Thread 718370894

/v/ acts like they're the only dudes on the planet that haven't shit themselves while gaming cmon weve all done it

>>718370894 (OP)
>cmon weve all done it
Not yet

>>718370894 (OP)
This is some old hat shit(lol) OP. You're old. Or really behind the times. Don't let that stop you if you're having fun though. If you aint' enjoying yourself what's the point after all?

>>718370924
fpbp. OP go to the bathroom and take a shit

I've done it multiple times when drunk. The fart just didn't come out right.

The last time I shit myself was when I was 13 years old and was sick. I sneezed and shit myself at the same time, it was wet too. Was probably the most unpleasant thing that's ever happened to me

>>718370943
Zoomerkun please, adults are talking (about shitting themselves)

>>718370894 (OP)
Only because I intended to fart and then a shart came out instead.

>>718370894 (OP)
>Make one simple little mistake
>Everyone makes fun of you forever
1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual.

nuh yeh

why does he make those weird noises like
>not yet ehhuhh....

>>718371549
he makes retard noises cause hes a retard

>>718370894 (OP)
Perhaps I did, perhaps I did...
But the moment that happened, you know what I did? I went to the bathroom and took a shit.

>>718371446
>driving drunk around my neighborhood at 4 PM
>have to pee
>can't find an easy spot to go take a piss because there are school busses dropping kids off everywhere
>finally can't take it anymore
>run into some foresty part of a suburb with trees everywhere
>start peeing
>about 5 seconds later hear something behind me
>there's a kid on his bike fucking filming me
>zip up my pants and start towards the path he's on, trying to maintain composure
>kid freaks out a little, tries to make an excuse for standing there
>"UHHHH EXCUSE ME SIR, IS IT OK TO COME THROUGH HERE?!!"
>"don't see why not," is all i say before i walk out of there
>mfw there's a random kid in my neighborhood who has a clip of me pissing outside while i'm very intoxicated

>>718371740
That was you? Kek.

>>718371921
DELETE IT OR ILL HAVE YOU BENT

I shit myself like 2-3 times max through childhood after being toilet trained, now as an adult I gamble on a fart and lose twice a year.

>>718371379
This happened to me and I will never trust a fart again. Strangely can't remember what game I was playing at the time.

Didn't this kid shit himself so bad recently he quit streaming? Did he ever come back?

>>718370894 (OP)
Should I go now ?

>>718372901
He still streams https://www.youtube.com/@creeperman905

>>718372901
idk but here's a clip of him audibly gooning to fanfiction being read in obama's voice
https://www.youtube.com/live/-vjLi-v-jGc?t=9905s

>>718370894 (OP)
You sound like a Smash player.

>>718370894 (OP)
I pissed myself while playing Donkey Kong 64. My sister still makes fun of me over it 25 years later.

>>718371740
>Amgrt off work years ago during the day
>Smoke a cigarette behind the dumpster area
>Suddenly horrible pain and need to piss
>Whip out my dick and start pissing
>Two women walk by behind me and say "we caught you! Hahaha! And at work too." L
>Can't say anything back because shame

>>718372753
>i hate everybody
>blacks would kill a man for something as menial as this
the censorship only made blacks look more irrational and violent.

I shat myself in the class when I was 5 because I was too shy to raise my hand and completely blocked that memory until my mom reminded me last year

>>718370894 (OP)
I really don't need to know about your confessions, OP.

>>718370924
fpbp

does it count if I had awful diarrhea and the next anal expulsion came too fast to make it to the toilet? didn't just sit there and let it happen thoughie, I simply lacked the speed to make it to the shitter.

>>718372054
I have literally never shit myself in my life. How does that even happen?

>>718370924
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW

>>718377524
Amnesia

>>718370894 (OP)
Literally or figuratively?

>>718377524
I shit myself once, when I had dysentery and went for a walk. I was in the middle of a public street, so it's not like I could've just squat down in the bushes or something. It was a calculated choice to shit in my pants, really

>>718370924
eh what the heh

>>718370894 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x8ZtT7193s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhhnQDG9dO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwRpEYDRMSI

>>718374028
Holy shit

>>718370894 (OP)
>cmon weve all done it
not yet

I did when i was playing gemcraft on kongregate when I was like 11 years old. I don't think I've come close since then

>>718370894 (OP)
i went on vacation with my family for a couple of weeks and i never shat once, not once. For reference before that i used to shit like 5 times in a day and it was always violent. Once i got home i took literally the longest snake shit i've ever seen. Didn't know i was a shy shitter

I've shit myself about half a dozen times or more while gaming and it was always while playing Runescape. Not from not wanting to leave so much as cracking what I thought was a fart and mudding my boxers. I've had a few closes calls in my life but genuinely only got bad rng while playing Runescape.

>>718374028
skimming through his vods, dude makes the most ungodly noises
https://youtu.be/jqzbBWDiw5M?t=2024

>>718370894 (OP)
>go to thread about video games
>it's just about anons shitting and farting themselves

The only time i've shat myself was after chugging ~68oz of water after not having any for the entire day in the heat and then I felt a "fart" coming that I let happen.

>>718384142
>a couple of weeks
i didn't think that was possible until i googled it 20 seconds ago, what the fuck

>>718387163
I know OP was being a funny troll but the responses...

>>718387163
It's those goddamn farts man, its not like you're dropping a fat load in your pants, but there's nothing worse than just thinking you have a toot to pass and you feel that squelch.
Nothing will make you stand up faster in your life.

There is no excuse for pissing yourself though, that's just being gross.

>>718387516
i'm skinny as fuck and it made me look like i had a gut. The relief of coming home then shitting for nearly 30 minutes and sweating was euphoric. Top 5 shits of all time for sure. The shit snake filled the toilet bowl above the water for reference

>>718387835
>There is no excuse for pissing yourself though, that's just being gross.
I felt the urge to piss myself outside in winter cold, hoping it would warm me up.

>>718387835
Why did you have to drag Bakura into this?

>>718384142
>i used to shit like 5 times in a day
that's not normal
you should see a doctor

Only time I shit myself as an adult was when I was liftan and consumed 1l of milk a day. Luckily it was on campus and my dorm was right next to it so I could clean up right away
Fun way to find out I developed lactose intolerance

>>718389312
i don't see doctors, i usually ignore issues until they i can't but now it's fixed. I remember losing feeling in my left foot and i just learned to walk while dragging it instead of going to a doctor until it randomly went away (we have free healthcare here i'm just lazy and retarded)

Only time I've ever shit myself was on a road trip.
>Have a stomach bug where your shit essentially turns liquid.
>Throwing up on top of it.
>Driving, next rest stop in almost 100 miles.
It was fucking horrible, I tried my best, sneezed, and caked my fucking pants with diarrhea. Couldn't wash all of it off until the hotel that night. I wanted to die 10x more than I already did.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>718387627
go away newfag