Thread 82217375

Tayport East Lighthouse edition

Never seen that one before

>>82217375 (OP)
That Scotland? Looks too nice to be England .

>>82217400
Aye de lid

im sure a britfeeler said they made this

When we gonna have a Giant's Causeway edition?

might re-watch the original superman. it only right i pay me respect

>>82217436
Might watch Link tonight, he's in it. It's the one with Elizabeth Shue and the monkeys.

>>82217428
We can do that next, or maybe Eilean Glas

Quite looking forward to this pre-order arriving in around 8 days too.

>>82217460
Why do you use HMV? Is it cheaper than Amazon?

Am I cool now lads

Where does DVDMong get all his money from?

>>82217498
Same place SSM does - taxpayers

>>82217474
They usually have decent sales as well as some HMV exclusives. They are more reliable for pre-orders which I use them for. They used to have a referral system that was completely broken so I got 20 percent off for every order which was brilliant.
I DO use Amazon quite a lot, especially for Eureka releases as they sell directly on Amazon for good prices. It just depends.
I do like to support HMV or Rarewaves over Amazon however. HMV do free delivery over 20 quid and Rarewaves do free delivery over a tenner and often have some OOP titles.

>>82217460
working my way through my backlog before buying any new ones, got about 23 on it

>>82217498
Bennies innit. I live with parents so no rent (I give my mum 100 quid a month). I pay for the internet and my own phone bill and buy my own food. I have no social life so don't spend much money on anything else. I'll buy cheap own brand food so I can buy more DVDs. Also pay for Netflix and Disney+ and that that my parents use.

>>82217535
I've just accepted I'm a hoarder. I have tried to have better impulse control but I keep slipping. I don't have much in my life so I guess I'm trying to fill some sort of gaping hole (pipe down).

DVDlad is on bennies and his mum charges him 100 a month and footspacker works for a living and he has to pay 750. LMAO. Bennie mongs stay winning. Always.

genuinely starting to think I might troon.
I can feel the beginnings of it starting to take. That nagging feeling in my mind that I don't like my body, and don't see why I should have to be stuck with it.
Thing is, I don't wanna be a lady either. I wanna be like DigDug or something.

corrr tedious YouTuber vs retro gamer legal drama.

could have gone to North East Retro Games in Gateshead and seen this bloke give his side of the story. missed out fml

>>82217611
nothing straighter than a nice pair of tits always within groping distance, get on that estrogen hrt grind matey

>>82217611
You'll never be a woman or ever perceived as anything other than a man in a dress so don't bother
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology

>>82217606
She never asked me for money either I just give it to her to contribute what I can. Can't imagine your own mum charging you 750 quid rent. That's grim as fuck.

>>82217611
Wouldn't be that hard to digdugmaxx lid. Just wear a white body suit, paint your skin blue and walk around with a bike pump. Simple as.

Might watch that Bonnie Blue documentary on Channel 4. Anyone else watched it?

>>82217654
Thanks for this post, it really appealed to my sense of humour, kek. Love Dig Dug, me. Almost as much as I love Mr. Do!

Honestly turning into dig dug would be better than trooning out. Becoming dig dug won't have life long effects and if you are bored of it just take off the costume. Cant put your cock and balls back on if you suddenly decide you've made a mistake now can you.

Have you had sex so far this year?

Dancing in my box room to the Space Harrier music.
https://youtu.be/-_Tam9lv1KQ?si=uOfDE7iygzwCY8XI

>>82217428
The Giant's Causeway is shit
t. from NI

>>82217720
ofcourse i havent, silly lad, i doubt i ever will again

>>82217676
I have Mr. Do! On Super Nintendo. It's a 1 for 1 arcade port which was quite advanced for the time. There's a port on gameboy but I don't have that unfortunately.

>>82217691
i'd rather be Blaster Master, honestly.

>>82217742
>t. from NI
Sorry to hear that lad x

>>82217742
It's quite fun to go in a storm and get blown black and blue but otherwise I agree. Somehow we've convinced people it's a unique phenomenon when other countries have their own version.

>>82217758
Unfathomably based, lad. Really fun game. You have any versions of Tapper or Elevator Action?

>>82217654
Just want to be a small adorable character, instead of a man. No one understand

>>82217763
Not like the rest of the UK is any better anyway

>>82217792
Did you see the floods in the Marble Arch Caves the other week? Bet that was some scary shit.

*knocks firmly on your door*

>>82217805
Yeah, and the silly fuckers who were in it at the time and had to be resuced were laughing about it

>>82217809
"yes, i know about Helper's UFO sighting, and i AM happy to grass."

>>82217820
Were they not on an official tour or did these silly buggers sneak in?

cam on shitfeel mak some fakkin posts

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Tik tok, 4cucks.

>>82217787
I can purchase an arcade collection on N64 that has root beer tapper on it and elevator action is on the NES and Gameboy. Sadly I don't have any of those games, I will do eventually.

Yanks seething that Roblox is being banned and is a Trojan horse to bring in face ID internet laws like seen here in the UK. Those bastards were taking the piss out of us for weeks and now they have fallen on their swords.

>>82217973
i drew a cat

Aye it is Monday tomorrow isn't it.

>>82218143
Do you have a completion point for your collection?
>>82218191
That a nice catto.
>>82218198
It is, aye.

>>82218219
Not sure to be honest. I'm kind of at my limit with Super Nintendo but I've got a fair bit to go with other consoles. I'll just carry on for as long as I can.

>>82218335
get some flash cart thing. play Live A Live and all them.

Us Saturn chads was eating good in the 90s with great games such has mr bones. Ps1 cucks wouldn't know a good game if it hit them in the face.
https://youtu.be/m4vQVdJtfnY?si=e6oH6ae9-f9gY_pT

Still feel quite full off that spaghetti wolognese earlier me. Just garn watch some YouTubes nows then garn beddingtons. Been a crazy weekend but lowkey glad it's over now.

Late dinner finished and washing up is done. Wide awake after sleeping most of the afternoon me.

Bonnie Blue is so fucking mid too. Looks like every modern generic plastic surgery whore. This documentary is sickening. This whore should be burned at the stake.

>>82218343
Have thought about that for the Japanese RPGs that never made it over here. I like dragon quest a lot and we never got 5 and 6 here in the west. We did eventually on the DS 13 years later from their original release.

It prolly wouldn't burn.

>>82218374
Any plans for next week lid?

>>82218410

Not really lid. Just keeping it womfy, do me voluntary work, stay in my own lane ect...

play the English fan translation of the Chinese bootleg of Pokemon Yellow for the NES.

it the definitive edition.

>>82218393
You played any of the modern Dragon Quests de lid?
>>82218438
Hehehehe.

>bonnie has a husband
lmaoooooooooooo
biggest cuck in the world

>>82218521
i mean imagine if being cuckolded is your fetish, then she goes and fucks 1,000 guys in a single day.

you and i may not understand it, but that lad is fucking WINNING.

>>82218387
She isn't even mid, she's fucking rank. Her vagina looks exactly how you'd expect it to look too.

Strangely, Lily Phillips actually has a very aesthetically pleasing tuppence unlike Bonnie Blue.

>>82218540
That's true he must be a cuck of some sort or he is her pimp.
>>82218544
Never actually seen her pussy, they don't show it in the documentary.

>>82218550
Minge surgery probably cheap nowadays

>>82218462
100% completed dragon quest 11 when I had a switch. Completed 9 on the DS as well.

Why are people letting Visa and Mastercard dictate what they are allowed to sell? Mad. Jews?

>>82218621
Did you ever play Blue Dragon?

Playing Action 52 for 24 hours challenge.

>>82218640
I didn't unfortunately back when it came out I didn't really like JRPGs back then. I do remember seeing it in game shops.

> Bored of gaming
It's really over. Nothing is novel to me anymore. Been there done that since the 1990s.

>>82218744
I'm kind of there. Hard to find a game that grasps me. I just keep going back to old favourites. That Clair Obscur looks alright.

For me? It's Grandia.

replaying Hypnospace Outlaw now. My cosy game.

>>82218807
Looks good that. Added to my wishlist.

>>82218764
>That Clair Obscur looks alright.
It's decent. Nice and quick too at 40 hours to finish. Fuck these 100 hour games

>>82218848
Elden Ring clocked me in at about 150 hours but it was my first Souls Game. I remember RDR2 being stupidly fucking long too but I really enjoyed it. I'm not against long games as long as they can keep my attention.

Wouldn't mind one of those Mister devices but basically know nothing about how they work or how you play games on them.

late night posting

>>82218966
Yeah, I'm kind of intimidated by the set-up.

In that beddingtons nows. Almost fell a kip on the couch. Hopefully liminal dreams await me.

We all hypnagogic hallucinations in life x

>>82219327
hope you have a nightmare you daft cunt

just want to go back to 2005 and message the QT italian girl in london who i had a crush on, things were much better then lads

no one awake but me then? who else wants to get all nostalgic, i know a few of you cunts are as old as me, lets go

Alright there Lid? See you've finally come to Spudfrens. You want big tater with beans and cheese? That'll 18 pound please. Would look great on the gram wouldn't it? Show all your mates you went to Spudfren. You want butter? four pound surcharge. Extra special house sauce that's extra four quid
can of wop? that'll be three.
Thanks lid that'll 25 quid for the lot. Want to leave a tip for your spud fren?
Enjoy de lid.

>>82220189
i only have 50p and i was saving that for the larp jar

GERD keeping me awake again

>>82220250
fellow GERD lad, i can sympathise, chewing on a soft mint and trying to sleep sat up normally helps for me, just wake up with a shit taste in your mouth thats all

Cant sleep lads. Fucking fuming. Rolling around in bed like a cunt for the past hour

>>82220316
being a nonce weighing heavily on your conscience?

Don't really like her weight gain these days...definitely shows around the neck and lower face. Blackheads too but could be a number of factors causing those (like dairy and hormones). Could be nasty comedogenic skincare products. She'll have to rethink her skincare as she ages.

>>82220802
Any plans for this week? It monday

>>82220818
Plans? No. Every day is unplanned. This country is fucked and I hate everything about it. Why would I want to plan anything and pay taxes for other people to have better lives?

I will not buy a mobile phone dumb or smart. I don't agree to using them. Those things violate your privacy.

>>82220930
You live a carefree, sheltered life in one of the most beautiful places in England. Not everybody has it as easy as you.

>>82220982
I don't. There is nothing historic here.

Why work when there are more working aged people than jobs in the UK? I'm no competing against 100 people for a job at farmfoods. Immigration has fucked up everything.

just woke up, work in 30, slept okayish, sprogberg crawled into the bed at 2 AM, it cute but also he takes up a lot of space, short shift today, just 4 hours, it monday

Plans? Why don't you put a GNU/Linux operating system on your drive? Imagine still putting up with Apple and Microsoft. There is no freedom with closed source, commerial operating systems.

>>82221151
>Why don't you put a GNU/Linux operating system on your drive?
i need something that just works

Need to lose weight ASAP my dudes, getting chubby

Doing the Bacon Buppy buppy time dance to prepare for the day ahead.

>>82220259
Cheers lid I fell asleep quite quickly this time. For me it's sleeping upright like you said. My mistake this was having a drink just before going to bed.

>>82218176
Roblox should be banned though. Level of trafficking that would make Jeff and Ghislaine blush.

Just fingered me wifeberg to climax before her yoga class

A sprogless existance

>>82221485
Why don't you have any sprogs?

nonceblox

unironically tempted to get a hair transplant was always against it but lately i started to change my mind, pierce brosnan is my idol

Just want to sleep for 20+ hours

>>82221604
I cannot believe how old he looks now. He looked so cool in Goldeneye back in the day. Its scary how fast time goes.

>>82221676
>Its scary how fast time goes.
This. Feels like is was a wean just yesterday.

Why don't you settle for an older, experienced, loving lady?

>>82221736
Thought that was a man with long hair from the thumbnail

Farting, and sharting, your wayyyy through the band

Can't remember the last time I felt good

>>82221782
Couple of jars and a bag and youll feel right as rain

>>82221736
Corr imagine garn up Malverns with that then pop in the Woby on the way back

they do be laffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq8pCsEsAhE

Fucking hell got 130 drops today

>>82221604
can't be doing with the pills you take to stop them falling out. Rather not have ED or Gyno, y;know.

>>82222040
Shan't be watching that bottom of the barrel "content", lad.

>>82222058
don't blame you lid
just popped up on the toobs

>>82222040
any video that says "DESTROYED" or "DOMINATED" I just ignore it
It will usually turn out to be the most minor non-thing being paraded as total domination

Weirdly if I watch any youtube video incognito, the recommended is like 50% "LEFT WING GETS DESTROYED BY (literally who)" or "RIGHT WING GRIFTERS DOMINATED BY (literally who)"

>>82222077
I agree lid
just first video that I've seen address this issue
now youtube recommending a few

>>82222107
delete from your history if's listed there.

>>82222107
yeah never click that shit outside of incognito windows
if YT shills it to users they have no knowledge of, then the moment you express any interest, it will shill it extra fucking hard

Ruthmong chained to a conveyor in a windowless warehouse working for minimum wage

>People complain about shrinkflation for years
>BBC news today "you may have noticed the items you buy are getting smaller!"

BBC on the ball as usual.

>>82222242
Post your balls, lad

Me? Arch linux, no question

>>82222255
You? Nonce, no question

i once had to use linux for a year or so because i couldnt afford to buy a new laptop with windows, as soon as i had money again i switched back to windows, with windows you never have problems, stuff just works

Stuff that costs nothing is worth nothing

>>82222269
Nope, just like free, good, fast, efficient and privacy-friendly software. The fact that it's not the standard is a joke.

>>82222273
Linux doesn't break unless you break it. You can also fix it way faster than windows too, because it's actually your system that you can do whatever you want to with it and dive into the command line and actually change things. Windows is essentially you borrowing the OS from microsoft, having no control over it, being constantly scanned by spyware, made unproductive from the bloat and then when something breaks you have to wait very patiently like a good little boy for an update that you have to cross your fingers and hope includes the fix you want.

>>82222279
But this is objectively not true. The vast majority of all servers around the world us linux. Not to mention that there are indeed paid distros of linux that you can get too. Most linux distros are community efforts from committed networks of coders.

>>82222279
Air costs nothing, and its crucial to life, I wouldn't say it's worth nothing.

americans are now drinking their coffee from buckets, wonder what ruthmong thinks about this
https://www.tiktok.com/@__morgiee__/video/7530446817897549087

>>82222298
>when something breaks
Doesn't break though does it.
>Most linux distros are community efforts from committed networks of coders.
Simply not true lad. The majority of kernel contributors are from corporations, majority of distros have an organization behind them.

>>82222315
>americans are now drinking their coffee from buckets, wonder what ruthmong thinks about this
fascinating

>>82222315
Has been a trend in Chinese cities for a while now before Americans doing it. Though in China they prefer fruit smoothies and teas over coffee.

Lunch soon innit

>>82222495
3 hours off for me and now you got me thinking about it

>>82222495
Lunch? At 10 in the morning? That's insane!

Still feel like I have been hit by a train. Bloody ellingtonshire. I need a holiday or something.

>>82222508
I live in mainland europe

>>82222515
Get your blood checked HHL style, you might have cancer

>>82222537
Bit dramatic. Just drank too much didn't I?

>>82222540
Did you though? You did didn't you.

>>82222587
Curseee I did. Also fell over. Got bruises and that.

>>82222597
>Got bruises and that
tell the bf to be less rough mate

>>82222601
Chika is a well known size queen, his butt has taken poundings most MMA fighters would wince at.

>>82222601
I just said it's because I fell over. Like grazed palms and everything. Maybe my lowest moment in a while tbqh. Pathetic is it not.

>>82222615
and I was just making a cheeky comment/joke, get over yourself

>>82222663
Yeah I know I just have this compulsive need to set the record straight innit. Dunno why.

>>82222665
bit insufferable lad, maybe you need more rough sex not less

Managed to fit all 130 in easy today, not many big boxes. Bought them back home again though, going to set out at 11

>>82222669
If you say so. Not even allowed to feelspost these days. We used to be a proper thread.

Chika must be really old. Balding, takes him forever to recover from drinking, falls over

>>82222712
yeah but i wanna be allowed to joke at the expense of those feels too, geez

>>82222725
Can't get hard any more, needs nappies from the shagging...

Finding myself becoming addicted to treadmill streams, lads.

a lot of older gay guys suffer from anal leakage, bleak future for chika

>>82222781
Can't imagine the appeal of putting your cock in the wrinkly, flabby arse of an aging man desu, but hey the government keeps telling me I'm a bad person if I don't think they're great and normal just like me so maybe I'm the weirdo after all.

Me? Just torrented a siterip of 40ozBounce coooorrrrrrrr

>money is non existent
>referred to the food bank by my GP
>gives me a number to call
>ring them up
>tell them ive been referred by my GP
>"So why do you need to use the food bank bud, whats going on big guy"
>mfw

>>82222839
Seek employment

WHAT IN THE SKIBIDI!? BAKA FRFR.

>>82222871
Love too but im a bit mental

LLMs are getting really good, ngl

>>82222890
out of the box thinkers are just what we need

>>82222897
kek, i'd fucking stab em back into the box, but i'd love that having a job cause im a bit mental, like my dysfunction is currency and not a walking human health hazard

Couple cetties to see me through the morning

ebin was an out of the box thinker

>>82222839
Why do you NEED a food parcel? There's literally thousands of new people more deserving than you. Let me guess, you're an alky or a druggie who spends all their money on weed and booze then begs the charities for free hands outs?
I know your type mate, I see crackheads and spastics all the time begging for a 4 week food parcel, saying they have six kids and need extra stuff and meat so they can sell it to their mates.
You ruined the food bank system in the UK.

The most important thing is that Trump is happy

>>82222928
It's true i'm making bank selling the food parcel too my large network of mates, only when I'm not doing the heroins, i'm the el chapo of food parcels. You've really nailed me detective.
I'll post a picture when I get it, going to pick it up in 10 minutes. Watch this space, taking bids.

>>82222931
Lol. Good meme one-liner this. Sums up the sentiment of millions of people for about 10 years. Grim and I mean grim.

used to have a little opiate habit

>Be me.
>Work at food bank
>Wake up at five to do the tour of supermarket donations
>Haul that bread, pasties and many tinned foods into Van
>Go to up eight supermarkets in the area, each one leaving just me to take the food from donation boxes
>this is at about 6/7/8am before the supermarkets open.
>Finish my round at about 10 am.
>Drop all the food back off to food bank.
>11am. We open. First round of crackheads, alcoholics, smackheads pour through the doors with their letters from charities, churches and doctors surgeries.
>Forced to give them at least two weeks worth of food. They get Marks and Spencers + Waitrose ready meals, fresh bread, dozens upon dozens of tins of food and UHT milk cartons, frozen meat, cheese, instant snacks, crisps, chocolate.
>Bags of sugar, sacks of rice, steel rolled oats and pasta in various forms, jars of expensive coffee, bags of Twinings and Clipper tears
>Pop outside for a cigarette at 12:30 and stand just outside
>Hear the local mongs gloating how they've just saved themselves their weekly shopping bill and can get right rekt on baggingtons now their food is all on free.

>>82222990
>>Work at food bank
there's your problem mate

>>82222995
Will you do it mate in my stead? Lots of people need those things and without people volunteering there'd be none of it.

>>82223014
I don't think it's any different to feeding Africans, so I would have no part in any of it.

>>82223014
been that done there, mate. you need to be less judgmental

>>82223023
I'm not judgmental lad. The crackheads and smackheads deserve to eat. Speaking with them most of them have had a bad time. It still hurts when they take the services for granted. Its a very difficult situation.

>>82223022
It's not right to see a person wither and stave despite they are human pigeons.

>>82223047
so you don't really work there, you just volunteer.

>>82223047
>The crackheads and smackheads deserve to eat
No they don't, they've chosen to spend their food money elsewhere.

HHL is just a volunteer. He doesn't get paid.

>>82222990
you just gotta remember the people who genuinely need it and are actually grateful, not the pisstakers
any charity work is like that, or like that spacker people post here who just lives in hospital despite fuck all being wrong with him because he wants the attention

>>82223050
No I don't work there; I'm just a volunteer as you said. Please excuse the typo that lead to you believing that.

>>82223055
I've never seen a person starve and I don't want to. Would you?

>>82223063
I'm not HHL. I've been volunteering for years now.

>>82223074
>I've never seen a person starve and I don't want to. Would you?
As long as they have their vices as well as the food you provide they'll take both.
They will buy food when they have to.
I've looked plenty of them in the eye and heard their stories and it's always their own fault.

>>82223063
>HHL is just a volunteer. He doesn't get paid.
fascinating

>>82223074
Wouldn't it be better to get compensated for your time? This seems like exploitation.

>>82223096
you can seek reward for work in ways that aren't money

>>82223110
Yes but you agree that getting paid on top of that would be better, no?

DWP: Jump!

Sean: How high?

prohibited from getting fairly compensated for his labour

The boring shit you sad wankers want to argue about

>>82223087
You're correct, sadly. However I don't think the fate of these men and women are entirely their own choice. If a wee food parcel helps them out then that has made the world a better place hasn't it? We throw almost ten million tonnes of food away a year. It not right that anyone in the UK should have to be hungry despite them perhaps being a cunt.

>>82223096
>>82223117
Volunteering is it's own reward. The greatest charity is when you go un-noticed. Of course money would be nice but money will never be the driving factor behind the action.

Helper's long neck extending above the canopy of the hedgerows eager to spot litter for his team to find.

>>82223141
>Helper's long neck extending above the canopy of the hedgerows eager to spot litter for his team to find.
fascinating

>>82223134
>Volunteering is it's own reward
>Hear the local mongs gloating how they've just saved themselves their weekly shopping bill and can get right rekt on baggingtons now their food is all on free

>>82223131
What would you like to argue about?

>>82223151
That's just how it is. I don't care about their baggingtons and wodkas, I just care about making sure they have food in their tummies.
They're mostly our people. It's only in our best interest to try and steer our kin from the path they're on. Who cares if they have a couple of pot noodles and some all day breakfasts in tins to enjoy?

Corrrrrr! Lushington pre-order arrivals today as well as a few extra treats. It Monday!

How do I tell my girlfriend that I want to do anal without her hating me?

Not even allowed a fucking Fray Bentos pie without the middle class getting upset
how is this rite?

>>82223174
tell her your have a scat fetish

>>82223151
life aint fair mate, but at least he knows he's helping at least one person who needs it as opposed to 0
was the same when me mum worked at a homeless support place

>>82223174
just bite it gentle

>>82223174
I've seen a video documentary on this, you just spit on her arsehole and then stick it in. She'll be reluctant at first but you can't do much about it when you've a cock up you.

>>82223174
How good is your relationship? If good then why not just talk and be honest? If bad, you're not gonna be getting anal even if you make a play straight out of Art of the Deal, lad.

>>82223179
I know how you lads feel about welfare so I don't expect any agreement.
I hate to see good natured people taken advantage of by smackheads and pakis, that's all.

>>82223199
i probably agree with you mate, i like charity/welfare i just wish i wasnt as easy to basically abuse

How do christians deal with the notion that there are open, honest, inquisitive, reasonable and intelligent people out there, who earnestly seek the truth with an open mind and are simply unconvinced that christianity is true and god makes no appearance in their lives?

Obviously there are people out there like this, millions of them. Yet even the existence of just one calls into doubt multiple foundational principles of the faith.

Never heard a good answer to this one.

Back from the food bank absolutely loving life. Might volunteer, they said they need someone round the back to move things around also got a tiny pack of mini cheddars I'm about to chomp on, but gunna have some beans on toast later.
Also they had some pears on the side you could take if you want so filled up my little bag.
Got some spaghetti, some proper fancy Lloyd Grossman sauce, some biscuits. And toiletries, really needed toothpaste and now I got a whole bunch.
Reckon it's a good week and a bit worth of food. Which helps massively.
They offered me pasta or pot noodles which I thought was funny, cause I can just imagine some absolute degenerate asking for pot noodles like he's dieing.
But got coffee too, apple juice, some tinned peaches carton of milk.
Fanciest thing I got was the pot of Lloyd Grossmans sauce, got some shampoo too and uhh, just like odds and ends of things. There's a tin of spaghetti Bolognese which tbqh looks munchable

All alcoholics and drug addicts should be starved to death. It's a self inflicted illness so they can go and fuck themselves.

>>82223210
Well there are many intelligent people who do believe in religion as well.
I suppose if you like the morals then it makes sense to integrate yourself in a culture full of people who think the same way.
Even if you don't believe the faith entirely.

>>82223215
>All alcoholics and drug addicts should be starved to death. It's a self inflicted illness so they can go and fuck themselves.
fascinating

>>82223199
That's just the way it is... I think every good natured public serving charity will eventually be abused by the unscrupulous and shameless. Low trust societies lead to closed off charities afraid of having their efforts misappropriated.
It's why it's best to join a charity that doesn't have to deal with the public - like litterpicking!

>>82223215
Nobody chooses to be an addict

Time for a frozen mixed-fruit smoothie.

>>82223213
If you volunteer and you're skint you get top pick of the stuffs by the way. I had weeks where my freezer was stuffed with nandos chicken breasts because they had too many and needed to get rid of them.

>>82223220
Sure, but that's not really the point I'm getting at. I'm saying imagine you have someone who fits those criteria - open, honest, inquisitive, reasonable, intelligent and earnestly seeking the truth. They learn and listen and read and think about things a lot and eventually arrive at the conclusion that christianity is not true, that there likely isn't a god, that jesus wasn't a deity and didn't rise form the dead etc. They reject christianity.

We are told that god is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent and desperately wants a relationship with everyone. How and why would he ever allow someone like the person above to go astray and arrive at the wrong conclusion? Essentially condemning this person to an eternity of [insert the negative outcome of not following christiniaty that your particular denomination subscribes to here].

There are millions of such people on the planet and seemingly god is perfectly fine with allowing them all to go wrong at every turn in their search for truth. Why? He knows exactly how to convince every single one of them, yet he remains utterly silent.

>>82223241
Yes they do. They choose to take that first hit. They choose to do more. They choose to make bad choices. Simple as.

>>82223244
Agnosticism all the way. Until some god pulls his finger out and proves to me he is the deity to be follow I'll keep quasi-believing in make-believe folklore as technically; spiritually has got to hold the same value

>>82223244
>How and why would he ever allow someone like the person above to go astray and arrive at the wrong conclusion
Literally the same get out of jail free card religion always had.
"God gave you freedom of will"

>>82223243
I dont think ours is that fancy tbqh, from me pickings I got mostly savers made stuff, not complaining cause it helps me out but thats just a fact. I dont think anyones donating nandos style stuff, but interesting. I'll take the volunteer form back at the end of the week when I'm a bit more settled.
They seemed happy to take me on, and fuck me man I needed someone to talk too I was just chatting absolute shit to make my mouth move been so starved of human interaction.

>AAA I'VE BEEN PHYSICALLY/SEXUALLY/FINANCIALLY ABUSED OR ALL THREE AT ONCE I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT LET ME FOCUS ON THE THINGS I LOVE INSTEAD OF DWELLING ON THE PERPETUAL MOMENTS I HATE AND CANNOT ESCAPE FROM.
VT2NT

>>82223263
This is, with all due respect, a cop-out. Giving someone evidence doesn't negate someone's free will.

Saw at least three Muslim/Refugee families at Lidl earlier (they were wearing Derka Burkas) and what did they all have in common? Copious amounts of cooking oil and bottled water loaded into their trolley.

>>82223271
Alright retard lad? You wearing your helmet?

>>82223277
Third worlders live off fried food and have it ingrained in their minds that any water coming from the taps is poisonous, so they don't understand that they don't have to buy all their water bottled lol.

>>82223282
it fell off and i bashed my head its over mate

Holy shit, I just made that first post as a funny little shitpost. Incredible that he's actually been rattled by it. Noncenest status: kicked.

>>82223292
*gives ya head a lil kiss*
proper clumsy int you lad, you gotta put the straps on tight

>>82223295
>Holy shit, I just made that first post as a funny little shitpost. Incredible that he's actually been rattled by it. Noncenest status: kicked.
keep winning champ

My post set him off lol

>>82223295
you won the thread mate
kudos

>>82223295
>noncenest
.....thats a saying I havent heard in a while

NICE TRY
GET OUT THE WAY

>>82223307
is that iggy? post her topless pic lad, need a good look at them without ofcom knocking on me door

>>82223305
Shippy been defeated recently.
I hear Swannykins caught him climbing the Malverns. Wasn't a nice encounter for the Shipman, had the shit kicked out of him.
Wasn't nice. Swanny been searching for the Shipster ever since he announced his noncehood.
Not right is it when you think about?

>>82223311
GET LOST FOREVER

>>82223311
You can just google iggy azaelia topless in google images and get all you want, lad.

>>82223210
>seek the truth
You dont have to seek the truth, its all around you, we're fucked and its mental. Just gotta seperate yourself from the other nutters and make a plan so you can build a moat between you and the nutters eventually.

Holy shit, I just made those greentext posts as a funny little shitpost. Incredible that he's actually been rattled by it. Spam mong status: kicked.

>>82223321
m8 i aint risking a visit from kier and ofcom lad, theyll have you chained up and sent off the island for breaching the rules

>>82223322
You can choose whatever phrasing you want, lad, the point remains that there are people who exist for whom an honest appraisal of the world around them leads them inexorably to the conclusion that christianity is not true. This is quite damning to the notion that it is true based on what christians assert are the properties of god.

>>82223315
>Shippy been defeated recently.
>I hear Swannykins caught him climbing the Malverns. Wasn't a nice encounter for the Shipman, had the shit kicked out of him.
>Wasn't nice. Swanny been searching for the Shipster ever since he announced his noncehood.
>Not right is it when you think about?
Have sex

>>82223286
>any water coming from the taps is poisonous
They aren't wrong, there's so much shit in tap water that they don't filter out. I don't drink it either.

>>82223321
idk what women expect, looking perpetually pissed off is not attractive.

MY LOVE FOR YOU I LIQUIDISE

didn't shippy get outed as a peadophile again and that's why he's not posting hoping things will quiet down?

>>82223329
well why would anyone give a shit about what christians think if youre not a christian sounds like youre being a bit of a know it all ponce m8 and you have some sort of personal vendetta asking the priest who diddled you.

just get on with your life

>>82223305
You not been here over the past few months then?

>>82223355
just got back after a while, with my little food bank baggy waggy

Swans cum

>>82223213
I see those big baskets and people donate at lidl supermarket near the exists is that where all the food ends up?

>>82223361
Sometimes but I think its a bigger business then that mate, highly unlikely that it goes to your local food bank. You'd have to check the writing on the donation bin. 9/10 times it probably ends up in some shit hole like birmingham for the pakis

I'd love to post my erect cock here as it gets me off but I got banned last time. Have to be a good boy.

>neighbour installs ultrasonic animal repellent in front garden
>every time anyone walks by within ten metres it sets it off, cars too
>lets out the highest pitch beep you've ever fucking heard
>can hear it through walls and up on second floor of house
>multiple people have asked him to remove it because it goes off constantly and is like nails on a chalkboard
>all he says is 'nah mate its stayin'
Kind of a nob. I don't want to be that guy, but holy shit if he's simply not budging and everyone on the road hates it what are we meant to do other than escalate it to whoever can make him get rid of it like the council?

>>82223372
try chaterbate its not bloked by age verification for some reason

>>82223372
Just say it's not yours and jannies won't know the difference. You're not allowed to post yourself, but if you post a random dick pic and be like 'haha look at this pic that someone just sent me on twitter, fucking gross dick, eh?' then it's not you it's just some random guy.

>>82223369
Say you look 'normal' do you have to show your welfare claim?

>>82223374
talk to the council like you said its noise pollution

>>82223374
council or you do something equally annoying. Till philip schofield knocks on your door to do an episode of britains most annoying nieghbours, honestly I'd just escalate it, council wont do shit.

Smash it to pieces or build your own contraption that sends out an airhorn noise

>>82223342
>didn't shippy get outed as a peadophile again and that's why he's not posting hoping things will quiet down?
fascinating

>>82223387
Welfare is there for whoever needs it, you'll probably need some proof of means tested benefit, like UC or PIP. Then a referral, so like from your GP or the Job Center.
Doesnt matter what you look like, weirdo.

You should be able to opt out of taxes in return for opting out of the benefits that they would entitle you to. Fair is fair after all. This is the fairest way to run things.

Anyone looking forward to Autumn yet, early sundowns, windy and dark at 6pm, crisp leaves blowing down the road, rain, and Christmas around the corner?

>>82223404
Not all taxes go on benefits, you might as well become a sovereign citizen if youre going down that path hippy

>>82223405
Looking forward to not sweating me wollocks off I reckon.

>>82223410
Officially they do, so let me opt out of that portion of my tax burden and in return deny me access to bennies. Fair is fair.

I know I need to have a wank because I keep getting an unwanted stiffy.

>>82223428
its just your dick craving attention, dont cave in de lid, stay strong

>>82223405
No I'm not an incel so I don't hate summers

>>82223401
Could well refund it back the supermarket. Gypsy women stole Boots 300k GBP in less than a year and another scam refunding back the stolen items which is common trick.

>>82223321
Have to do the face recognition to get NSFW google image results now lad.

>>82223405
i start looking forward to autumn usually in about march or april

>>82223428
Would probably be more effective to have sex

>>82223438
Do you have SADS?

time for a nap now if thats alright with you my good lads oh yes i love a nap me

>>82223458
Think i'll join you, scootch over, I'm the big spoon.

kek shippy is behind the fascinating posts isn't he? whenever you criticise him he always spams to try and discredit you. we still haven't forgotten about the pedo stuff greg it's well documented

>>82223458
>>82223467
alri if i nap with you two lads? you both might have to shuffle over a bit though

>>82223426
Ring up your council then, dirty hippy.

>>82223441
Worked customer services many years ago, this bloke picked up a receipt from off the ground outside, was like a kids toy 40quid or something, he went in grabbed the toy brought it too the desk and demanded a refund, security pounced on him so quickly I could barely realize what was happening, craziest thing I saw was two lads early 20s load up a TV in a trolley and just run out the store with it, security didnt even bother chasing.

>>82223475
going to have to do head to toe in the middle I guess, but we'll make it work.

cuddling with angry britfeelers

Corr I bet shippy is gutted now the schools are closed due to summer holidays. i bet he loves driving past nursery's checking out the toddlers to see which ones he can kidnap in his dirty little white van

>>82223374
Cant you just smash it at 4am with a hammer? That or say it's causing you harm and distress as a Muslim man and the police will be round in 2 seconds with fully automatic machine guns.

>>82223441
Ah wait I forgot to mention also when I was working customer services, the worse for refund scamming were muslim women.
At this store in particular if you had the stores brand of clothing and no receipt the clothing item usually had a barcode on a label, so they'd come up to the desk with a bunch of stuff they scalped from charity shops and then refund it to the store.
Is that even refund scamming? I dont even know, but they would do it religiously always the muslim women with like dirty charity store clothing but because of the barcode you had to refund them.
I dont know if that policy is still in place tbqh but it was dumb as shit.

>>82223374
Have you tried not being a youth?

3 weeks of summer holidays left then the summer holiday drivers will go home and stop fucking crashing all over the bastard country and bringing every motorway to a standstill (not shippy before anyone says anything)

>>82223518
That's why shops just do store credit, so you can't get cash

>>82223496
>Corr I bet shippy is gutted now the schools are closed due to summer holidays. i bet he loves driving past nursery's checking out the toddlers to see which ones he can kidnap in his dirty little white van
fascinating

>>82223482
Thats a common refund trick. and another is you put something else in the box thats cheaper - employees don't always check.

>>82223528
It's so long ago now but it probably was on a gift card, i just remember one time in particular the item was so old the barcode was no longer on the system and the muslim woman was so pissed off, i gave it back too her and she threw it at me.

Another day, another day the DVSA remain criminals and knaves. Had to wake up at 5:45 to get a test. Only time available? 26th Jan 8 AM. Go onto their service to look for closer dates and cancellations. Can't get in. Looks like I've been blocked for using cancellation services. Fantastic great. Brilliant.

>>82223496
How many times a day do you think about kids being fucked?

>>82223553
not as much as you do daddy greg

>>82223553
>How many times a day do you think about kids being fucked?
usually about 4 or 5

>>82223538
One really awkward one was when I was scanning items through at the till and this woman was with her Dad, and her Dad looked like such a grimy fucker and something like bedding scanned in at like 10p. So I stopped scanning, and looked at it for a bit then looked at the bloke who started sweating. He'd switched the barcodes, fuck knows what for cause whatever it was scanning through as was malformed on the till.
Anyway the woman was in her mid 30s and her dad was 60 something and she just went ballistic at him, basically saying why are you still trying this shit etc making a huge scene and he's panicking, tell me ok just put it on the side. It was a look into their personal lives I didnt want to see, anyway I said to the woman I really dont care anymore and I didnt like the company I worked for and just let it go through, but only if she stopped screaming and acting like children because women screaming does my nut in.
She chilled out and I just shoved it to the end of the till.
Supervisor came up to me and asked what that was about and I said fuck knows.

stalking a certain person on social media

>>82223576
>tell me ok just put it on the side
*He starts telling me okay, put it on the side

>Child safety campaigner hails early impact of Online Safety Act
https://archive.is/20250818052321/https://www.ft.com/content/47e4f4db-42f9-4611-b440-2d92c709db1c#selection-1883.0-1883.63

The most important thing is that the children are safe

>>82223590
milfnut.com still works

>>82223618
Honestly I'm looking forward to it being implemented in online games.

had a dream this morning i was in the 1960s Fantastic Four comic books sneaking around, watching them fight crime. hid in the Invisible Woman's office (she was a lawyer btw) trying to steal her files.
however, Lex Luthor was out to stop both them and me, because he was a PROPER baddie. he didn't care for the different "universes" or whatever he was just there, played by Michael Rosenbaum.

(have not seen either of the new films with these, and have zero interest in either.)

me? only play single player because i have no friends

>>82223618
how many sexually frustrated youths are going to kill other children, or at least have violent temper tantrums at school? (NOT "in Minecraft")

>>82223626
growing up with Counter-Strike etc it's not like 13-year-olds can't play games, and even on Ventrilo they were fine. joined clans and all that. but pure "lobby" games like Fortnite? yeah have 16+ specific lobbies, as an opt-in. there are enough players for this, right?

>>82223515
>That or say it's causing you harm and distress as a Muslim man and the police will be round in 2 seconds with fully automatic machine guns.
You have to laugh, or we'd all go mad innit?

>>82223646
The guy who makes the dreams can talk with telepathy. He has direct access to every humans mind. They just dont enjoy his company without a gf, and he cant give you anything irl. So he forces you to watch his faggy dream movies by force. Dude he forces us to watch them. By force. Thats just some random fucking faggot who can talk just like a homeless nigger. Hes about as important as a nigger. Nobody wants to see his dream movies once they discover the truth.

>>82223576
where do you work now lad?

>>82223646
Reminded me that I had a dream today I was in the 1700s on horse back with muskets and guns lol

>>82223684
Mate I dont work at the moment, I used to be a Civil Servant, for the next job ideally I'd like to work in something that helps people and pays well. Not on the end dealing with the hordes of the public masses, but helping the business run.

>>82223699
>Russian oligarchs influencing politics since the 90s
>"nooo it's all the Muslims - can't do anything for fear of offending them Muslims!"

Galloway lost. update you're jokes.

food banks shouldn't exist, in the sense they should not be necessarily.

but since they're a "charity" and even literally in churches, you should not give a fuck it's crackheads. give them the free food, whatever else they get up to has fuck-all to do with you. you're a charity.

>>82223658
Same
Dread to think how my funeral will be attended, I suppose it's not my problem

>>82223549
I've done 2 lessons and not looking forward to this shite myself either. Going to book as soon as I've done my theory (closest for that was a month away too) It's been 4 years or so now and they still haven't caught up

Caved and had a wank, now I regret it and feel like shit.

>>82223723
>food banks shouldn't exist, in the sense they should not be necessarily.

>but since they're a "charity" and even literally in churches, you should not give a fuck it's crackheads. give them the free food, whatever else they get up to has fuck-all to do with you. you're a charity.
fascinating

>>82223738
Was walking through a cemetary a couple of hours ago and thinking the same thoughts. All these people with "beloved" partners and children and I won't even get a headstone

Welfare shouldn't exist. No qualifications there, it literally just shouldn't.

Seething, retarded losers in 3, 2, 1...

>>82223738
do we still have "pauper's funerals"? i literally do not want a funeral. just want to be cremated cheaply. what happens if i don't say anything in my will?

>>82223756
>Welfare shouldn't exist. No qualifications there, it literally just shouldn't.

>Seething, retarded losers in 3, 2, 1...
keep winning champ

>>82223756
hi there, i'm a seething, retarded loser.

i agree. get that UBI going, or some post-scarcity Star Trek world. no need for 'money', just replicate my Rustlers whenever i fancy. cor.

>>82223756
You posting bait already de lid?

>>82223756
It makes tons of money because they all have tons of sex and live very cheaply, and the produce many slaves who end up creating like a dozen cars before they die. To actually get a guy to make a car is fucking hard. So they just throw them tons of latrina slampigs and fill the area with a block of feed to keep them eating and fucking ther slampigs to make those latrina whores have 12 kids

>>82223757
Yeah, you can get cremated and then just disposed of.
If you've got money in your bank account then it's paid for by one last raid on that by the government.
If not then it's free.

>>82223769
Yes. Snack on my quality bait you didn't see it coming did you. I'm a master-baiter.

One, two, three and four responses already, thanks lads. I'm going back to editing stupid shit from useless academics LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>82223787
>One, two, three and four responses already, thanks lads.
keep winning champ

>>82223796
>keep winning champ
I will

>>82223374
literally just smash it at 3am, its all you have to do

Chop me up and sell me to the chinks. What do I care? I'm dead. Throw me on the bin even.

>>82223779
sounds good. not sure how it is elsewhere, but my estate shan't be passing on any debts when i die, from what i understand (just student loans + overdraft tbfair).

might take out some other cheeky loans and donate them to charity before i die. hehe.

>>82223394
schofield got cancelled for being a nonce. Only place that would hire him is channel 5 to do some island thing in an attempt to minimize his noncery

>>82223817
Go to the gym and read Junger de lid x

>>82223703
Busiess2Business? Need exerience lad

>>82223438
Most normies don't like our summer either, which you'd know if you weren't an incel projecting

>>82223832
Not just a nonce, but a gay nonce that was cheating on his wife for years with underage bussy.

>>82223817
I hate this line of thinking, the self deprecating just put me in the bin, do horrible things to my corpse I dont care, think you might need a few crumbs of self respect. Me? spend as little as possible on the actual funeral and headstone itself and go for a few pints instead and once a year brush some cobwebs off the headstone, simpul. If them tree ones were more common id do that 2bh, be quite kvno to have a tree grow from me.

>>82223839
If a young lad wants to suck him off for a career in media as a runner, then could you really blame him?

>>82223834
White guys should just stay home and do a battleground and finish in the top 10. Gyms are full of Arabs and Chinese people looking to pound a cute white girl. White guys cant compete with that and should just start their own guild and get some new legendary items.

>>82223853
What is this cuk fantasy shit? Get help, seriously.

>>82223848
Could I really blame who? The young lad or the nonce?

Disney movie idea: The Young Lad and the Nonce

Movie premiere in Banbury

>>82223846
You'll be fucking dead mate.

>>82223853
>smacks you in the side of the temple with my claw hammer sending you into convulsions on the floor then proceeds to hit you a further 5 times fracturing your skull sending shards of bone flying across the room, much to the other helpers dismay

well have none of that

>>82223867
You need a hard drive scan mate

>>82223867
bussy and the beast

>>82223868
Weird how death is still scary even though we know it's going to happen, and when it does we won't even care. Think old Goddy up there (assuming He's real) failed a bit in the psychology department

>>82223876
>the sounds of his bones fracturing and splintering are like a branch snapping off of a tree

>>82223868
I dont fucking care, you can have a cheap but solid funeral and use it as an excuse for a pissup, every now and again remember I existed and once a year if you can be arsed make sure my grave isn't a shit tip. Not asking for much ffs.

>>82223876
Nice incel fantasy. You wont impress a girl like an Arab boy can. You know the girls you like are getting plapped by hung Chinese speakers and you dont ever get to do that.

would quite like to be eaten by dogs.

(love dogs, me.)

>>82223889
Don't think so, mate. Nobody gets buried anymore. Only boomers who got plots years ago. You'll be burned to a crisp and your ashes will be mistaken for hot chocolate by some kids in 30 years.

>>82223888
music to my ears lid

>>82223896
>hung Chinese
lol??? Is a hapa forum leaking or something

>>82223900
Saw a lovely Newfie on my incel walk earlier.

spent 600 quid on chaterbate again

How is it even possible that Korean men have average cock lengths of like 3 inches? Like actually what the fuck is going on there? Korean women must be fucking DESPERATE for a good shag.

>>82223910
Spent a 100 bong on MFC tokens last month. No regrets either

>>82223904
Lmao white boy on suicide watch. When this guy reaches into his backpack the minorities start sprinting away.

>>82223911
Asian bints are practically asexual outside of procreation. I'm sure it has nowt to do with the mens cock size though. Just a coincidence.

>>82223867
have recommended this Bob Hoskino a couple of times because it's all sweet and nice, great 80s seedy London flick.

but it feels weird what gets played as noncey and horrid and what's treated as romantic because there was no lesbian age of consent back then.

>>82223921
>MFC tokens
is this crypto?

>>82223931
MyFreeCams, very similar camwhore site to Chaturbate

>>82223911
do they not have smaller frames?
i'm not a misogynist so i want women to have enjoyable sex, ideally with a loving partner. but there are MECHANICS involved there.

do labiaplasties or even hymenoplasties restore the actual feelings? ;__;

Finna go Art the Clown style on your arses.

>>82223942
That scene was seriously fucked up.

>>82223952
ive never seen this movie whats happening

>>82223911
thats deffo not a thing surely, I wanna see stats lad. Also does that mean if korean men have been evolved to have small willies do the women have shallow fannies? so my mediocre 6 incher will be mega to the average korean woman? or are all their fannies normal

things that make you go hmmmmm

>>82223952
I just find it tedious tbqh. It's too tryhard

>>82223942
decent album cover for brvtal deff metal

>>82223960
https://youtu.be/WOwAOAN_UQ8?si=Z8Efac6_o9cuprBj

watched that Eden Lake because the idea sounds great, but it was just incredibly average ;__;

can't even take the SHOCKING gore seriously because, even when the effects are done well, people still end up running around normally? with open stab wounds and that?

Genuinely never got the appeal of horror movies, in particular the slasher/gore subgenres. Like what do you get out of it?

>>82223990
I don't remember this one being particularly gory but the final scene always stayed with me.

>>82224005
I find the supernatural interesting and seeing people murdered is fun too

This video sums up everything about the state of Britains schools as well being a profound deep drive into Englands culture. It just shows the two types of people in the English soul.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7StD049RGzE&pp=ygUMSW0gYSBwcmVmZWN0

>>82224024
Pretty much it's just exciting isn't it?

>>82224005
I like to imagine I am the bad guy cutting and slashing and killing. It is exhilarating. You cannot admit that out loud but that is what most people enjoy about horror.

Persian woman.

>>82224035
True and I like seeing all the different interesting ways they kill people in these films. Plus, usually has sex and nudity with cute girls. Neve Campbell in Scream is ravishing, especially on the 4K master.

Need updates from HHL and SSM

>>82224025
Poor lad, honestly. Often see this in kids raised by their grandparents.

>>82224054
I don't need those ever

Someone who watches horror movies like Saw is fine.

Someone who watches the saw novices continuously on repeat all weekend whilst masturbating is not fine.

Why? He is not hurting anyone?Discuss.

Need updates from shipster desu

>>82224063
Who says it's not fine?

>>82224063
What if I spend all the weekend just normally masturbating, to porn instead of horror movies, am I good then?

>>82224058
The older I get the more obviously autistic the glasses boy seems.

>>82224063
Whatever you do in the comfort of your own home is fine as long as you're not hurting anyone or doing anything blatantly illegal. Have I wanked to the Elizabeth Bathory inspired scene from Hostel 2? Yes. Do I want to hurt people IRL? No.

>>82224023
felt like a tamer Cannibal Holocaust (and kind of like a student film, tbqh) but there's a decent enough amount of Friday the 13th tier stuff.

picked up more towards the end wish it had more hamfisted themes the whole time. i was a yoof. we were all just bored, nowt to do, wanted to impress our parents ;___;

>>82224071
Try telling a woman on a date that you like to watch the saw films on repeat whilst masturbating and she will not be impressed.

But what really is the difference?

>>82224063
Saw was actually about seeing. Not about the tool. Very heavy Christian metaphor about life being a bad place.

>>82224054
HHL is probably still in bed
SSM? Who knows what he does when not making YouTube videos

>>82224079
Cannibal Holocaust is pretty tame by modern standards. Mad to think the director had to prove in court he didn't murder people.

>>82223929
Not being contrary but i fucking hated this film. Hoskins is a flat actor that reminds me of a grey morning at heathrow, Tyson was shoehorned in for the story to appeal to the idea that blacks are suffering. I hated the sets, the people and the direction, I will never watch it again.

fucking hate employment and my job, despite it being wfh 2 days a week and a lot easier in comparison to most but I just fucking HATE it I HATE EMPLOYMENT

>>82224063
first Saw is a breddy gud high concept thriller/mystery thing.

third Saw has this very erotic trap and i won't judge coomers for cooming.

>>82223990
>le evil men

How can I enjoy music more lads. Feel like I am disconnected from it.

>>82224112
have you tried wanking to it?

>>82224112
Listen to full albums back to front with good headphones and your eyes closed. Let it all wash over you and fully absorb the music.

>>82224112
Find better albums, or find even "bad" albums interesting.
Or explore new genres you haven't dabbled in.

>>82223990
Can't take the middle class fear of working class white boys seriously, in retrospect.
>Oh no, they're going to murder and rape me, and their family will cover it up!
Where does this happen?

What new art forms will exist in the future?

>>82224086
fair enough lad. can't really agree
>Tyson was shoehorned in for the story to appeal to the idea that blacks are suffering.
i dunno she's just a black prostitute, she works her way up from the worse on-the-streets life, there's casual racism, it's just the actress/character and the events of the film.
>Hoskins is a flat actor that reminds me of a grey morning at heathrow
this is just weird, Bob Hoskins is solid. you ever seen The Long Good Friday?

biggest sin of the film was being yet another soft remake of Taxi Driver. but i like cities/London at night in my movies, wins me over erry time.

>>82224054
>>82224065
Missing your dollies to make all the same posts about?

My late adolescence has made me sad. Keep replaying events again and again in my head until it all gets too much and too depressing.

Bob Hoskins best film is Roger Rabbit I reckon. He was lucky to co-star with both Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny.

>>82224139
awww poorr babbyman :( :( ;(

>>82224139
I miss what once was and dont think I'll ever recapture it. I may have peaked.

>>82224025
The funny thing is, I relate to both of them.

Grandma died a few weeks ago. Dad is upset. He saw his mum pass away whilst looking in her eyes. Sort of hitting me now. One day it will happen to my parents. I will have to bury/burn them.

>>82224149
I hated my late adolescence. I missed out on a lot but my parents just could not meet me where I was at.

think my cat has tmau lads

>>82224127
i mean at best they're right but the lads are just psychopathically evil so it's like a coincidence. the couple WERE snooty pricks, but it'd be better if they were legitimately the aggressors in some way. instead of it being passive/accidental.

it's like the terrible message is that if da parents r bad too, the best thing for young lads to do is buckle down, go to school, and escape that life? BECOME middle-class? you can fuck right off with that shite.

(giving this flick more credit than it deserves. was just a daft slasher thing around a stupid fear of the time. 'hug a hoodie' and all that.)

One day I will die. We will all die one day. One thing we can be sure of. The end of life. The end of the road. The undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns.

>>82224172
can I take my green frog collection with me?

BEST BOB HOSKINS FILM COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnh6ZDKOVOI

To be or not to be.
That is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune or to take arms against and by opposing end them.
To die to sleep. To sleep perchance to dream.
Aye. Theres the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come we when have shuffled off the mortal coil.

The undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns. Puzzles the will.


Have you ever thought about that undiscovered country lad?

>>82224172
Free in the knowledge
That one day this will end

>>82224180
>not The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Pleb alert

>wot if black London youths have problems??? also, remember those two Edgar Wright films?

it was fun.

>>82224162
I just don't see this happening at all. When has it ever happened?
The middle class fear of normal people who live on council estates, is unhinged and founded on nothing.
I think when I grew up about half of my friends and family were middle class and about half of them were working class, and I wasn't even aware of a divide (or anyone getting murdered).
Chavs who acted hard were also often kind of okay if you just didn't let them get to you, and called their bluff a little bit.

>>82224172
I hope it's like that Robin Williams film where you get to create your own afterlife based on your passions. Also hope the suicide part isn't real either though because I'm likely topping myself

Women are vile. Get everything given to them, get to travel and handed easy jobs. All they have to do is be pretty. I doubt a woman would ever work a shit, physically demanding job. Men should be quitting their low paid jobs. Women are getting paid more to do fuck all work in an office/work from home.

>>82224194
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.

>>82224210
> All they have to do is be pretty.
Even this isn't a requirement anymore

Shakespeare was a fucking genius tbqh lads. Hamlet is incredible. Like a dark crystal

>>82224127
>Oh no, they're going to murder and rape me, and their family will cover it up!
>Where does this happen?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/apr/01/rhys-jones-janette-mercer-jailed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AoNKGwBB74

When i enjoyed ads

>>82224219
This. Literally all a woman has to do to be pretty is not stuff 3500 calories in her face each day and groom. That's literally it and yet most women in the modern world can't even do that. They deserve fucking nothing until they start putting in the minimum effort.

>>82224233
i loved rathergood.com when i was younger

>>82224214
not arsed, not doing this forever

>>82224205
i always forget that middle-class people do just live in this whole different world. yeah there's rough'uns and outright violent crime, but really it's mostly drugs, underage drinking, domestics, nicking from shops.

rationally, fuck-all has ever actually happened to me besides kids on bikes yelling. entire villages/towns going to shit, obviously that's not what the people LIVING THERE want. but that's 'out of sight, out of mind' to the people making the decisions that lead to that.

>>82224220
He was a faggot nonce de lid.

>>82224225
Inter-gang teen voilence. That's not middle class yuppies rolling into town and immediately getting set upon by Resident Evil hillbillies.

zero proof that Shakespeare was a faggot nonce. and even if he was, he worked in theatre. different standards.

Ruthmong is here to spread his usual negativity

>>82224220
He really was. People are just put off because the language is a little more difficult and schools poison good things.

>>82224259
He didn't even write his own plays. Proper nonce.

now THIS is some saucy stuff. couldn't get away with it nowadays.

You now remember.
>The Wanky Shit Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

wanna wear my new fucking jacket and I cant because its too humid, its not even nice outside ffs its just overcast, just bring winter this summer can fuck off

Look at them immigrants thinking the police will do anything. Scum.

https://youtu.be/mCdE5OSVMqo

>>82224250
The working class are always more concerned with inter-tribe squabbles then they are with randomly attacking the rich, which will annoy leftists to no end.
That's probably why they don't like them, come to think of it. All of that Deliverance shit is seethe over the fact that they could never organise these people into a worker's revolt. They're "bad poors", because they wont do what I say.

>>82224288
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Damn my Hinge is dry as fuck. Barely a sniff of pussy.

anyone remeber weebl and bob?

>>82224296
Are you a good looking man?

>look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
truly incredible how we thought this was riotously funny back in the day

>>82224296
I wouldn't even bother. Getting a drop of pussy is a lottery if you're not handsome.

>>82224302
Fairly decent yeah. My account is old. Had it since I think 2022 and never actually deleted the profile. 380ish matches with no usage between 2023 and June 2024. Think I need to delete it and re-create

>>82224309
we were young energetic and FIRIN ME LAZZARR !

>>82224296
I had the least luck on hinge, did fairly well with tinder and bumble but it comes in waves because you can get your account hidden easily if you fuck up your like to dislike ratio or dont talk to matches etc

>>82224318
yeah you do your inactive account is fucked

>>82224330
Will give it a shot. Have been getting a few matches since I've been using it again, but get no replies after a little while. Guess the girls got more retarded in my absence

Lol I just watched the movie the Blair witch project. Thats a decent tier movie

>>82224295
Sorry mate, I have a script to bypass that and I also use freetube.

DominicFear billy goat series was the best imo

>>82224338
Corrrrr! That pic is making me horney!

>>82224345
She is the great Cornholio.

>>82224298
yeah. watched a stream with the guy and he just comes off incredibly normal, for how lolsorandumb "teh piez?!?!" this all was.

miss daft Flash cartoons. i guess the gen Z equivalent is YouTube. we had it better.

>>82224348
Wouldn't mind a look at her bumholio.

>>82224334
Ive been out the game for 2 years but I imagine their attention spans have decreased since then, you either captivate them instantly or its onto the next lad.

don't mind me, just activating a memory.

OLD GODZILLA WAS WALKING AROUND

>>82224371
The gay parody of that was actually incredibly high-effort lol

>>82224356
back then the internet was a fun goofy escape from reality, how with social media the internet is your life work and everything else

>>82224338
Whats the new script? The old one I was using stopped working

>>82224379
Not for me de lid, I only use the internet for 4chan and porn

>>82224129
I understand your viewpoint.
I think with hoskins i find him so visually repulsive aka the uncanny valley and his voice so whiny (although deep) that i perhaps miss his finer "acting points" , no, i avoid any film with him in it when i have a choice.

Looking up Robot Chicken videos on Daily Motion in my primary school ICT lab circa 2005/2006. Oh it were lush.

>>82224390
no email, online banking news or work stuff?

>>82224376
Couple of my mates and I were having a sesh the a few months ago, doing lines, pissed drunk and have YT on the telly. Watching old memes and we found the gay version on the browser. Immediately awkward and turned it off. It is very gay.

>>82224364
Final Fan-TUSS-E is an R P G...

Alright, new thread

>>82224414

>>82224376
>this is the ultimate orgy~
>of homosexuality~

pops into my head more than it has any right to.

>>82224298
I used to post on the official forum