Thread 717860615

What are some intense conversations you've had with your parents while playing vidya? Like youre just chilling and your dad comes into your room and starts talking about life then gets progressively angrier at you.

>CP on the PC screen
Please kys immediately

My dads a pastor for a southern mega church. He has barged in multiple times throughout my life asking me when I'll join the ministry or get a job (he wants me preach and eventually take his place). I just continue arguing with people on discord and drinking. The congregation of the church literally fuels my hedonistic life style by giving money to the church. Fuck, they bought me car and hoped it would motivate me. I'm 29.

my dad died a year or two after I was born and my mom knows that if she distrubs me while I'm gaming then I will freak out and break shit

>>717861056
My dad respected my privacy way more than my mother. Probably because he gets more upset than anyone if you walk into his bedroom unannounced.
I massively regret teaching my baby boomer dad how to use the internet.

>>717860971
Old 4chan could have found this kid in 10 minutes based off the veritable treasure trove of info he just shared.

I was playing Warhammer: Age of Reckoning when I told my mom I was bi, and she just said "ok". Then when my little sister for whatever reason decided to say the same thing right after that, my mom told her that if she ever brings home a nigger, she'll disown her.

>>717861315
>mom I'll suck a nigger's dick
>ok faggot lol
>me too!
>nah bitch I'll kill you
buh buh buh based

>>717861298
Yeah bro there's only *checks notes*

50,000 pastors of mega churches in the Southern United States.

>>717861315
Give the old gal a good hug and a kiss.

>>717861469
I don't like blacks, just femboys.

>>717860615 (OP)
Source on that pic of Lois?

>>717861592
>finds the exact physical location of a flag placed in a featureless, windowless white room somewhere on earth using only a photo from inside the room
Welcome

>>717860615 (OP)
My parents learned to respect my privacy a lot more after 'that' incident.

>>717860717
You tried

>>717861298
If you're giving money to a church you can pretty much guess stuff like this is happening, pastors talk about their personal lives a lot and they're pretty open about them spending a lot of money some really expensive shit.

You'd think they'd hide it but they'll just casually talk about things that only rich people do.

>>717861902
>he didnt go to his dads office and cum all over the table base and legs (platform in the center) for 3 months before his dad just happened to notice something and finds the cum siege Ive been maintaining against his work desk
Its weird too because he was a real bastard and normally youd be beyond fucked for something not even comparably bad and vile, he actually wiped it all off himself with windex and paper towels while he admonished me for "spilling my seed" or some nonsense.
No joke this was the spring after his vaunted "100 dates in 100 days" Summer, where he yes went on over 100 dates, many late nights of MW and Oblivion were had because Dad was off having some particularly long date nights.

>>717861885
...as well as a bunch of meta-knowledge about who might have placed it.

>>717861946
Hey its just a spitball of absolute bottom of the barrel bait, worth a little fling for the odd biter.

>>717860717
You know you could be over 18 and live in your parents home right? You're a perfect example.

>>717860717
why are anti's so weird

>>717862347
>anti
>not a gatekeeper
Because I just hate you pedos that much yes thats correct as you can see.

>>717861298
unless that fag posts bread on hood i will just assume he made it up

>>717861946
He is right though. On the screen is Cartoon Pornography

>>717862443
what exactly are you supposedly 'gatekeeping'?

>>717862530
You're talking to an autistic retard, Anon.

>>717862490
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Completely missed that angle lol, not getting to eat anything but zoomers and alphoids is tanking my wit.

>>717862656
I know, his replies are my entertainment

>>717862530
>ooh oooh i think i got something im so clever
Never
Trolling behavior on /v/, why let someone else dictate the course

>>717862250
I want to believe you but I have a hard time figuring out why you'd beat off against a table leg for 3 months, and how your dad took 3 months to wonder why his office reeked of cum. Just stretches credulity a smidge

I'm almost 40 and thinking back I don't remember ever having a genuine serious conversation with my parents and now they're both dead.

>>717862736
incoherent schizobabble
try again

This is now Dianas thread.

>>717862443
What proof do you have the sooner in the picture is under 18 you stupid retard. Maybe it hits to close to home?

>>717862781
I was ejaculating onto it from chair height you retard, in case you cant figure out the next part its because the only internet connected PC was there and I was looking at porn on it.
There was good airflow in a central location, not everyone lives like trash.

>>717860615 (OP)
>lois griffin
fucking normgroid

>>717862965
>not everyone lives like trash.

>>717862804
>please get baited into suggesting you possess something you dont because I want to feel like a super sleuth and gotcha on the internet over your obvious consensual shitpost that isnt exactly a revelation of my internet search history
>an incoherent schizobabble of what?
It is attempting to communicate

>>717863063
Fuck you I didnt eat yet today

>>717860615 (OP)
It was back in 2005, My grandma told me I was throwing my life playing vidya and that my dad has already been working 2 jobs and been a combat military vet at my age, told me I was fucking disappointment. i just kept ignoring her and told her to get me another slushie and gas station from 7/11

>>717860615 (OP)
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3479542&tags=lois_griffin+video+

>>717863118
>still replying
>still sperging
>>717862656
see what I mean? pure entertainment. could be a bot but I don't care

>playing Kingdom hearts 1 in my room
>Be 14-15
>Mom walks in to grab laundry
>Looks at the screen
>Is that micky mouse?
>Parents look at me weird during dinner

>Be like 25 or something
>New smash ultimate comes out
>Living in a house with my brother
>Parents come by the visit/stay for a week
>Playing with bro
>Pick Isabella cause I like the landmines
>Mom sees my character
>"So do you play with any girls?"

>Be 30+
>Brother has longtime girlfriend
>Both refuse to have kids
>Mom now passive aggressively tells people constantly that she'll never have grandkids

I lowkey hate seeing my parents cause even through I'm working a good job I'm still a failure compared to my deadbeat cousins on welfare because we don't have kids. Like it eats me up inside knowing that my parents think I'm a fucking loser.

>>717860615 (OP)
>most intense conversation with my mum
trying to explain her that I can't pause that multiplayer game
>most intense conversation with my big brother
I was playing Bayonetta and he came into the room during the intro cutscene, he burst out laughing and asked me when am I getting a girlfriend.

>>717861694
You're a porn addict.

>>717861315
Based.

>playing Jet Set Radio Future
>dad comes in and sits down, which was already odd since he doesn't give a shit about games
>makes some small talk but mostly sits there quietly
>after a few minutes he tells me he and mum are getting divorced
>DA BA DOO BAP DA BA DA DOO BAP THAT'S JUST PLAIN POPPYCOCK

>>717861315
based.
she understands the true form of masculinity.

>>717860615 (OP)
I think you are lying because you only see Mickey Mouse at the very end and just barely.

>>717860717
BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES

>>717860971
This post makes me want to die just to roll in my grave.