Where in the actual fuck am I supposed to get laid? I'm gonna become a rapist at this point.

Go on soc, the girls are either in different states or it's a thousand threads of dudes showing off their dicks or gf's.

Go on a chat site and every SINGLE one is a hooker or trying to sell ped shit.

Go on a dating site and they want you to pay to talk to girls or your competing with jacked dudes and 8+ inch dicks. God help you if your average in any way.

So where in the actual fuck am I supposed to get laid? I got laid once a long time ago and it's driving me fricking crazy, my libido is in fucking overdrive for so long.

At this point, the only thing left is discord. I am so jealous of girls, they can just post online once and get laid. I hate this world, it's so unfair.

Y'all foids would kill yourselves if you went through half of what I have gone though. Fuck.

lol what a stupid gay thread for fags

I hate wojacks with a passion

>>719851162
mfw golf waifu

>>213760119
>The revival series isn't half bad either tbf.
I know it gets a lot of shit but that sequence where Mulder is high as a kite trying to talk to a dead terrorist is one of the funniest things they ever did.
>the werelizard episode
>Mfw he starts bullshitting about shagging Scully to Mulder

>>213620542
>You're saying your mother was academically inclined?
>More like horizontally reclined...