>>150467119
Buddy I can decode all these metaphors instantly, do you think they bother me?

I know this will bother all of you despite any denial: life is a fucking buffet of people internally restrained from being like me, to me. You have two choices: swallow your pride and let me help you and let me be less like Homestuck team member ipgd’s fav Equius, or I will go back to getting the biggest erections anyone’s ever had all fucking day, I am invincible, but I want to try being normal.