>>149970266
>Be Alan, mid butt-scratch.
>Be Alan, contemplating the prospect of finally getting to touch a woman, since not even your mother wanted to hug you

You are now Alan, mid butt-scratch.
While you wait for the GAME to install you are introspecting.
Of what, some may ask?
Of the VOLUPTUOUS BREASTS of his childhood friend.
Yes... those monsters have tormented him for MANY YEARS.
Finally, he'll get his way.
Just have to play this stupid game with her first.

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