>>96401298

>back to Mass Effect lizard dude
>Nothing happened much, the Dragonborn alien decided to present one of the catcher researchers [They call them the bucket hated folks]
>after releasing the researcher, he asked what happened, the researchers complained why pacifist alien become hostile,he try marked him for safety missrolled and the researchers nearly gots eaten alive

>back slime girl
>player decide that their character is too autistic and walks off
>WTF
Decide to rip off Monty Python
> she the Messiah and they start to follow her to promise lands

>Quick cut to Mass Effect Lizard
>Report has come that the lizard tribe has beagn invading our lands
>Mass Effect alien try to communicate with them to not attack
>Fails Rolls
>They think that he is trying to tell to wage a Holy War against the lizard tribe and genocide them off the face the map

>Cut back to the Slime Girl
>As the lizard alien begins setting up defenses for their holy land ,an army of Dragonborn alien shows up and start attacking.
>All out war begins.
>Slime girl try to stop them from fighting
[Fails]
>they start murdering each other even harder as one sides now see the other as having satanic god on their side, while the other ruthlessly tried to defend their holy land
>she try again and fire her gun into between them two group
>saids she just does that and ask for there to be no roll, tell her to roll anyways
[Success]
>twist knife/monkey paw
>they stop fighting now see both the mass effect alien and slime alien as twin god , brother and sister send to aid them
>As it is their command to commit murder and wide out the the bucket hated folks [the researchers] who steal their land and are true evils.
>As this is happening the communist robot with researchers in a jeet drive near the battlefields to ask what is happening