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>the year is 2045
>Kirby is now the largest multimedia franchise on Earth
>The Kirby Movie 5: Minion Madness is released by Illumination to universal acclaim
>bright-eyed children flock to the ancient oldfags who started with Forgotten Land on U™ (formerly YouTube), learning the trans Dedede x autistic Meta Knight fanlore of the before-time
>/kdg/ is still here, and still takes a week to fall off the board