The Assblaster 3000 (5CMC)
Legendary Artifact

The Assblaster 3000 is considered a legal target of any source, except equip abilities
If The Assblaster 3000 gets targeted, choose an opponent at random. Select the chosen opponent or a creature they control. They are the new target.
Any effects from a source targeting The Assblaster 3000 applies and is transferred to the next target.