>I need to call this local museum so I can arrange an appointment to discuss a matter relevant to this official police case I'm working on
>Oh, it seems the phone in my office is blocked from making outside calls because I was using it to make long distance calls
>All my co-workers at the detective office fucking hate me and won't let me borrow their phone either
>Should I go home and use my personal phone? Nah
>Should I use a payphone? Sure! But I don't have any money!
>Should I go home and get my wallet? Nah
>Should I ask my co-workers for a nickle? Nah, they fucking hate me, remember?
>Clearly I should steal ethanol from the forensics lab and use it to drug a homeless man so I can fucking kill him and take the nickle I need to use the payphone