Thread 717819953

Who was in the right here?

>>717819953 (OP)
The only time I EVER shit myself post-baby was in a Japanese airport bathroom.
I got food poisoning from some shitty sandwich in Narita Airport and have no regrets about camping out for four hours in the airport bathroom and leaving my shit-covered boxers in there for the Japanese to deal with.

>>717820135
i've shit myself many times. it's called expressing dominance

why do americhubs call it "the bathroom"?
you shit in the toilet, not the bath.
fuckin idjits

>>717820135
>>717820259
Do you ever wonder how many urban legends are spread in Japan about Americans like you two?

>>717820509
>you shit in the toilet, not the bath.
Anon...

Food poisoning at 23

>>717820509
>>717820574
You shit in the sink

>>717820509
also why do burgerfats call it the restroom? Literally the worst room to rest in, it smells like shit

>>717820656
my turds are too alpha to fit down the drainpipe

those are the new rules. you talk, you die.

>>717820798
That's what the shit-stick is for

>americans shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Why are they like this?

>>717820839
this is a poop scissor household

>>717820509
It's the bath>>>room<<<, it's the room where you take a bath, are you retarded? WHat the fuck even is a toilet

>>717820509
It's discrete and civil, something europoors don't understand.
Americans: I need to go to the bathroom
Europoors: I need to go shit and piss in the shit and piss room

See the difference? Europoors are nothing but third worlders so they wouldn't understand the appeal of this.

>>717820536
>have i eveu toldo you the legendo of the ameuican shit smeawer...

>>717820931
>WHat the fuck even is a toilet
what the fuck even is a bath

>>717820932
actually we call it the WC

>>717821036
wc for who cares about fucking eurocucks

>>717820931
>WHat the fuck even is a toilet
I think you call it the ass-bowl

>>717820536
So they made a kami out of me...
nice.

>>717819953 (OP)
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

>>717821074
>Gets called out for his babyish linguistic vandalism
>Starts shitting and screaming his rent free hatred of Europe, a more civilised place
Keep it up, clown.

>>717821074
you seem to care a whole lot

>>717820932
>lavatory
>toilet
>water closet
>urinal
>latrine
this confuses the americunt

>>717820509
The "bathroom"? Well ooh la di da, Mr Frenchman!

>>717821270
>which room do you go to, bro?
>lavatory room
>toilet room
>water closet room
>urinal room
>latrine room
Oh my good, europoors are hilarious retards.

>>717821219
>cries about linguistic vandalism
>uses words like "babyish"

>>717820509
>mfw Americans call water closets “bathrooms”

>>717821339
for me it's the shit closet

>>717821297
Well, what do you call it?

>>717820509
>he doesn’t know

>>717821380
A turd hole.

>>717820509
they actually ARE the bathrooms. americans use this thing called a "bidet" which shoots water up their anus. for an american, this is the closest they will ever get to bathing.

I shit directly into the cloaca maxima while making eye contact with plebes in the street

>>717821339
>things that only happened in my head
take your meds schizo

Do Europeans REALLY shit in their closets?

>>717821464
Says the europoor starting an argument over civil people using the term bathroom.

>>717821380
Shitter

>>717820509
>>717820931
>>717821026
>>717821270
>>717821339
Its funny how close some of you are to asking the right question. Toilet used to mean to take a bath. >>717820509
Shitting in the toilet room means you shit in the room meant for bathing. Bongs have just forgotten why they say the things they say.

>>717821521
>civil
>people

All shitposting aside, it's pretty interesting how we always use a euphemism for the shitter cause it's dirty and then over centuries that euphemism starts to be seen as dirty too so we make a new one

>>717821441
only american podcasters use bidets
and I'm only slightly joking

>>717821580
>I earn only a quarter of an average american, that's why I am superior
Alright, mate. You're a big boy.

>>717821074
lmao

Not yet.

>>717820509
Because amerisharts needs to bath after shitting themselves.

>>717821596
Much like words for black people and the mentally retarded.

>>717820509
"Toilet" used to be just another word for washing/bathing.

>amerblob sees this
>WOAH DUDE NICE BATH!

>>717820509
Technically the toilette is a piece of forniture with a mirror that you use to clean and cure your hairs and face, you shit there?

for me its the shithouse

>shitting inside
This is why you’re falling behind India.

Germans, the king of europeans use "Badezimmer" which means literally bathroom. Sorry fellow europeans, I had to snitch because the argument is just too retarded.

>>717821738
eurocucks absolutely scared and confused over the americans ability to fit a power stance-able toilet, a sink, and fullsized bathtub in their "sittyshittyloopoo" room

>>717821867
>bazinga

amerihams are just to fat to sit on a toilet, the bath is just about wide enough for their massive arses

>>717821867
Actually we call it WC or Toilette or Klo, Badezimmer is only for the actual bathroom that has a bath or shower inside

American toilets are weird. They all have like, 2 gallons of water in them to ensure that toilet water splashes up on the ass of whoever is using them.

>this angers and confuses the American
Why would they prefer to walk around with encrusted shit on their assholes rather than just wash it?

>>717822010
>on vacation in Murrika
>use first American toilet I've seen (at the airport)
>OH GOD IT'S FILLING UP
>FUCK IT'S GONNA RUN OVER WHAT DO I DO
>after filling 90% of the bowl it gets vacuumed away with the force of a thousand suns
Kinda kino I have to admit

>>717821994
Maybe if you are a woman. Men just say "I need to go shit or take a piss".

>>717821886
all that, AND a shelf containing the entirety of the US pacific fleet and imperial japanese navy models to enact vengeance with every bubble bath

>>717822143
So you admit that nobody calls it a Badezimmer. Thank for conceding

>>717822143
Literally every women I ever knew just bluntly told me "I'm going to go take a shit"

>>717822128
I just wash my ass in the sink. Don't get why you need an extra ass washer that looks like a toilet combined with a sink.

>>717822208
Ah, the delicate flower of German womanhood.

>>717822128
I shit in the morning and then take a shower.

>>717822192
You were referring to public toilets which every man never directly refers by name. For using the toilet in a private space we always use badezimmer or just say "going to take a piss". Thanks for confirming you have never been to germany, brown brown.

>>717822320
Neger bitte. Du bist zu dumm, den Unterschied zu verstehen. Du warst noch nie in einem Haus, wo es ein separates Klo (ohne Badezimmer) gibt, weil du zu unteraltert bist. Bleib wütend, keine (du)s mehr

>>717822138
A strategically placed demonstration of american power to be sure. Showing off the extravagant and wasteful abundance resources and demonstrating that it could completely fuck your life up, but it won't (or will it?)

>>717822128
How the fuck are you supposed to get your crust busted if you wash it off? Fucking retard

He mogs you.

>>717822408
>translates his english meme speak into german
Ok, reddit tranny.

>>717822138
>go to hotel in the US
>shitter overflow
>ask about it at the reception
>"it's supposed to do that"

>hat noch nie von KC gehört
kek

Me when a women appear

>>717822581
>on today's episode: the writer's not even remotely disguised fetish

>>717822581
Is this a Sonic the Hedgehog reference or a Chuck Berry reference?

Going into a bathroom and there being unflushed shit in the toilet is close to the most disgusting scenario I have ever witnessed. Since childhood I have regularly nightmares at least 4-5 times a year about exactly that.

>>717820509
Europoor here. It’s called class. If you ask where the toilet is, everyone will take time on how long you’re gone and immediately know that you were taking a shit. This will make them associate you with poop all evening.
If you ask where the bathroom is, you come off as elegant and mysterious.
>Why is that gentleman going to the bathroom?
>perhaps he wants to adjust his attire?
>did he just want an excuse to wash his hands?
>is he going to powerfap after that cute waitress smiled at him?
Lots of questions and theories that makes you more interesting when in reality you were just taking a shit

>>717822485
>go to hotel in miami
>take a shit
>toilet doesn't flush
>call reception
>they send up some plumber who only speaks spanish (i do not)
>"fixes" toilet
>wife takes a shit some time later
>toilet doesn't stop flushing
>entire bathroom floor soaked
>spilling into living area
>demand new room
>receive new room
>storm that night
>window blows out and a whole hurricane worth of water spills into the room
>change rooms again (its 4 am now)
>check out next day for different hotel
>dont receive refund
usa, never again

Don't mind me, confusing Americans

>>717822776
>le one bad experience now everything about that broad subject is bad
Humans will always just keep hating over the most trivial shit.

Off topic shitposting and forced meme spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/6 >>>/global/rules/10 and >>>/v/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
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>>717820509
>germans when you call it the toilet and not the poopenfarden

>>717819953 (OP)
The mother.
If you entertain the idea that that isn't true, even as a contrarian joke, then you should kill yourself right now.

>>717821716
>black people and the mentally retarded
Except russians. In most languages surrounding russia, actually calling them that is degrodatory. It's the only thing where the thing's actual name became like that.

>>717822776
>go to new Holiday Inn in the US
>use the toilet once and it overflows
On a different trip
>go to somewhat upscale hotel
>toilet doesn’t flush
Why can’t Americans into plumbing?

>>717823009
Seething roastie

>>717822873
it was a 400 dollar a night marriott im not gonna go full karen but that shit in unacceptable

>>717822873
>Americans are seething about humans now
YWNBAH

>>717823030
I, too, speak Finnish.

>>717820509
why do germans love shit porn so much

>>717820135
The last time i shat myself was when i was 7 and watched a documentary about parasites, so i decided that i would never shit again because i was scared that a worm would come out of my ass. I still remember shitting myself while playing one of those Hot Wheels ps2 games.

>>717823094
>being proud of belonging to the same species as niggers and trannies
Lol, lmao even.

>>717822128
The crust gives me a 20% poison resistance.

>>717820509
>taking a bath in the toilet

>>717820932
Pretty much this. europoors are gross sub humans

>>717822128
Do europoors really squirt water against their ass and then use their hands to clean themselves?

>>717819953 (OP)
This picture looks like it is referencing something that actually happened, but I can't imagine ever watching it.

>>717821441
>Amerilards unironically call rooty-tooty water-shooty a "bidet"
lmao

>>717820962
>be Japanese man in at an airport on a business trip to the states
>see an American
>he's at least a feet taller than an average Japanese man
>stand behind him in a queue to the waiting room
>they weight him
>he weighs twice as much as average Japanese man to boot
>observe him
>see him devour a an entire loaf worth of bread in a form of a 4 pack sandwich within 5 minutes.... its almost as if they don't even chew... like a crocodile... just swallows biomass into its endless void called stomach
>hear his stomach rumble from across the room
>he sprints to the nearest toilet
>5 minutes later you can hear screaming coming from said toilet but not from the American
>the screaming comes from the Janitor
>he quits on the spot and flips everyone off
>board the flight
>wonder the entire flight on what happened in that toilet
>the plane lands at our destination
>another queue before leaving
>I stand behind the American fatso once more
>they weight us again
>the fatass weights like 20kg less than before
>realize what must have happened is that the American either regurgitated or defecated potentially 20kg from his body within his 5 minutes like it was nothing. Both scenarios are equally terrifying.
>shudder at the image this poor janitor at the first airport must have witnessed
>spend the rest of my life terrified of Americans.

>>717823310
It's just some autist recording a video of Mafia 3 (the one with the nigger) while his mom yells at him to go to the bathroom cause the shit has alread half-left his asshole and she smells it

>>717822128
IIRC it used to be associated with prostitution so they refused to ever introduce it

>>717822471
He looks like a less fat jet neptune

>>717822471
He has that uncanny retard phenotype

>>717821540
In this country the toilet is the thing you shit on and the bath is the room which may contain the toilet, sink, shower, and bathtub.

I have no idea why airlines call it a lavatory

>>717823505
>shit on
Do Europeans REALLY???

>>717823424
Why does sam surround himself with literal retards?

>>717819953 (OP)
this is the enduring legacy of Mafia 3

captcha uhhh sort of related?

>>717823727
wtf does wunderbahbox mean

>>717823565
Yes we shit while on the toilet, not while in it.
Is this strange?

>>717823715
That video probably pushed more copies of M3 than anything else.

None of you fucking loser retards will ever bust my crust

>>717822143
I'm German and if I have to poop I announce loud and clear to everyone:
>"Ich geh scheissen"