Thread 150353444

>hot model
>she has tattoos

Khamzat is so scared of this man he went back to his hotel and played DOTA after the win, afraid of letting Haramzat come out to play

dogshit thread

Khazmat should be sent to the gulag

KILL KHAMZAT SHITBASTARD

>>150353444 (OP)
she's so hot and pretty

onlyfans.com/brunabrasilmma

What's the middlingly attractive lesbian doing in Gyna

I'm team japan on this one, hopefully he heems and doesn't disappoint like that other animal, I can't even say his name

>what's the danger
>what's the scary
>??
>cause daddy is coming

Road to UFC is on
ONE is on

TRUTH NUKE

TRUTH NUKE

Don't have time 2 watch this ufc crap i have to watch porn

>>150353509
i'd knock this bitch out

heeem stoppy

>135er accepting a 155 fight on short notice
why would you do this

>>150353524
Anything good?

I was told in /box/ apparently there's a jeet under my flag talking shit. is he still here?

>>150353544
ortega is pre heemed

>>150353444 (OP)
>long live palestine
uhh based?

Kaiwen finna avenge nanking here
>>150353546
You the loser who posted the ugly bitch?

>>150353509
Why are mudslimes like this but when gazans get minced to meat in the hundreds of thousands they pretend that nothing is happening?

>>150353444 (OP)
Hole up is she a lezzer

lmao the crowd got so butthurt when they thought he grabbed the fence

>>150353570
What ugly bitch? I'm just looking for the jeet shit talker so I can set up a meeting place. moron.

go suck a dick jarrpi, this doesn't concern you.

>>150353572
the rumors are true, Ortega is a walker now

>>150353579
it's performative

Peak UFC. The whole video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSur0yPcuA

Zatdaddy is real

make AI video Ortega scary rot zombie eat Sterling blood explosion

>>150353552
>>150353572
>be a big body
>pretend to have issues cutting
>your small body opponent agrees to higher weight limit
>even though he already did his cut
Ortega will win.

>>150353591
>asked about Islam
lmao Islam tells these women to shut the fuck up and do what the men say. Which women unironically want.

kek it's so quiet in Shanghai now

kaiwen? more like BYEwen lol

>>150353584
Alright but as you were then

Zatdaddy is real

>>150353623
pretty much this. imagine calling another grown ass man daddy

>>150353623
Bulgarian culture is fascinating

Is khamzat Muslim?

>>150353646
Heematoma

>>150353469
You know what for once you're right. This thread is a disgrace.

What would you do if Shi Ming was your doctor?

>>150353667
change doctor

>>150353667
Complain about a pain inside my urethra

>usman has wins over former MW champ sean strickland and current MW champ hazmat chimaev
Just how freaking good was he?

>>150353667
Walk away because I don't believe in traditional chinese medicine

>>150353686
Colby vindicated.

hows my nigga ortega doing

>>150353711
fat

>>150353711
he's retarded now

What race is Saeteurn?

What's this walkout sounds hella gay

Why are there no good Filipino UFC fighters but only in ONE? You'd think the land of Manny Pacquaio has loads of MMA superstars.

What's this walkout sounds hella based

>>150353728
Saturn is the sixth planet named after the roman god Saturn, god of agriculture

>>150353649
Thank you

>god of agriculture
Hello ari welcome to the thread

>>150353667
Heem her minge

>>150353737
It's because no one in ONE is good enough.

>chemical engineering
this dood building bombs

>>150353781
Or cooking drugs

heem sleepy

HEEM SLEEPY

kek they didn't let the Mongorian have his flag

Stop watching ONE right now

Imagine paying for a Fight Pass

anybody got link for road to ufc? much appreciated if you do, all my usual spots there's nothing

>>150353821
check the last thread

>>150353821
Yeah, I do

>>150353821
I have a Fight Pass

>>150353824
thanks brudder

DONT
HOLD
BACK

>>150353444 (OP)
What a dumb cunt. Imagine Chris Cybord just cracking her right in the jaw. That would be an orgasmic visual treat.

How about I just pay a crackhead to just do it

>>150353869
I lost my virginity the same way

>>150353860
>ok, anon, now seethe for no reason

>>150353821
Seconding this. The link in the previous thread is dead

Welp, cameras are broken, better cancel the last fight and Shi Ming can stay unheemed

>>150353869
>>150353874

>>150353821
UFC fight pass is cheap and you also get access to Schaub's fights in HD

>>150353677
That doesn't sound like something to mess with. Have you been to a doctor?

So happy that my genital pain has fone

>>150353881
viprow

>>150353508
wtf isnt sheeming already signed? i could have sworn she was on a card or dwcs

>>150353881
you sure? worked fine for me

>>150353805
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK!

>>150353874

>>150353895
She was on a card last year but that was also under Road to UFC

>>150353895
Ari is cloning fighters

>>150353874
Niiice, show us the hag. How did it
play out?

>>150353444 (OP)
Long live Israel

Shi unironically looks like my wife if she didn't have big tits.

Nice production Dana

>>150353889
I was talking about punching Serena in the face, no ozzing her cream on my ding a ling. Stop wishing bad things on us

The Great Firewall got their feed to the outside world.

>>150353895
This fight counts as an official ufc fight

Wait, she's not Asian. She's just kinda squinting her eyes

They are actually going to show the fight on the big screen because the cameras cage side ae broken. Reminder they just got a 7.7 billion dollar deal.

Are they going to show the rest of the fights of blud's iPhone from the nosebleeds? 7.7 billy deal

>>150353939
>>150353940
Netflix bots btw

it's still insane to me that no one in that band beat the fuck out of axl at any point

>Shi Ming is playing the KSI celebration song
Yeah shes gonna win fuck this Fighting Nerd Bruna Brasil girl

Shi Minge chads...

all these years her parents just thought her boyfriend was beating her

So exhausted with Brian Ortega's bullshit I'm gonna turn him into that pizza spic gore image that gets posted here sometimes. You know the one.

imagine getting sheemed and then attended to by your same opponent

Bruna Brasil sounds like a Brazzers porn star

I reckon Marc Goddard's got a monster hog

>>150353952
Didn't Tommy Hilfiger almost one time

Please dont make her cry.

comeback? yea, id cum on her back

damn marc lookin peachy

sheeming is gonna get sheemed

sheeming unironically has sheeming power

>>150353989
Turn your monitor on faggot!

oi bruv bird is mink

Bruno Brasiw built like O'Malley

>sheems you then heals you
shes just like sakura

The fight pass stream keeps crashing

unranked heavyweight and unranked strawweight are virtually identical

It's not badass or edgy, but I don't know brian ortega. If he dies in the cage from a beating stemming from a horrific weight cut? It will be the greatest night of mma i've seen. A good fight is cool, somebody literally dying would be insane to watch. The live fallout and damage control would be completely enthralling

Sheeming tested positive for deer penis and rhino horn

>>150354022
Never pay brazza, never pay.

her arms are too short to secure a single leg

I fucked Serena with my cock

>>150354029
All me btw

theres something very chinese about sheemings strikes

>>150354028
he's fighting Sterling though
don't get your hopes up

I bet she tastes lovely

wait if sheeming sheems, is it a ko or a doctor stoppage?

>>150354028
I have sought the wisdom of higher powers which have divined for me clairvoyance enough to say there is a VERY strong probability T City wraps his car around a telephone pole after his fight tomorrow. He will most likely be pronounced dead on arrival, slow ride back to the morgue.

I'm late but did Sheeming really walk out to Guile's theme? That's based. Too bad there's not an Atomweight division for her, she'd probably be top 10 if so

>she got dog in her
heh

Confucius say when shi ming sheem it docta stoppage

>>150354055
Why the fuck are you trying to rev him?

>>150353948
Redpill me on Netflix bots, are they heemable

this is the first time i will be actively watching a wmma fight in probably years
don't fucking let me down. please

>>150354063
Everything is when you H.E.E.M.

Bruna is absolute dogshit

How is Bruna a Fighting Nerd

>have major reach disadvantage
>back off from opponent when they're against the cage
elite human capital

Im Heem.

I've noticed a lot of chinese people have long torsos

>>150354073
She handles all the rimjobs for The Fighting Nerds.

>>150354073
How is she brazilian with that flat lifeless arse

Bruna's ass looking like a pensioners when pressed against that fence. A dirty diaper if you will. And NOT in a jiggly arse granny way.

>>150354081
Short penis though, truly being asian is the worst of both worlds. Kwab.

>>150354091
also no hips

Literally taking time each and every day to thank God for not making me Chinese.

>>150353444 (OP)
sex pitts

The exact moment he starts getting revved I'm fucking leaving. Fuck all that.

UFC White House 1 will flop. Less than 5 million viewers on CBS.

her arms are simply too short

>>150354119
why are you so retarded

God I hate this brummie cunt

>>150354123
UFC has no draws that could headline an America themed event. No one's tuning in for Covington or Strickland.

never seen stricter policing of toes in cage

keep your day job

29-28 brazil

Good, I thought it was 5 rounds.

Well that was disappointing.

my clitty cage is heating up

wow what a surprise women can't fight

>>150353444 (OP)
what are palestine's stance on gay and promisiocus women?

>>150354134
>UFC has no draws
Kody Steele
Patchy Mix
Aaron Pico

30-27 is a bit harsh

I don't know why the UFC didn't give her someone easier. They always set up fighters with star potential to lose.

You can make the shittiest gimmick imaginable and the UFC will pay off judges for you.

Bodied that Chinese freak!

What an annoying voice

>>150354147
Probably better than Amy Schumer's

>>150354134
Israel Adesanya

>>150354167
yeah I muted that shit fast

>sheeming didn't sheem
can't have shit in this gay sport

I could beat these bitches what the hell.......

>>150354167
its the adrenaline

double translator set up is weird
my tired brain half expected bruna brasil to respond in chinese

Imagine Bruna Brasil vs Topuria. 5 rounds in the sphere

>do you want to call someone out?
what a dumb question. As if this bum can pick her fights

See you all in a bit over a sleep for poohfc

I think Bruna Brasil is cute

back to ONE

It's sheemover

>>150354197
Nobody and I do mean nobody gives a fuck what you think you ugly freak, kys!

>>150354197
why do you think that?

>>150354207
Factual and valid bodying of that freak.

Mei shen me... Shi Ming disgrace her parents

>>150354213
Her little smile at the camera in the nerd glasses melted my heart

>>150354217
gay

>>150354217
damn bro, this might be love. You should go find her

>>150354222
liking women isn't gay, anon

>>150354229
Only if you like her boob and or ass. Liking someone because they smile is gau as shit

>>150354227
No, she's still a jungle monkey who porbably has a blown out pussy, but she isn't too hard on the eyes. That's all

>>150354229
you can like them in a homo way
if you liked getting fucked in the butthole by women then you gay nigga

Rampage Jackson is so gross with his son

>>150354240
What the hell....
Do all women blow their pussy out like this?

I want to fuck Jeff Molina in a heterosexual way

where the frick can i rewatch road to ufc

>>150354251
They do, they really really do. All women are whores sadly.

>>150354251
Idk, but I imagine most wmma fighters get passed around their gym

>>150354242
What if you like getting buttfucked by big hairy Muslim daddies?
Asking for a friend

>>150354251
They can pay to get it fixed but most are too poor

>>150354266
Wax your asshole

>>150354260
>>150354262
>>150354279
this is too fucked up for me, I'll stick to tranny porn

Realistically, what is Dicked Down Pussy's path back to the belt?
There isn't one. He is done

It was crazy how he immediately went into the gang signs with a passion that would be hard to match, quite scary. Rampage didn't bat an eyelid thought, you know he's an animal ready for whatever

>>150354306
What are you talmbout

>>150354306
Yeah

>>150354258
Pay for that shit man, paramount+. No hand outs around here, got to pay for that shit man.
If you want it they've got it, purchase it

Luke Thomas is a murderer

>>150354311
When rampage ran into those gang members last week

reveal to me this Rampage video right now!

>>150354315
Are you taking the piss? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

>>150354335
https://youtube.com/shorts/bA-s-Gk9DlE?si=NccVzYmczECf8U5W

>>150354326
Ah yeah that

I just saw the video, very shocking

who can take the belt from him?

truth nuke by t-wood

>>150354346
those little ones are the type to walk across the street before shooting at you

>>150354366
yea! And el cucuy smokes topouria!

>>150354337
No *hides my piss tank*

>>150354366
I can see Tony Ferguson prime beating all the current world champions with little effort

>1 more week until Salt Papi decimates this can
MMA sisters... I don't know if I can take another humiliation ritual...

>>150354386
when he notices the camera and decides to take the spotlight, that's sad, makes me sad

Tony by old man strength

>>150354366
Stun gun Kim zeems JDM stiff

>>150354350
Kay Hansen 10 inch dildo public car masturbation?

Turdny sisters...

>>150354371
You sure? The feeble cunts are worst ones you've got to watch out for a lot of the time, they're quick to use a weapon and don't need to walk about from the bigger man when you can hide behind that

>>150354453
shit on this video all you want, but goggins helped tony reverse his loss streak

>>150354306
We dont call black people animals anymore.

Carlos Prates to host meet and greet at comet ping pong

Khazmat should be shot directly at 3I/atlas

>>150354511
I've said for awhile now that the fighting nerds are actually a front for drug and child trafficking, wo do you think jean silva is such a helwani lover

>>150354490
Well I do, deal with it Kübrat, going to dig up a racial term for you too. Be worried

Khamzat would beat prime LHW Jones very easily.

>>150354538
Khamzat couldn't even beat Tito

Just finished building a computer out of pinecones and dirt so I could edit and share this video with you lads.

>>150354453
Deadbeat Dad Goggins

Khamzat lay and prayed and was still exhausted by round 5

That video is called "Kay Hansen Public Outdoor Car Solo BBC 10 inch dildo before the gym" btw

>he was a navy seal, and he's BLACK!
wow so impressive bet he can do a lot of push ups

>>150354554
I drained all his yummy seed. I’m a naughty piggy!

>>150354559
>>150354547
>doesnt even put it in her ass

>>150354559
I don't give a fuck

>>150354547
Imagine missing out on a parking spot because of this

>>150354542
prime Tito kills Khamzat I duly note

it's not outdoor if you're inside a car

Fuck You Khabib

>>150353570
Finna seethe?

>>150353509
Give Usman 6 months to bulk and train and he puts that rat in a bodybag once again.

>>150354147
on par with about 60% of the usa

>>150354607
The car is outdoors so it counts
I'm sitting in my bedroom outdoors rn

Planning on being this locked in at 8am to watch those brutal parlays come in

>>150354613
I'm naked under my clothes.

Kay. Fucking. Hansen. Respekt.

I'm the diamond in the dirt.

>>150354591
>>150354547

>>150354542
You might as well do the Vocaroo.The dust has settled

Some Mandarin terms to learn ahead of UFC Shanghai that you will hear:
>Ni Hao = Hello
>Xie Xie ne = Thank you
>Gan Ta = hit him
>Jia you = lets fucking go
>Da quan = punch him
>Ti = kick
>Bao tui = take him down
>Guànjūn fànr = champ shit only
Expect Zhang Mingyang to heem Johnny Walker tomorrow

>>150353878
What's the problem? I don't have to like her

>>150354703
Really good quality post. Wouldn't expect anything less from an Irishman

>>150354714
You don't have to do anything b that's why y'seethe is worthy of ridicule. Food for thought!

the ufc killer

>>150354763
based

Khamzat's mom and dad both have white skin, so why is he brown?

>>150354750
>wearing shades to picture day

>>150354741
Right, you know I'm allowed to be angry, I know it too, so leave me be

>>150354775
a woman destroyed by his son coming out

Here's a shitpost to keep yo' dancin'
With a crime record like Kay Hansen

>>150354798
her. I mean shit it's not like she looks like a woman anyway she has basically the same mountain fucker face

>>150354775
His mum is swarthy she just lives in Russia not the UAE

>>150354799
GOOD SHIT PAL

>>150353444 (OP)
>gays for Palesti-
DIE PIGGY

>>150354840
every time this video shows up I get scared

T-City Wartega by KO

Chael. Jeans. Tight.

Brian Ortega has demanded a new catchweight as he has gained 20 more pounds since the weigh-in

.

I gave Brian Ortega a pack of Taki Fuegos and he ate the lot

>>150353572
what a drama bitch man this is just sad

Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do

show yo wife nigguh.

Brian Ortega is on his way to the octagon in a mobility scooter, entrance music is quiet storm

Brain Ortega.

Bo.
Fucking.
Nickal.

please answer this question honestly
how many bings?

she aaron on my pico till I keem

Cumrag wife

>>150354925
This picture radiates pure evil

>>150353775
UFC has such a toxic pre-bout culture full of trash talk and insults compared to the more wholesome image ONE markets itself as having.

>>150354965
Your Muslim shithole radiates shite

khamzat fucking sucks dude, hes a fag and he is sick all the time

>>150354967
*tips fedora*

I know freaking judo

Brian Ortega has eaten his corner

>>150354925
The girl in the green crop top activates my almonds.

The thing about me is I stand on business. If I were a UFC champ I'd be fighting every month. I would be in fighting shape year-round. These fighters nowadays are soft. I wish I could work 2 times a year and get paid millions.

Chael walked by me in painted on jeans
And told me Bo Nickal was a prodigy
As he continued, he mispronounced brazza's names, yeah
And then he explained how to fit in Kevin Lee

Sonnen, Chael P
His hairy arms envelop me
And our hearts, they beat as one
No more love on the run

>>150355010
You think I give a fuck about your almonds, you Mexican piece of shit? Fuck you

>>150355033
OH, OH SONNEN

LET ME TELL YA BOUT MCGREGOR'S COCK

>>150355033
>>150355062
These aren’t funny

>>150355052
There’s no need to be upset.

How many prime 16 year old Swedish virgins did Zatdaddy deflower? I reckon he has at least 100 bastards back in Sweden.

>>150353544
he knows daner hates his guts and is waiting for any excuse to cut him

It goes like this the gane bo nick
The kody steele and abus magomed
The aaron picoing hallelujah

>>150355083
16? she looks at least 35

Nigger

OH, BABY, WEIGHTS ONE TWO THREE

I WEIGH DOWN MY COCK HONESTLY

>>150353444 (OP)
Same but Fuck Palestine.

>>150355101
Chat, is this real?

>>150355078
A true American warrior

Bo Nickal got raped by RDR.

>>150355101
Wtf man
I just asked you the time

>>150355072
Don't let me catch you talking about this sort of shit again. I'll never forgive you

Bo needs to adopt a nickname like "The Comeback Kid" or "The Phoenix"

>>150355089
He is 1W-2L in his last fights, taking a fight essentially 2 divisions up against another top guy isn't ensuring he won't get cut when he loses.

>>150355145
Bo should adopt two African kids and name them shit like Hap and Ace

>probably received the smallest fight kit available
>it's still baggy wear for her
Damn she smol

I just heemed a Dookie Kyle in the prelims

Let's keep it respectful, fellas

>>150355171
Just imagine them kissing

>>150353444 (OP)
What's happening in JMMA? Are the last few Rizins worth watching in the background while I work?
I'm completely out of the loop with MMA these days.

NO TALKING

whats wrong white boys??

too frail??

too STUPID to compete?????

>>150355191
Yuck!

>>150355211
Isn't this guy a Moslem?

>>150355195
It feels tougher to get into the individual fighters but their presentation (especially for the big events) is still pretty amazing. Definitely worth a watch.

>whats wrong white boys??

>too frail??

>too STUPID to compete?????

>>150353509
Who the fuck is Firas Zahabi?

>>150355211
A big strong athletic body AND the superior chinese intellect, that's just unfair.

>>150355223
He’s Taiwanese.

>>150355231
He's the guy that happened to be in the room while GSP was on his run.

Zhang has survived 20 escalator events in his life, he's unstoppable

>>150355211
zhang is white nigga

>>150355231
brother of ranked canadian fighter Aiman Zahabi, think he has a podcast or something.

uh oh the white boys are stomping their feet and screeching

>be white boy
>get heemed by superior yellow MAN
like clockwork

>>be white boy
>>get heemed by superior yellow MAN
>like clockwork

okay we geeet it you post on discord together

Still no Asian male champions

A toast

A toast to the china heem

>>150355101
Uhh.. Cool it buddy.

>A toast

>A toast to the china heem

>>150355309
zhatdaddy is asian

How did that indian perform on the last DWCS?

>>150355309
SOON

>>150355338
Story win, but was heemed stiff I'm afraid.

chinese fighters do a side kick i dont see other people do
i mean its a fine kick, i think zhang weili actually finished a fight with it

>>150355309
check again

what was the game plan?

>>150355349
You’re afraid?

>>150355355
Is it a side kick or a fine kick? Make up your mind pal. *crowd bursts out in laughter*

ZHANG GONNA BANG JOHNNY WALKER BUM FILL WITH HOT EGG ROLL BLAST OF HOT MUSTARD POWER

>>150355364
Murphy slipping on a banana peel

petr yan is chinese

>>150355364
Walk forward, chin high, speak stoically.

>>150355101
Grok is this real?

>>150355364
Tanking that shit (he failed)

>>150355364
Get fucking knockout like a bellator tick

>>150355388
Yang has lost to every real nigga he’s ever fought (Merab, Aljo)

>>150353444 (OP)
beautiful woman

>>150354147
with their current struggles, i don't think they'd be too worried about that

>>150355309
>Merab
>Ilia
>Khamzat
>Ank
hmm..

Harambib sure loves his Kvass

>>150355309
Joshua van man

>>150355428
root beer isnt alcoholic, neither is normal kvass

>>150355421
Not Asian

>>150355428
>>150355438
fat drunk

>>150355457
wtf how did you know

>>150355451
gotta specify if you mean ching chong Asia or not.

Justin Gaethje is literally me.

Imagine having to wrestle with some hedgehog looking manlet leader of a nothing nation and let him go over because he rules your sorry pathetic life. Sorry Khamzat, you might have dominated a fat stupid saffer but you are still a BUM

>>150355231
canadian national

>>150354147
No idea but it's probably based

it's only haram if you can get drunk from it

>>150355475
Oh big man thinks he would go around suplexing heads of state fuck outta here jabroni

>>150355428
is kvass even alcoholic?

>>150355468
Justing Aethje

Justin Gay

>>150355494
Why not is why I ask? Imagine if he did suplex Rammen Kadyrcum right through the grass and dirt snapping his SPINE ZONE? He could be the leader now and give them a better life

Wtf is wrong with scandis? The most autistic posters on this site.

Form me, personally? It’s gotta be brandy “Dagestan”.

They call me fat niggasaurus
My skin overly porous

>>150355546
I'd like to try this but I've never seen it sold anywhere

Yeah scandis are so fucking autistic. Fuck em

>>150355540
He would simply be shot by the people already vying for that position.

>>150355545
You be talking all that bullshit while you got a pussy built up up in there

>>150355546
soon, most people in the caucuses are gonna be ethnic russian

>>150355558
I understand but sometimes I want to imagine Diego Sanchez grabbing a blessed crystal and healing the earth from an eco disaster, these things happen in mma and styles make fights

>>150355546
>form me
look at this fucking retard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>150355591
what the hell is wrong with you b

Macy Barber would never shit on me, she loves me too much

oh you shittin nigguh

>>150355560
Get a fucking job

>>150355499
It has a microscopic amount of alcohol
It's legally considered non-alcoholic in my country

>>150355629
Lets run it lets run it then bitch lets do somebout it then boy ass bitch

>>150355656
Been a long time fan of Strickland but sometimes he just needs to keep his mouth shut.

>>150355656
based
stricklard probably be fucking ladyboys on the low

Whatever you may think about Conor, you can't deny that Khabib took a SHIT on the back of that bus

>>150355680
Or getting fucked by if he's anything like me

>>150355656
I wonder what I would think of Strickland if he didn't have social media and media interviews
Our general view of athletes has changed a lot in the internet age

>>150355656
Strickgaped been jerkin it to buck angel again

>>150355694
that's deep as fuck bro

>>150355656
he ain't wrong, I came earlier to FTM trannies

>>150355710
Surprising no one!

>>150355656
>this is the faggot brainlets were championing a year ago
Grim

Lol, shitty Whitoids seething.

Slavs, Mongols and East Asians rape your shitty kind.

>>150355721
Hey pal u got sumthin to say to me?

>>150355752
You lost buddy?

>>150355752
What about slavgols?

>>150355756
Yeah, let me tell you this: how you doing, man?

>>150355768
Yeah not good, I'm addicted to porn. How about u?

>>150355756
He wanna put you in full nelson

>>150355752
I am very scared by this current predicament I must truthfully admit

>>150355752
>tp
>tf
Brutal

>>150355788
I myself am not addicted porn.

>>150355793
You addicted to porn dude?

I can stop anytime I want. I stopped last night. I stopped at 2 am. I stopped after breakfast. It's not addiction.

to be totally honest, I don't wanna stop, I don't need to stop.
When I don't do it I feel bad, it's not poison, it's my medicine
Peace out

>>150355813
Hey man Im just stating facts

>>150355656
strickland 100% has had a dick in his ass

>>150355837
is bro in rehab for porn addiction

>>150355844
In that regard, you and him are more alike than different.

>>150355656
how do niggas let trannies take up so much space in their head

>>150355844
>>150355901
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150355752
bruh

>>150355837
Wow
Backshots or a good career?

when does ufc start tomorrow europe time?

>>150355656
Strickland is 100% a homosexual. How many times did you see him with a girl? He even does the homo mustache not to mention his 180 on his femboy long hair looks to the constant masculine insecurity now.

>>150355903
they open they mouth

>>150355919
Uh 9 am

>>150355916
what does this even mean
>>150355880
no i'm just contemplating my life choices

>>150355920
You posts just don’t hit the same without a funny animal attached to them. Respectfully.

>>150355966
What do you mean?

>>150355966
hi

Kadyrov's son boxing some poor kid (brutal boxing). Original video was like 50MB so I had to do 95% compression

Manuel fucked mighty mouse in his prime

Ortega is Hwite
Aljo is BLACK
Need I say whom my money is on?

I think I will sit down some time in the future and make a list about everything Sean Strickland considers to be "gay"

>>150356095
ortega a messican nigga meng, south cali baby from the projects

>>150356105
When?

>>150356078
post video

>>150356029
Funny how khamzat has to keep his mouth shut or the kadyrov cucktin lukashenka triumvirate will toss him out of a window like his mentor he was reppin some chechen wrestler

>>150356133
Idk. Once I enter drunken flow state?

>>150356115
some messicans are hwite
think on canelo b

>>150356172
Alright, godspeed

So I get a call from Dana (What?)
Begging me to fight Aljo in Chyna (What?)
He asks me to make 145 (What?)
I go to Shanghai (What?)
Order one shrimp lo mein (What?)
Two shrimp lo mein (What?)
Three shrimp lo mein (What?)
Duck sauce (What?)
Shu mai (What?)
Moo goo gai pan (What?)
And to wash it down some local water so I get dysentery (WHAT?)
Show the commission these 13 inch pythons and get the catchweight booked cause Bumtega says so! (WHAT!?!?!)

>>150356105
Legendary German humour.

>>150356151
i found another video of kadyrov showing his son's shooting skills to putin and the son is sooo fat it's like watching those ridiculous videos of fat americans are shooting range (lovr handles clearly visible despite the clothes).
Kid sucks ass at shooting too
Basically kadyrov is Aladeen from Dictator

>>150353444 (OP)
AND

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Johnny Walker is gonna make a comeback

Johnny Walkers gonna make a cum on his back

>>150356310
Kadyrov is the stooges son who sold out chechens to cucktin now they are forever rulers of chechens to humiliate and oppress them as a reminder of the war they lost.
Kwabzat hates khashit and boobacars because as his nation was getting levelled other muslims nearby watched with dicks in their hands.
Same with georgia this is why chimaev and topuria teamed up against cuckachev and kwabib.

Johnny Walking is Walking ommm

Kay Hansen passed on Harvard for this

bigbrains on /heem/

>>150356457
Tony graduated

>>150356029
lmao dude use ezgif, it has a video compressor. you should retain the same resolution when compressing

do you think Kai Asakura thinks less of himself now?
you could tell he thought he was hot shit in the fight, darting around landing combinations and trying to look slick

fuck that guy

>>150356863
He's Japanese. He has probably thought about suicide.

>>150356882
imagine if he sudokus on instagram live

>>150356897
or wordle

>>150356200
Guess I will keep it to his x account for now so I can probably post something soon.

>>150356863
>>150356882
>>150356897
>>150356835
are you samefaggin?

I only really masturbate to asian girls with big boobs. Thought you should know that.

>>150356940
no

>>150356957
>with big boobs
Get a load of this cuck!

>>150356957
i like asian girls with nice legs

Tried watching WWE but couldn't get into it. it's not for people like me.

>>150357035
>>150357035
It's a bit more academic than UFC. That's why I stick to UFC.

Fins wank in the corner while Makwans creampie their women

>>150356969
Why kay didnt use a remote ?

Are we saying it was a mistake for me to put money on Westin Wilson and Johnny Walker and Austen Hubbard?

>>150355656
he wanted to rape Holland as well btw.

mma has been brewing for a while

>>150357149
>InnerG
>Hubbard vs Kody Steele Sr
>Demolidor vs Slim Daukaus
That undercard actually ain't too bad

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>>150357356
>>150357356
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>>150357390
>>150357390
>>150357390
y nuevo