I have decided to become a Christian after being an atheist my whole life. Not because I really believe it but because it annoys a certain type of people that deserve to be fucked with. Outside of this thread I will act as if I really believe it and you will never be able to tell the difference.

This is what it means to be a real 4chan dweller, the original frog, the agent of chaos. Your inability to comprehend my motives makes me die of laughter. Make Charlemagne great again.

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>mfw you're one of the damned right next to an atheist like me because you chose the wrong god out of thousands to worship