Thread 22901587 - /bant/ [Archived: 532 hours ago]

Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 4:53:14 PM No.22901587
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For Christians just what the fuck exactly did they mean by this? And why aren't you currently sawing your cock off for Christ?
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 4:55:07 PM No.22901588
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>>22901587 (OP)
Because I wouldn't be able to pic related
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 4:56:43 PM No.22901589
>>22901587 (OP)
>seething
Jews (OP) rape children.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 4:58:20 PM No.22901590
>>22901588
Wow lol
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:01:43 PM No.22901591
>>22901587 (OP)
some were born, some were slaves, and some didn't have sex for the rest of their lives in the cause of god. pretty simple really.
it's a little different in islam tho.
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:02:38 PM No.22901592
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>>22901591
muslims did it when they couldn't get a girlfriend
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:08:02 PM No.22901593
It means dont work unless your dick is made of gold
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:08:28 PM No.22901594
>>22901587 (OP)
some were born not attracted to women
others decided to become celibate for the sake of god
he's referring to monks, that's all
"eunuch" here is metaphorical
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:14:01 PM No.22901595
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>>22901594
I love when Christians pull the "metaphorical" card.

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son". "Only" here is metaphorical. God is actually a huge man-whore and knocked up at least 70 women throughout history. He just gave Jesus cheat codes because Ole J was his favorite. So "only" is in reference to God's only kid who he gave super powers to.
Anonymous Canada
7/5/2025, 5:15:50 PM No.22901596
Every genetic atrocity is OK because Jesus.

Apparently.
Anonymous Russian Federation
7/5/2025, 5:17:31 PM No.22901597
>>22901587 (OP)
christianity is the only thing standing between you and the kikes. wouldn't you sacrifice your flesh to defeat their evil?
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Anonymous Pakistan
7/5/2025, 5:17:40 PM No.22901598
>>22901592
When did any Muslim castrate themselves? Abu hurairah was married and had a daughter lmao
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:19:37 PM No.22901599
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>>22901598
I know silly right? that's your prophet tho.
you keep forgetting these are your books, not mine
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 5:20:04 PM No.22901600
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>>22901597
Are you sure?
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:21:28 PM No.22901601
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I hate christcucks so much itโ€™s unreal
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:21:48 PM No.22901602
>>22901600
>is from the jews
kek did you forget jesus was born in judea?
when will all the dawah videos teach you something useful?
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:21:53 PM No.22901603
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>>22901587 (OP)
>For Christians just what the fuck exactly did they mean by this?
I think he was talking to you, OP.

>And why aren't you currently sawing your cock off for Christ?
Because I into nuance and context.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:22:01 PM No.22901604
>>22901597
I've never met a real Christian. Just Darby cultists and their Scofield study bibles.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:22:17 PM No.22901605
>>22901589
>Jews (almost everyone in the bible) rape children.
Nice self own.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:25:41 PM No.22901606
>>22901587 (OP)
Basically the entire thing is that the Jews were chosen right? But it didnโ€™t do them a lick of good because of their hard and unrepentant hearts; God didnโ€™t choose them because theyโ€™re swell, God chose them to make an example out of.
Eunuchs get invited in for the same reason gentiles do; eunuchs were initially forbidden from the temple (again to make an example) and a thousand years later, the Jews think theyโ€™re righteous because they keep eunuchs out of the temple when the eunuchs believe more than the Jews do. it pisses them off and makes them jealous that โ€œtheirโ€ rightful inheritance is going people who deserve it better.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:31:00 PM No.22901607
Wake up idiot!
Youre sucking a dick!
>youre welcome
Anonymous Pakistan
7/5/2025, 5:32:04 PM No.22901608
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>>22901599
Oh kek. Get got. Didn't your god literally die an incel?
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Anonymous ID: rWy35MfjUnited States
7/5/2025, 5:34:34 PM No.22901610
>>22901608
see, I knew we could come to an understanding.
mohammed didn't just contradict himself, by your own hadith, did he?
you didn't think that one thru, did ya?