me, software engineer graduate from MIT with perfect GPA > Commute 2 hours to the office since rent is unaffordable but we have to be in every day to encourage "innovation and collaboration" > Walk in, see my 20 year old project manager who earns 3x as much as I do doing a TikTok dance with her 5 PAs > Squeeze past the Holocaust Memorial Wall, only leave $50 tip today because low on cash > Finally get to my open plan desk, unlock computer > Mandatory Sensitivity Seminar promoting Diverse LGBTQ+ voices in Technology from 10-2pm today > See my talented Indian teammates in Bangalore have crashed all production services again, no time to fix > Go to seminar, tip Holocaust Wall another $100 on the way past > Networking with Young BIPOC Voices after seminar > Project manager and her 5 PAs all get awards for promoting diversity in the workplace and delivering impactful social media outreach > Finally get back to my desk at 6 > I've been fired because production's been down for 10 hours.
