>Ruling Slavic empire
>Get some event where a hot brown amazonian chick from Sri Lanka or someplace travels to my court and asks to marry my second son
>Say yes because who doesn't want some exotic poon and he's only the second anyway so I don't have to worry about brown heirs
>Has a couple kids, including a male heir
>Give him the kingdoms of Sorbia and Bohemia to chill in
>Life should be good, spend his days having feasts and fucking his amazon wife
>Instead, the second he gets power he imprisons and executes his only son
>wtf man
>Take back his lands and exile him
>He gets sick and dies like a month later
>My spymaster decides on his own to murder the brown wife shortly after
Middle children, am I right?