My dads a pastor for a southern mega church. He has barged in multiple times throughout my life asking me when I'll join the ministry or get a job (he wants me preach and eventually take his place). I just continue arguing with people on discord and drinking. The congregation of the church literally fuels my hedonistic life style by giving money to the church. Fuck, they bought me car and hoped it would motivate me. I'm 29.

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>my autistic head canon where Darth Vader fully realized the entire potential of the force becoming quasi god like and deciding to live a new life on earth at his physical prime being a teleporting douche