As made clear by the past few days, Silksong is forcing us oldfags (26+) to confront a harrowing truth: we're too old for this shit! Our reaction times and tolerance just aren't there anymore. It ain't like the Metroid days no more. There's two reactions to this epiphany: seething denial, and the humble acceptance - or, in easier terms:
The Sore Shitter:
>whinges, whines, no friend of mine
>will never know himself
and
The Shore Sitter:
>peacemaxxing
>accepts his mortality
Me? I like the quiet life (and emulating Metroid lol)
Zoomers (or as I like to call them, the inheritors of the earth), I hope you have fun and ignore the sore shitters. And stay off my lawn!!