>>509578540
I love when Christians pull the "metaphorical" card.
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son". "Only" here is metaphorical. God is actually a huge man-whore and knocked up at least 70 women throughout history. He just gave Jesus cheat codes because Ole J was his favorite. So "only" is in reference to God's only kid who he gave super powers to.
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>>22901594
I love when Christians pull the "metaphorical" card.
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son". "Only" here is metaphorical. God is actually a huge man-whore and knocked up at least 70 women throughout history. He just gave Jesus cheat codes because Ole J was his favorite. So "only" is in reference to God's only kid who he gave super powers to.
I love when Christians pull the "metaphorical" card.
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son". "Only" here is metaphorical. God is actually a huge man-whore and knocked up at least 70 women throughout history. He just gave Jesus cheat codes because Ole J was his favorite. So "only" is in reference to God's only kid who he gave super powers to.