>>718371446
>driving drunk around my neighborhood at 4 PM
>have to pee
>can't find an easy spot to go take a piss because there are school busses dropping kids off everywhere
>finally can't take it anymore
>run into some foresty part of a suburb with trees everywhere
>start peeing
>about 5 seconds later hear something behind me
>there's a kid on his bike fucking filming me
>zip up my pants and start towards the path he's on, trying to maintain composure
>kid freaks out a little, tries to make an excuse for standing there
>"UHHHH EXCUSE ME SIR, IS IT OK TO COME THROUGH HERE?!!"
>"don't see why not," is all i say before i walk out of there
>mfw there's a random kid in my neighborhood who has a clip of me pissing outside while i'm very intoxicated