>be genshin impact
>dump millions into marketing and collabs
>actually release game content
>oh wait, forgot to do that part
>endless “next patch will fix it” cope
>story cutscenes longer than gameplay, still boring
>combat “innovations”: press E, press Q, repeat until rerun banner
>fanbase eating 3d model like it’s a michelin star meal
>“slop” is generous, at least slop feeds pigs this just drains wallets
>somehow still wins awards because whales voted 200 times each
>mihoyo speedrunning how to do the least and get the most