>>60541736
>>60541741
Don't worry, i'll fix this by buying puts, and it'll keep mooning forever, just like Cuckweave

>>60541816
I'll be sure to buy some 610c on spy at open (if it doesnt shit the bed from 605) to give you guys a nice red day
donate to my patreon, this is getting expensive

>>60541859
and there it is, just the thought of buying calls send brainwaves to cramer the coomer

I'm also buying DOW calls for anyone who wants to short it