>clone superman
>also make bootleg supergirl with nanotech
>and build pocket dimension
>and enslave an alien into forming infinite kryptonite
>and form a monkeyposting army
>and a proxy nation army
>and have huge personal flying army
>AND flying base
>AND a successful smear campaign that makes superman question his own life
All that shit just to lose, cry, and get bit in the ass by some drunk girl's dog