Thread 212737569

Royalty edition

shaggers fuck off

Genuinely cannot fathom the mindset of royalists.

regret my degree wish I went into a stem career instead of humanities, seems like there's more room for growth and travel in STEM fields

Genuinely cannot fathom the mindset of sex havers

>>212737466
just realised I've never wanted to a teacher. funny that

>>212737542
girls that age typically just don't want a guy their own age. 14-18 is the typical school bf-gf stuff. After that girls want someone older

Wonder if age frauding works on the apps

I'm 27 and could probably get away with 24 but I'm scared I'd get found out somehow
I'd need to keep up with a web of lies
Would be so awkward

If you can't shag buy a slag

>>212737634
dont lie about your age as a man. that is a woman's concern.

>>212737569 (OP)
I think George will step aside and Charlotte will become queen. he doesn't have the makings of a varsity monarch

>>212737634
alot of these women have profiles that say they are 21yo but then their profile description says it was an app error, curious

>>212737622
sounds heaven mate
brexit has been a dying shame. wish there were more lovely european girls in this country. could always just try get a visa to live in prague or budapest or somewhere with lots of international expats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk

>>212737615
I'm not mad about them but they're a better English institution than parliament

>>212737665
I agree, he will accept that we've always thrived under Queens and give it up to be himself

>>212737670
kek ive noticed that
v weird

>>212737622
>>212737457
I feel that women's standards have increased a lot and they have more options available to them.
As I said, I was 5/10, average height, build etc.
I'm glad I got to have some fun in my early to mid twenties anyway.

literally just turn yourself gay
its not hard

my queen

>>212737725
corrr

>>212737640
This but it should be pictures of jews celebrating

starting to get the urge to say "thank you" to ai when it answers my questions

>>212737752
right pack it in

>>212737712
going for men with burst fades and French crops isn't a standard

>>212737772
My head.

>>212737679
I used to meet European girls (au pairs) on a site called meetup. There were absolutely loads of them between 2010 and 2015. I would just message them directly and ask if they wanted to go for a drink.
I recently had a look on meetup again after many years, and there were no European girls on there anymore and I mean none. The dedicated groups for au pairs that once had thousands of members are gone too.
Now there are only blacks and Indians on that site.

the massive rise in inceldom is a ticking time bomb

>>212737725
>>212737752
MODS BAN THESE NONCES

>>212737698
oooh a bit of lord mountbatten that is

>>212737725
God i wish i was a fence

>>212737772
People who thank their phone but not the escalator are going to die screaming. You need to be kind to the working class robots...

>>212737799
being an incel means not existing after a generation so literally the opposite of that

me to all the toil freaks

>>212737835
Might just lean on the edge and see how far I can get before I fall

>>212737789
id shag her up the arse bong brother

>>212737839
404.

>>212737790
been to a few meetups and depending on the city it's either just indians or if it's a whiter city like liverpool it's 80% just spergy blokes and the women are mostly spergy munters or fat

everything's gone to shit socially hasn't it. I went to uni in 2016 and got to experience maybe 3-4 years of good vibes and carefree shagging before it went downhill

only valid excuses for being a virgin in this day and age is either
>being a neet
>live at home with family (i dont blame girls for not wanted to shag at rorkes mum's house in his smelly dungeon room)

thats all

cant sleep
too hot

I'm trapped in a closet with Emma Watson and she's letting off pungent stink bombs lads. Someone call the fire department and also a gastroenterologist.

Also in the late 00s and early 10s, I met quite a few salt of the earth type cickney girls. They were the same age as me or a few years younger. Some of them even met me without seeing a picture of me first and we had sex when we met.

>>212737832
oh right so males will stop being born?

>>212737870
same, brother

debicki sounds like "little retards" in russian

>>212737897
Oh it's you again...
*peels your pajama bottoms down and licks*
Off tae bed now

>>212737902
forgot to mention, this was during teenspot chat and msn days. the glory days

>>212737919
Why the fuck aren't you on the front line killing 'Ukrainians'?

The Fartologist

>>212737893
I'm a skilless NEET, working wagie jobs doesn't help, maybe if I had a career job

>>212737908
yes because incels dont procreate
if you have good genetics then being an incel is not in the cards
not hard to understand is it

>>212737917
gad dam the body on her, love that pale skin tone that brishers have it's so lovely

>>212737897
blankets initially draw heat away from the body.
either turn it over, or put one on

>>212737893
I'm not really interested in having sex with most women though

>>212737928
um?

>>212737961
i sleep in the nude

>>212737893
ktim on both accounts

>>212737919
do russian women like pickles?

>>212737974
I'll um you're bum missus, doesn't have to make sense I'm horny!

>>212737974
put a blanket on to draw heat away from the body

>>212737949
ugly women will procreate
women want the top 20% regardless of what the average is
inceldom will increase to incredible levels

>>212737966
nobody has sex with most women. I'd say it's impossible to have sex with most women

cant lose me virginity
5'11 and 6 inch willy
its over

I remember in 2010 I went to meet a girl I met online in Plaistow where she lived. She was a proper Cockney girl who lived at home. I went to her house and we had sex in her living room. I still remember seeing a copy of The Sun newspaper on the coffee table.

>>212738035
Cool.

>>212738032
I mean I could if I wanted to but I'm past caring

>>212738029
>women want the top 20% regardless of what the average is
meanwhile this lad >>212737966

Haha?

Business idea: Carribean cruise company where you sail on a pirate ship and attack and plunder other cruise ships with pensioners on-board.

90% of male mammals are incels

>I still got something to give
>Though it hurts sometimes
>I'm gonna get up and live
>Until the day that I die
>I swear to God, I'll survive

Lewis Capaldi really cooked with this one

Might have an "imagination wank"
Enjoy imagining all sorts, me

I am Russian you fuck !

>>212738126
hope we have thought police soon

>>212738087
luv it and need the boomers gone

Suddenly fairly drunk

>>212738125
Mental how fucking SHIT he is

wasted my life cos i didnt shag by 20
25 even
fucked it for good

>>212738087
was on a cruise once
saw someone get his sholes stolen while we were docking in the bahamas

feel like i'm on the verge of mental collapse

>>212738151
ktim

>>212738151
I don't think so, it's not the end of the world, I'm 28 and don't feel that

Ficker XD

Powerful wanks were had today

On another occasion in 2011, I went to meet an 18yo girl from twoo or netlog in Shooters Hill and stayed the night in her council flat.

>>212738166
if you're aware of this then you're nowhere close

i'm an orange waiting to be peeled

#

>>212738189
Shut up you twat

>>212738189
i'm poised above the abyss of insanity
won't take much to push me in

>>212738195
*crushes you to get all the juice out*

>>212738181
what's your secret?

>>212738178
wish i didnt care but i do
i should probably just be grateful i have my health and a decent loving family

wtf is a labubu

dogberg

Pathetic...

*goes mental and dies*

>>212738225
dunno but arsenal just bid £50m for him

>>212738225
A collectible, like back in your day when pokemon cards were dope

Es gibt keinen sen..

get the labubus, jellycats, and funko-pops collected

>>212738216
Just edging all day. Constant porn input. Makes brain go haywire over and over again

>>212738215
*gets citric acid in your eye*

manifesto idea - a sexy american girl for every englishman FREE on the nhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6PwbDxSjkQ

I have 0 connections, haven't spoken to anyone in months. after years of this I think I'm mentally ill

had a shower at 9pm and i already stink

Russian.

gf told me she'd phone to get picked up after her night out but her phone is going straight to voicemail. Am I overreacting?

wish there was a clear road map to fixing my life. instead I have to waste time doing things that aren't working and probably just making my life even worse

>>212738286
quite fit but so annoying

>>212738312
no, you've been cuckolded by a superior man

>>212738324
ktim

>>212738283
>Orange
>Citric
That's a lemon you fucking mong.

>>212738148
only decent thing he's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-UP5UPGXR8

>>212738225
gimmickberg got a new toyberg to sell to the tranbergs

>>212738333
this triggered memories of the smell of the NYC subway

>>212738337
so true

>>212738305
she's getting old

well?

>>212738324
Ktim, life's on a downward spiral and don't know where to begin fixing it

tfw no Leicester gf

>>212738035
you're bill gates complaining that he has no money

I am Russian.

>>212738337
Why didn't the artist include babies and children on the left?

>>212738367
Lemme guess, is it support for Palestine?

>>212738324
grow up
>>212738344
grow up
>>212738368
grow up

bill gates £50 note

>>212738291
Genuinely sad m8. Hope your luck changes

>>212738345
orange is a citrus fruit you incredibly ignoramus

Toilberg wants me to finish the big projectberg this weekberg and I don't think I can do itberg

>>212738370
How do you know about Leicester?

>>212738035
Mental how I was gifted with an extremely large fucking willy but also the personality and looks of dog shit so I'll never get to use it

>>212738374
10-15 years ago i'd been okay
but gen z girls are just too tall and dont see 5'11 as anything but subpar (that accentuated by tiktoks of below 6' foot ick)
also porn brainrotted gen z girls will laugh at my willy

>>212738391
sex arse?

>>212738368
ktim my life's also on a downward spiral and don't know where to begin fixing it either

I had sex in Regents Park with a 20-year-old British au pair on a summer's night in 2011. We met in Hammersmith, but ended up going to Regents Park and sneaking in through a gap in the fence.
I did the same thing on Firework's Night 2010 with the 16-year-old schoolgirl I mentioned, but that was in a different part of the park.
I shagged the au pair on the grass in this flower garden.
Now, whenever I pass through there, I think of that time.

>>212738291
Target the addictive juices, the addictive juices will kill you in any way they can even though they originally were there to make sure you ate enough strawberries at the strawberry joint you know what I'm saying because your metabolism might be different than others because you've got a big fucking huge head like a freak big eared big headed freak maybe

i have known for a decade that the first and only essential step to fixing my life is stopping drinking but i cant do it

>>212738453
Seen some massive chebs in there in the recent days

the heat is horrific

Dexter?

>>212738402
My toilberg assigns me projects with outrageously tight deadlines and when it looks like it won't be finished on time, tells me to come in at weekends to finish it. I'll usually finish them early into the weekend and will then usually get my to do some mundane tasks "since I'm already here"

Funny how every post in here becomes more amusing when you are drunk, no wonder the mongs are always on it

Nkunku collectables

I am Spider man the shitter you fuck !

Can't stand incel yanks cuz they read like spastics, but the rest are alri.
t. cody from New Lancashire

>>212738507
toilberg got you absolutely broken

>>212738437
im smaller than you and my dicks smaller than yours and i have shagged 14 women i think youre just a pussy tbqh

>>212738486
very humid yeah
got the ol tower fan out but each time i go to the bog im ...well, im bogged down,m you see? x

>>212738312
She's been raped and killed

Shoe on the kike..

>>212738467
How much do you drink generally? You can stop no matter what but if it's a TON you might need to consult a doctor apparently. But if it's not a ton you just have to be willing to let yourself feel like shit for a while.

>>212738524
bet its thick tho

that ana boulter would get it

Game out of this game..

>>212738522
If I stop I become homeless. Rather be shafted every now and then than sleep in a tent outside McDonalds

>>212738402
The -berg suffice is only supposed to be used on the giver of toil. To denote the toil being done, you use the -toil suffix.

Literally howling and wheezing at Chelsea lifting the Club World Cup trophy and Trump stays on the stage next to Reese James like he’s part of the team LMFAO, Cole Palmer in the background asking wtf he’s doing

Off to the petrol station, you lads want anything?

Fuck off Nigger !

>>212738291
nothing changes if nothing changes

I'm a zoomer and the biggest shagger I know is a 5'6 lad with long hair and "pretty" features
alt-girls used to be all over him when we'd go out

Also in Spring/Summer 2011, I met a 16-year-old girl from a teen site. First time we met near London Bridge and chatted and maybe kissed. She always wore very red lipstick.
From that point on we'd meet at Camden Town station and travel by bus to the entrance of Hampstead Heath. We found a secluded wooded embankment and there's where we'd go to have sex. We met up many times and always went to the same place.
In case it rained and we wanted something dry to sit on, we hid a plastic cover inside an old tree stump. I wonder if it's still there all these years later.

Feeling like shit sometimes is important and good for you. All of the romanticization and drink justification exists in persona space and not in being honest and a real nigga space. That's why it's a social drug, it's for mask wearing. That's also why black people don't drink much now that I'm thinking about it, they keep it real. We can too but we're so busy pretending and pretending in ways that are easily missed, not just fake professional polite ways like black people think. Commit a lot of crimes those guys, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, I am Russian.

>>212738595
A brown woman's backside

Mad how I've been tapping on the same few apps over and over again for the past hour like a monkey
I do this on the computer too, just check the same few websites over and over again in a loop
Brainberg is utterly enslaved

>>212738601
You forgot the comma, and also there should be no space between the final letter of the last word and your exclamation mark.

>>212738593
Not even the Qataris were this bad when they hosted the World Cup. Worst thing they did was make Messi wear that gay robe.

>>212738644
See>>212738601

>>212738579
shut the fuck up you ugly stinking twat

>>212738595
Couple of asian fuck bunnies for me ty

>>212738639
You can get that here

>>212738639
Not sure they stock them

>>212738644
So anyway.

>>212738644
Just discovered that the owner of this bot or proxy is French

>>212738595
yes please a lucozade

>>212738541
in yank terms half a fifth of vodka a night but nowhere in my post did i say i was going to quit. a famous yank physician once said a fifth of whiskey a day for 10 years will kill you so i still have some time. sobriety isnt worth the letters its written with

>>212738657
Learn to speak the language of your host community, you stupid paki.

>>212738595
I'll have some petrol lease bud

Cool.

>>212738675
The French are larping as e-gypsies now?

UNC’S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

>>212738693
the only thing you've ever hosted is an infestation headlice you filthy ratbag

just had a big messy wank and collapsed into a puddle of sweat and spunk on my bed

Ignore.

>>212738664
I can?

>>212738642
ktima

might not reply just to see what happens
48 laws of power and that

>>212738741
For sure.

>>212738688
Drank about that much for a while back in the day, you should consider not doing that. For me. It's me, gingernonce.

where tf do you find a clingy boywife in hull

I wish that's it..

Thank god its finally raining, I fucking hate heatwaves

>>212738688
No I'm not gingernonce, I don't want to even risk that terrible mistake. I wrote this post for you >>212738634, do you like it?

Russian.

>>212738787
come to falmouth

I'm smarter than almost everyone I know. so why is my life so fucking shit?

One of the last 'dates' I had in 2015 was also in Hampstead Heath. I had set it up there because of my good previous experiences there >>212738617 . It's very secluded and well hidden.
But this time was a little different and it wasn't a successful. The dating apps were getting harder and I felt sort of jaded.
Looking back, I fucked this one up.
She was 17 and I was near ten years older. She lived in a children's home.
I was kind of curt with her and after we found a spot and sat down on the grass, I asked her if she wanted to do something sexual. 'Like what?'. I replied 'Suck my dick'. She said no. For some reason I took it badly and wanted to leave, so I got up and we walked out of the forest.
I regret it because I know I should have played it more softly, but as I said I was already starting to feel bitter and jaded and just wanted to cut to the chase.

>>212738818
you should know if you're so smart

>>212738775
so all it took to become gn was drinking? how long did it take for you to lose it?

>>212738826
>>212738826
>>212738826
New!

>>212738816
swear you're meant to be sleeping

>>212738818
maybe you're a dickhead

>>212738838
too hot can't sleep wfh tomorrow anyway xx

>>212738816
ill come in yer foulmouth lad

COMBO BREAKER

A fifth of spirits is 700ml

Cool.

getting raped

ayo

Yeah.

>>212738886
Good lad

leftypol kicked winston churchill out as soon as world war 2 ended

>>212738897
aaaaayo

Getting vaped

M

>>212738897
>>212738919

>>212738917
brits were saying Hitler was right by '46 even. oofies

Just picked up some new zyns
I am a runt of a man

Sorry.

will therapy help me cope with being an ugly tiny cocked virgin freak

>>212738833
No swear to God I'm not gn, but I tapered off for about 5 years and only binged socially, had like 2-3 drinks a night during that stretch before quitting fully. But I was getting pretty loopy and losing touch with what actually had happened in my life and what I'd imagined or dreamed happened. Can see how DTs would work but never got that deep. Shakes though pretty much all of the time, drank in the morning most days as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg2Tjdu9sw0 [Embed]

>>212738973
Yes ask your GP for sissy hypno therapy

Hello.

laptop not doing well in this heat

Hitler, please don't invade Poland and start WW2. Just consolidate the lands you already have. Twenty million whites won't die and we might still have a indigenous European continent in 100 years' time.
Thank you.

>>212738992
Meanwhile my watercooled beast of a pc is purring along

>>212738998
He really was a massive twat

>>212738813
Not really. I don't wear a mask. I lie in my grim house drinking my grim drinks and numb my grim life. But I have had sex. I have relationships with women. I am just a failed man.

>>212738992
I fall asleep with my laptop on besides me in hopes it'll explode and kill me

Stay it, bitch lovely haha..

Would you guys consider dating a fresh-off-the-boat Indian woman? The chubby ones you see all over the place

>>212739025
will probably just give you bollock cancer an that

>>212739017
You might not know where your masks are at this point. Drinking sometimes is great, it's a nice steam valve, tasty, kept civilization running, but you and I shouldn't be drinking.

Got a massive juicy backside me and I'm not even gay

>>212739072
chance would be a fine thing

>>212738998
Germany raped west Poland while Russia raped east Poland. One of these countries went on to be your ally, while the other was declared your enemy, and bombed mercilessly by the RAF.

British post-war propaganda is illiterate illogical poop

>>212738770
I wish

>>212739091
Let's see it then

Looking at /tv/ for something to watch
they have nothing

Am on pip

>>212739098
Germany should have known better

>>212739073
you maybe shouldnt. my story is ending

I am Russian..

>>212739120
Germany won

is it based or nah

>>212739141
Looks like a burn victim where they've done a good job of slapping someone else's face on her

>>212739141
Ironbrain O'Connor drooling at this LOL

>>212739127
That's the drink talking. It's like a chore you probably don't even want to do but feel you have to and it also makes everything worse to do it.

Suicidalmong gracing us with his dulcet tones again is he?

>>212739157
why's my willy gone all hard

>>212739099
Maybe you’ll get one

my life is on a downward spiral

>>212739157
lmao

Paying respects to my Scythian ancestors.

I am Russian.

>>212739170
Christ I hope he does it sooner rather than later. Miserable cunt really knows how to spoil the party.

>>212739189
Interesting, maybe

>>212739197
Shagging a horse are you

I love rubbing my arse hole after a bath. It feels comforting. Occasionally I'll forget I had a post bath shit and get my fingers super shitty.

kiss me brots

>>212739221
yh

>>212739229
yeah mate me too. feels quite excellent. (not gay).

>>212739168
i want to do it but it's killing me. if i could drink forever i would. i would never sleep just drink

Do you guys ever watch Nostalgic Latino? I see his reels pop up sometimes.
I thought he must be an incel but in fact he has a gf.
He's like 43 though and probably only got a gf after becoming internet famous.

wow this thread is still up

>>212739237
Especially with talcum powder on there. Just glides over the hole.

>>212739218
Soon I hope

I am Russian...

Genuinely find anal play and sex so comforting.

>>212739166
hahahahaha truth brother
>>212739162
lmao i see it

sir isaac newton

I am Russian....

>>212739249
so's my erection xx

>>212738826
>>212738826

im a plittle goblin man im the British goblin laugh permamode, little goblin fella

fuck

Pass

>>212739276
Post hole

>>212739320
Timmy's future wife

>>212739261
Already in my thoughts

Well I am right here I am Russian.

Yeah let’s all go post in the foreigners thread posted early with a capital B in the subject before the thread even hits 300. Nice one lads. Top work as always.
Janny. Kill these retards.

>>212739384
Interesting, wonder if our thoughts are similar…

I am Russian..

>>212739511
Пpивeт

>>212739529
Пpивeт

>>212739276
>>212739357
stop being gay

sir jeffery epstein

>>212739547
Don’t recall him being knighted

>>212739476
Very possible

>>212739532
Я дyмaл ты бoт

aldi tranny talking to himself in russian

New
>>212737584
>>212737584
>>212737584

>>212739591
Извини.