For a few months I was covering a cleaning run at a hospital that took me into the power station where all the maintenance guys worked. Their bathroom was the worst, urine all over the outside of the bowl and along the side, and built up on the floor next to it. The entire 3x3 space stank because of it. It was like this every second or third night I worked there. To note, they were all middle-aged white men, and one of the consoles had an internet browser with "Breitbart News" in the favorites bar.

I can only assume that one of the guys has some kind of hand-eye coordination problem or something, or maybe something's going on his his junk. Whatever. What gets me is the thought process that has to go on in heads of these guys to cause this to go on. Either the guy refuses to piss sitting down and the other are sympathetic, or being around a man who sits down to piss bothers them out more than having a bathroom that just reeks of piss.

I lived it, you knuckleheads. No one can tell me that fragile masculinity isn't real.