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>consider ignoring her, but either way you get up from your chair and answer. she seems more urgent then usual

You get up from your chair and...
You don't have pants on. (Yes. THIS is the gag I set up)
No matter, it's not like she can SEE YOU anyways.
Against your better judgement you answer her call.
At least this will get her to be quieter.

>Attempt to take pride in your family name, you are a wankbrain, like your father before you and your grandfather before him, damnit!

You introspect about your "Interesting" name. You remember that your SURNAME is unique to you
No one else in your family is a WANKBRAIN, your parents just hate you.

You hop back to your VAGUELY-SHAPED-DESK.
What will you say to Maiko?