>Democrats win House in midterms
>Trump holds on until late 2026/ early 2027 but his body finally gives out
>Vance becomes president and immediately has to start "re-election" campaign for 2028
>All of Trump's political baggage but none of his charisma
>Can't run on his non-existent record, can't run as an outsider candidate because he's already president, taking fire from the left and other Republican candidates who have been waiting for Trump to be out of the picture since 2016 and smell blood in the water
>Never able to get a handle on messaging, loses
>Peter Thiel wasted fifteen years and god knows how many millions of dollars to end up buying a lame duck political footnote
You have to admit, it would be very funny

>>513904040
He's getting IV treatment for one of the various ailments that are causing his body to shut down
He and his team are trying to hide it from the public, like they tried to hide his circulatory issues until someone noticed his swollen ankles (which they then downplayed as much as they could).
What exactly the treatment is for we can only guess.

Yeah! Just look at this pillar of health and youthful vitality!

>>513837230
Amazing how the 78 year old skin on his ear was able to miraculously recover from a bullet wound four days later without any scaring, given how easily his skin tears and bruises due to age.

>>513825635
Yeah, I can't imagine how bad it will be in 2029.
He's literally falling apart in front of us and his voters are pretending like everything is normal. It's insane.

Here's your 80 year old who took a bullet to the ear that completely healed up four days later with no scarring

The Democrats should be ashamed of themselves!
Jill Biden should be in prison for elder abuse!
Poor Biden can't physically handle this job but his handlers are forcing him to do it!
Why is the left acting like this is normal and nothing is wrong!?

>>513758395
>makeup covers the bruises

Does he golf with or without gloves?
Old codgers like him who spend too much time in the sun get wrecked pretty quick.

The Democrats should be ashamed of themselves!
Jill Biden should be charged with elder abuse!
He's clearly not able to handle the job! His handlers are pumping him full of drugs and forcing him to do this!
Why are the left pretending like this is normal and nothing is wrong!?