I need to cum, unfortunately I don't have a foids face to empty my balls onto. Every drop of cum that doesn't end up on a womans face is wasted.

I hate a lot of things about Australia and a lot of our bullshit laws, but the one famous Australian law I do defend is our gun control. I know it's not a popular opinion, but it's good that Australia requires a person to have a valid reason to own a firearm; such as being a hunter, farmer, collector, etc. Guns shouldn't be instantly available to the majority of the civilian population. The average person is too dumb and lazy to handle the responsibility of gun ownership/