>Be me.
>Work at food bank
>Wake up at five to do the tour of supermarket donations
>Haul that bread, pasties and many tinned foods into Van
>Go to up eight supermarkets in the area, each one leaving just me to take the food from donation boxes
>this is at about 6/7/8am before the supermarkets open.
>Finish my round at about 10 am.
>Drop all the food back off to food bank.
>11am. We open. First round of crackheads, alcoholics, smackheads pour through the doors with their letters from charities, churches and doctors surgeries.
>Forced to give them at least two weeks worth of food. They get Marks and Spencers + Waitrose ready meals, fresh bread, dozens upon dozens of tins of food and UHT milk cartons, frozen meat, cheese, instant snacks, crisps, chocolate.
>Bags of sugar, sacks of rice, steel rolled oats and pasta in various forms, jars of expensive coffee, bags of Twinings and Clipper tears
>Pop outside for a cigarette at 12:30 and stand just outside
>Hear the local mongs gloating how they've just saved themselves their weekly shopping bill and can get right rekt on baggingtons now their food is all on free.
