Sometimes I put worked botches into my posts, so when someone hits me with a “GMS,” I smile and think “heh….got ‘em”

I sleep better on Wednesday, Sunday, and Monday nights, because I know that when I wake up there will be a new Dave show waiting for me

Nick Khan forced Naomi to have a child so that in 20 years they can push a Samoan who gets to act black without being accused of cultural appropriation

Liking bread isn’t a personality

I’m planning to k*ll myself when Dave passes

The Mount Rushmore of Professional Wrestling Historical Significance is Antonio Inoki, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Terry “Hulk” Hogan, and Dave Meltzer

My Mt. Rushmore is unironically Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Antonio Inoki, Terry “Hulk” Hogan, and Dave Meltzer