Here is how a non retard would make a roster:
Garen and Darius as the Ken/Ryu
Swain for the zoner sociopaths
Yasuo for the 12 year olds
Ekko and Jinx for the shitty frenchtoon tumblrites
Kai'Sa for the slant eyes
Braum for the bara faggots
Aatrox for the edgelords
Tristana/Lulu for the pedophiles

this is keeping it in the PALTRY 10 chars only that it is releasing with

>>149542263
>how can I argue that the president wasn't seething about being made fun of..
>hmm.. I'm always imagining transitioning, I'll just insert that fantasy into the argument!
kek