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>be Japanese man in at an airport on a business trip to the states
>see an American
>he's at least a feet taller than an average Japanese man
>stand behind him in a queue to the waiting room
>they weight him
>he weighs twice as much as average Japanese man to boot
>observe him
>see him devour a an entire loaf worth of bread in a form of a 4 pack sandwich within 5 minutes.... its almost as if they don't even chew... like a crocodile... just swallows biomass into its endless void called stomach
>hear his stomach rumble from across the room
>he sprints to the nearest toilet
>5 minutes later you can hear screaming coming from said toilet but not from the American
>the screaming comes from the Janitor
>he quits on the spot and flips everyone off
>board the flight
>wonder the entire flight on what happened in that toilet
>the plane lands at our destination
>another queue before leaving
>I stand behind the American fatso once more
>they weight us again
>the fatass weights like 20kg less than before
>realize what must have happened is that the American either regurgitated or defecated potentially 20kg from his body within his 5 minutes like it was nothing. Both scenarios are equally terrifying.
>shudder at the image this poor janitor at the first airport must have witnessed
>spend the rest of my life terrified of Americans.