So I get a call from Dana (What?)
Begging me to fight Aljo in Chyna (What?)
He asks me to make 145 (What?)
I go to Shanghai (What?)
Order one shrimp lo mein (What?)
Two shrimp lo mein (What?)
Three shrimp lo mein (What?)
Duck sauce (What?)
Shu mai (What?)
Moo goo gai pan (What?)
And to wash it down some local water so I get dysentery (WHAT?)
Show the commission these 13 inch pythons and get the catchweight booked cause Bumtega says so! (WHAT!?!?!)