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I would do this, but janny deletes my posts and bans me when I criticize Apple products, so at this point I am inclined to acquire the smallest possible MacBook, refer to it as a MaidBook, and see if I can make it useful somehow. The machine is made from aluminum. I could stickerblast it so it is completely covered in maids, and then use an xacto knife to cut the stickers off around the shiny Apple logo on the back.
Do they have any devices that still have the rainbow Apple? I like that more than the chrome one. The chrome one looks like a hood ornament.
If I do this, I will also post a lot of MaidBook threads and make art for it so that nobody can ever post about Apple products again without most of the posts becoming MaidBook enthusiasm and discussions about running compilers on the MaidBook to make advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. I don't actually care that iOS is spyware, because all the computer is for is producing things I would release to Public Domain anyways. Tim Cook can spy alpha copies of my programming language. I don't care.
The only problem is that the form factor is not very nice and the machine is too bulky, plus the hardware is underpowered, so it feels like a worst of all worlds scenario.
>tl;dr: Suggest MaidBook candidates.