>Well Fox, do you want X-Files to reopen or not?

>>213740509 (OP)
Nanomachines

>undermines local law enforcement investigations
>gets into turf wars with rival alphabet agencies
>has his own basement office
>meal/accommodation/travel expenses comped by the government when some drunk redneck on the other side of the country thinks he saw bigfoot
Yeah I'm thinking based

As of right now, I'm reopening the sex files

>Mulder I need you to figure out why a dead hooker was found in my bed this morning
how did he get away with it

>>213740802
It was Mexicans

>>213740773

>>213740911

>>213740647
>constantly ignores hot sidekick desperately trying to conceive his children
>carries a taurus cause he knows guns are useless against aliens anyway
>knows there's an afterlife so he has no problem putting himself in life threatening situations
>knows more government secrets than the Clintons
turbo based

>>213740509 (OP)
DIE HAND DIE LIEBKOST

>>213740509 (OP)
bitches did and still go crazy over this scene. hes old, bald, wearing glasses, AND tighty whities but he's confident enough and well built enough that they go nuts

>>213740509 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213740509 (OP)
>Mulder is... being handled. By none other than his director. I arranged it. Skinner is very talented in making his people... obey. He has some very hard and long... means of procedure. *sucks the cigarette*.

>>213741279
Fuck off queer. This shit is spammed by putrid gay zoomers like you you deserve to be publicly executed.

>>213741279
He's fit with a good jawline — their reaction makes sense.

>>213740509 (OP)
I WILL OPEN CALL-CENTER FILES, MULDER!

>>213741378
Kill yourself faggot scum

>See this
>Still do not believe in any alien or paranormal shit

they are ngmi

>>213741418
>their
You're a faggot who's in to it. There are no middle aged women here.

>>213741398
bruh x files is from the 90s

>>213742964
>bruh
Island nigger.
Yeah the show is from the 90s. But that doesnt change the fact that disgusting gay zoomers spam this faggot shit in xfiles threads. All zoomer humour revolves around being a huge cock sucking faggot.

>>213740509 (OP)
Any shows that make the feds look like exciting sexy good-faith work is psyop

>>213741694
You don't understand how pronoun referential work; stick to ESL.

>>213743492
Ok?

>>213740647
>>213741119
How do I take the Mulder-pill?

>>213741279
he's also in a position of paternal authority

>>213743492
xfiles implies that the entire usg, aside from like three random career failures, are either ignorant collaborators or directly compromised

>>213743631
Watch the X-Cops episode for maximum immersion. Observe him. Become him.

>>213740647
>>213741119
God I wish I were Mulder

>>213741576
There's a rational scientific explanation

>>213744007
90s studs were so cool. Mulder. Agent Cooper.

>>213743492
ask me how i know you have not watched this show

>that episode where scully went all pms on mulder for no reason
What was that all about?

>>213744750
>that episode where some dude changes bodies with Mulder and tries to fuck scully immediately
Kino

>>213744902
That happened twice.

>>213741279
So many horny housewives creaming over Skinner on old forums and newsgroups. Zoomers have no clue.

God I wish I were Mulder

>>213743631

if you can get a government job, you're pretty much free to behave like a worthless moron on the taxpayer dime.

It's funny how upset a few anons get over this meme

>>213743492
It was the 90s, there was actual people who believed it back then. Nowadays a plot would be like
>"Our guys picked up a right wing terrorist saying gender dysphoria is not real in an internet chat room, he claims to be in contact with an Egyptian demon named kek"

>>213740647
>>213741119
>>213743631
>>213744049
Mulder and Indiana Jones are neck and neck for fictional characters who I would swap lives with in a heart beat.

>>213741378
>gentlemen. I gathered you here for a very important announcement....it would seem Mulder has escaped Skinner's sex dungeon!

>>213745411
But they're both borderline geniuses and you're a fucking retard.

>>213745411
I agree. I would add Dirk Pitt as well (essentially scuba diver indiana jones)

>>213743588
The issue you halfwit faggot is that its not their reaction, its discord tranny zoomers who spam this gay shit constantly.

>hum.. I'm not to sure about this new assignement director Skinner..are those elders protocols thinghy, really a priority?

>>213745482
Kill yourself faggot scum

>that episode where Scully goes on a date and she's almost instantly bored and it's implied that she realizes spending time with Mulder is more interesting than with basically any other man

>>213745505
When you inherit a fictional character's life you inherit their traits and aptitudes. Everyone knows that. But yeah, I'M the retard...

>>213743492
>almost all the FBI higher-ups are corrupted at best or actively partecipate in the conspiracy to handle the planet to the ayylmaos at worst
>in the first movie the FBI bombs a government building in a false flag attack that literally looks like the Oklahoma City bombing and then plants child porn to frame people who could expose them
Sure.

>>213745633
You said swap lives you reddit cock sucker. I've seen enough twilight zone and outer limits to know that it's still you in that other person's body, just like it was portrayed in the xfiles as well. You fucking retard.

>>213741576
Scully had to take that stance, for her own sanity and to function as a counterpart to Mulder. And her skepticism saved his ass more times than not.
Then they turned them around making agent Dogett the skeptic and Scully the conspiracy theorist which made no sense whatsoever.

>>213745144
>if you can get a government job, you're pretty much free to behave like a worthless moron on the taxpayer dime.
Mulder, I'm afraid that DOGE has decided to close the X-Files.

>>213745567
>Mulder, we've decided to open the J-Files.

>>213745771
Yeah the first movie actually got a little heat at the time because some people thought it was insensitive to recreate the OKC bombing just 3 years later.

>>213746301
Your sisters cunt gets a lot of heat when I walk in to the room.

>>213740509 (OP)
What was Skinner thinking? He knows Moulder is a sex addict.

It would have been better if there were like 5 different conspiracy organizations in the government all fighting each other that could also explain in universe what the government doesnt fucking do anything

>>213746676
Carter couldn't even handle writing the lore for one shadow organisation, never mind five.

>>213740647
The only thing he needed to do for that to become a zogbot and sell his soul to Israel

>seasons 1-6
gigakino
>seasons 7-11
steaming dogshit

What the fuck happened? Why did the lore get resolved with a complete wet fart of a nothingburger? Did the writers all develop brain tumors?

>>213746676
>Mg12 Alien invasion conspiracy
>demon worshippers
>pagan nature god cult
>transhumanism obsessed Fringe style guys
>lovecraft shit because why not

>>213741279
He also has a nice voice and an appealing character type - a stern but reasonable and fair authority figure.

>>213746894
I'm watching the show for the first time and I get the impression the writers are making shit up as they go along, which usually ends with them not knowing how to resolve everything in a satisfactory way

>>213747208
There was a definite ending but it was scrapped when Fox dumped several truckloads of cash onto the showrunner's lawn. So the show went into this idiotic tail spin of empty mystery boxes, unresolved loose ends, and rehashed arcs. The plan was to keep the show going indefinitely by replacing Mulder and Scully with fresh faces every once in a while. But that plan when down like shit flavored cough medicine. Eventually the cost of production was too high and the ratings too low so it was cancelled. Carter did his best to revive the show a few time but it never caught on again.

>>213745567
>looks up smoking man's early life

>>213746676
That's just real life

>>213745567
>"We caught up with Pileggi relaxing at his home, just outside of Burbank."

>>213741398
you fucking idiot. women even today still get wet over this guy. i was looking up episodes and found a review for this episode on some whore's blogsite and she and the other women were creaming over him

Was a long time since I watched it, but was the aliens masterplan to kill everyone with bees?

>>213750231
Zoomer faggot kill yourself

>>213740509 (OP)
Prices how much good hair matters

>>213750406
Speak English you nigger faggot.

>>213740509 (OP)
pure testosterone

One thing that I really enjoy about watching the X-files is the early '90s adult fashion. I don't think adults have ever dress more appealing in the history of mankind. Thanks for asking.

Im closing the sex files.
Effective immediately

>>213740509 (OP)
IRL Caius Cosades

>>213740509 (OP)
As of this moment—right now, this very second, at the present time, on this day, in this year, during this era, under these exact conditions, in this dimension and any adjacent ones, with all of you here as my witnesses, with God as my witness, with history as my judge, with the power vested in me by absolutely nobody, in accordance with the prophecy, in defiance of common sense, against all odds, despite better judgment, fueled only by caffeine and spite, in violation of several local ordinances, under penalty of law, in the name of the moon, for reasons I cannot fully disclose, in a manner both reckless and ill-advised, without hesitation, without reservation, without legal counsel, without parental supervision, in keeping with ancient tradition, in flagrant disregard of expert opinion, by divine right, by trial of combat, by decree of the high council, by accident, on purpose, in spirit if not in practice, through sheer force of will, and because frankly no one told me I couldn't... I'm reopening the X-Files.

>>213743631
It’s impossible today, sorry, the Mulder pill will make you live in an RB like max fennig

>>213749764
Absolutely SAAR

>>213740509 (OP)
I thought that was Scooby for a bit.

>>213750231
>>213741279
It's because by this point in the show, he's shown enough depth of character that you overlook the glaringly unattractive traits (bald, old) and actively seek out the attractive ones because you're already attracted to him as a person.
>>213746964

>>213751427
Pure faggot

>>213751788
Max had a comfy life outside his occasional epileptic seizure.
Travelling the country chasing UFOs yet his house is always nearby, investigating phenomena, following the latest in paranormal enthusiast subculture, befriending outcast glowies...

>>213751840
>its a faggot zoomer wants to suck off an old bald man episode.

>>213751770
guy loved his adverbial phrases

>>213751500
Adults still had standards back then. The "dress for comfort" revolution has been a disaster for the human race.

As of this hour, as of this briefing, as of this precise tick of the Bureau's clock, after years of depositions that led nowhere, after medical files thicker than the Washington phone book, after reports so redacted they may as well be blank, after being stonewalled by every alphabet agency in the country, after budget reviews that required armed escorts, after hearings where senators stared me in the face and swore they had never heard of bees, oil, or clones, after being summoned to basements where I was told to forget what I had just seen, after returning from field sites that logic itself rejects, after autopsies that violate every law of science, after explaining to auditors why our travel receipts include both funeral homes in Iowa and gulags in Siberia, after Mulder's miraculous survivals that border on theological, after Scully's abductions, recoveries, diagnoses, cures, and perfect Monday morning attendance record, after sitting across from men who vanish the second the lights go out, after cases involving parasites, shapeshifters, sewer creatures, phantom twins, and whatever the hell that thing was in the forest that ate half a search team, after chasing aircraft that leave no radar trace, after interrogating witnesses who swear their abductors spoke flawless Navajo, after decoding files written in languages older than civilization itself, after watching surveillance footage that should not exist and then being told it never did, with every clearance revoked, with every resource denied, with every warning issued, with my career hanging by a thread, with my blood pressure approaching levels that'd kill an ordinary man, with the Bureau demanding results, with oversight committees demanding my resignation, with my own agents demanding the truth, and with the certainty that if one more report crosses my desk describing a spacecraft photographed in broad daylight by a man named Earl in rural Montana my heart will rupture on the spot: I am reopening the X-Files.

>>213752050
Skinner... what the fuck are you talking about?

Favorite guest appearance?
For me probably Amanda Tapping as skinners sidepiece

>>213746676
When I was a kid I assumed that alien inflitrators and human collaborators got killed offscreen by random unrelated motw all the time and that's why the conspiracy shit still hadn't taken over the world.

>>213752936
Michael McKean as Area 51 glowie Morris Fletcher from the two-parter "Dreamland."
He was later brought back as the same character at the end of the first season of the Lone Gunmen spin-off. He was supposed to be a recurring villain but they didn't get a second season.

Also both the Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris episodes were really good

>>213740911
Motherfucker! Got me.

>Me when I see Skinner

>>213753129
a.i has gone too far

>>213745567
>hum Mulder.. This report.. I'm confused..When I asked you to investigate the spooks of Baltimore.. what did you understand exactly?

>>213751869
.. getting probed by ayylmaos...

>>213753114
Cranston never starred in X-Files

Thank you for astroturfing cranston name before the reboot of Malcolm, you could try to be less obvious tho

>>213756428
uh?

>>213756428
There's still time to delete this post.

>>213752936
Ed from Northern Exposure in the bank robbery Groundhog Day episode. Also Bruce Campbell in the reverse Rosmary's Baby.

>>213753129
Her knockers are way bigger than that

>>213756900

>>213752936
Tom Noonan in Paper Hearts.

>>213756915
Noonan is a kino machine.

As of this moment, i am reopening the KKK-Filex...

>>213740509 (OP)
It feels to me that this thread has subtle homo sexual references

>>213756939
I always found Mulders violent and abusive treatment of Krycek to be overtly sexual in nature.

>>213756939
>>213756988
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213752050
>that first episode of season 6 where their superiors grill them over the ridiculous events of the film

>>213756428
You are mentally unwell

>>213752936
Brad Dourif of course

If you HAD to have gay sex with one of the Lone Gunmen, which one would it be? Keep in mind CSM will be listening in.

>>213752936
Jesse Ventura.

Is there a bunch of spooky shit in the aliens world or is that just a human thing? Are the aliens aware theyre trying to conquer a cursed world?

>>213756769
How the fuck did he look so old back in a fucking 90s?

>>213751770
Kek

>>213757284
>Mulder didn’t say that it was Alex Trebek. It was just someone that looked incredibly like him.

>>213758196
Shut the fuck up retard

>>213752936

>>213753114
The Aaron Paul episode wasn't half bad either.

>>213759103
I KNOW
YOU KNOW

>>213759103
I forgot Jane Lynch was in that episode as well

>>213753114
I can't believe they wasted Tuco on one of the worst episodes

hahahahah fucking lol

>>213740509 (OP)
What if you added S and E to the X-Files. Then you'd have EX-S Files lol way too many files lmao

>>213759487
There's alot of sneaky ones like Ryan Reynolds

>>213759547
Actually, you would get Esx files, the british version.

>>213759556
Ugh, HATE him, wouldn't wanna date him.

>>213759103
>Realize I missed this
>Look up the episode
>It's from season 9

Yeah no wonder I missed it, I dropped out in season 8.

>>213740509 (OP)
Watching X-Files in full for the first time, currently at the first season. This shit is the bomb but I dislike how much of the phenomenas don't get a resolve/explanation by Mulder, he just lets them go. But that's just my autistic mind wanting to know every inch of it in depth

>>213756936
>>213752936
There's no reason these can't be Carter and Caldwell undercover.

>>213751770
He never said that

>>213759967
>X-Files theme plays

>>213759965
Recurring digits... This has to be them, Scully

>>213747208
>the writers are making shit up as they go along
I could be wrong but wasn't this standard practice back then? They were making over 20 episodes a year and didn't know how long the show was going to go for. Some episodes are even written by fans from what I read on wiki.

>>213759967
Must be the Mengele effect

>>213759881
The show is great, but you gotta give it some leeway for the format on that kind of stuff. The MotW episodes are the meat of the show and where most of the best episodes are anyway, don't get too hung up on the over arching plot, just enjoy the ride, at least until Mulder fucks off.
The revival series isn't half bad either tbf. It was worth bringing back just for the werelizard episode.

>>213746894
Season 8 is good, actually.

I'm watching it for the first time and I'm surprised at how goofy it gets. Some episodes are straight up self parodies. I like it but it was unexpected.

>>213760081
>I could be wrong but wasn't this standard practice back then?
Still is. Even something like Cobra Kai--which clearly had a sense of where it wanted to end--did a ton of vamping across its seasons because that's what happens when you're a hit that gets renewed.

Detailed planning is also often a death sentence for TV because of all the things that can impact production over time. Just look at parts of Babylon 5 despite how careful the planning was.

>>213760119
>The revival series isn't half bad either tbf.
I know it gets a lot of shit but that sequence where Mulder is high as a kite trying to talk to a dead terrorist is one of the funniest things they ever did.
>the werelizard episode
>Mfw he starts bullshitting about shagging Scully to Mulder

>>213760081
All it takes is one of the main actors suing Fox, moving away for them to write out a main character like what happened to Mulder in S7 making way for the T1000
Scully got pregnant irl during S2, so she was "abducted". She was looking very pregnant and they had to use clever camera angles to hide it.
Even the shot where the aliens "inflate her stomach" is just actually her pregnancy bulge

>pajeet episode
>pajeet midget hides in people's asses
It was a show ahead of its time.

Back again Mr Skinner?
You really thought your plan to disappear off page 10 was going to work?

>>213761873
As of right now, I'm reopening the X-Files thread.

>>213756428
genuinely embarrassed for you

>>213741159
marge?

>>213760084
This is the only complete episode of the reboot I caught on first airing. Lucky me that it was kino.

>>213761873
I liked the role reversal in Paper Clip where he's the vulnerable and desperate one and Skinner smugly owns his ass.

>>213757061
I just watched that episode last night. Such a kino episode and phenomenal acting.

>>213760150
I'm on a first-watching as well, and I get hat you are saying. My theory is that they simply had a lot of fun writing/producing the show and, like when anyone has a bit too much fun, they get a little silly.

>>213760150
>>213763376
The Darin Morgan episodes are absolute cinema

>>213744902
>>213744950
Literally me.

>>213741378
Fuck you glowie dad

>>213752936
Burt Reynolds as god.

>>213752936
Had no idea the sick girl in hell money was Lucy Liu

Unironically, how do you get the Skinner physique? Push ups and pull ups while staying somewhat lean?

>>213765539
Yes, but the first step is being born with a decently wide frame.

>>213765539
Probably, yah. Something like
>pushup, pullups, ab work circuit for 10 minutes
>running 20 min
repeat 5 days a week

>>213765539
Be born with broad shoulders and narrow hips. Also, be tall.

>>213765539
Seriously, 90s mens fashion was something else.

>>213756936

>>213740509 (OP)
>that time Wes Craven tried to make Skinner the new Freddy Kruger

>>213760421
>pan flute intensifies

>>213765473
More pan flute!

>>213740509 (OP)
>As of this moment I am officially reopening my butthole. Get to work, Agent Mulder.

>>213753129
wtf I thought only he could open and close the x files

>>213753129
which episode good man?

bunch of trolls in this thread pretending that skinner isn't a sexy piece of ass, fucking homos

>>213765539
He's blessed with naturally broad shoulders so he doesn't need to do shit. Just stay lean and toned no dedicated lifting routine needed.

>>213765709
Seriously, that sounds like a legit routine. Simple but effective.

>>213765539
Good back genetics.

>>213740509 (OP)
>As of right now, I'm reopening the Blades

>>213740509 (OP)
>Scully that alien is literally having sex with you right now
>Shut up mulder aliens aren't real

>tfw I'll never be Fox Mulder
I was not prepared for this trial

As of this moment i am reopening the Moth Man files

As of this moment, I am reopening the Mama Files

>>213741576
Could've been a lighting trick.

You nerds better become aware of this banger

https://youtu.be/Wijp4-3giNw

>>213768932
Bree Sharp looks exactly like Mackenzie Dern and it's freaking me out.

I was really hoping the myth arc would resolve in a satisfying way. They had like 10 years to think of something good and just... didn't.

>>213769115
wow

>>213766153
Me at work and me at home

>>213769158
I've said this before, but Carter wrote himself into a corner and instead of writing himself out of it he just moved the corner further back then wrote himself into it again.
The mytharc stuff starts out really good but gets so fucking bad people tend to forget that it was ever good.

>>213745316
This sort of happened in Nu X Files, there was an episode inspired by /pol/ redpilling Tay

>>213746894
They got visit from J-man like guys from Man in High Castle who told them to make it shit or serial suicide lad will come visit their families.

>>213769266
In my opinion the mytharc episodes are a consistent highlight for the first four or five seasons. Even season 8 manages to get surprising mileage out of it.

It had a good run, but part of the issue was the show's status being up in the air once it became a real hit. Once upon a time it seemed probable for it to transition into movies.

>>213760275

>>213765539
How do you get the Skinner longevity? He looks like he hasn't aged a day from the pilot episode through the revival.

>>213769266
Each new episode put a different wrinkle in the mythology. Instead of getting answers or even new hints, it would just take a left turn into something else. In the first 3 seasons alone the arc goes from "the government is reverse engineering ufos" to "the government is hoarding crashed grey aliens" to "the government is experimenting with alien-human hybrids" to "the government and/or aliens are cloning people for reasons" to "the government is giving random people cancer for reasons", and then factors in elements like the bounty hunter and the black oil that don't seem to connect to anything at first. Personally I think the myth episodes work as standalone episodes just like the MOTWs and are best enjoyed that way, but yeah as an overarching narrative it's just fucking insane.

>>213770781
Is there anything out there with a schizokino government conspiracy plot that doesn't turn out to be retarded in the end? Watching the X-Files gave me an itch that it never scratched.

>>213740509 (OP)
> I got it all in video format, I named it Xvideos, search for it online Skully you'll find the truth there.

>>213770210
Look old by default.

>>213770781
>retards STILL arguing over the mytharc
There are two kinds of people who watch X-files
>The ontologically good, chad MOTW enjoyers.
These are the most common X-files watchers. Absolute gods among men who recognize that the show would have been better off as a mystery anthology involving various myths, folklore and monsters.
>The ontologically retarded, virgin, mytharc enjoyers.
(You), an absolute dumbass, that think the show needed plot when they couldn't even get the shit correct a single season at a time.

>>213741576
what happened in this scene?

>>213745316
>an Egyptian demon named kek

>>213740509 (OP)

>>213745007
>marry the love of your life after she's finally gotten off the cock carousel
>only the occassional entanglement with chad
>she openly daydreams about fucking a guy from the show you watch every friday
marriage is a meme.

>>213771117
Colonel Nasahero is possessed by an ayylium he met in space. It gives him wibbly wobbly face.

>>213741576
doesn't she wind up standing right in front of aliens and spaceships on multiple occassions?

>>213771162
Shal kek nem ron

>>213771205
>implying the husband wasn't having similar thoughts about Scully

>>213769158
Every myth episode:
>Scully there's an alien right behind this door
>Mulder don't open the door it's dangerous
>But Scully it's a fucking alien
>Mulder just trust me on this one
>Ok

>>213771288
She sees a few things she can do some mental gymnastics to explain away. Whenever there's an incident there is absolutely no way she could explain away, they have her conveniently incapacitated/in another area/not looking.
The best example of this is when they're escaping from the ship at the end of Fight the Future. Scully's half asleep for most of it, is never looking in the direction of the 7ft tall screaming alien chasing them, and when the ship takes off, she's out cold until the ship disappears into the clouds then she wakes up.

>>213741279
Your incel pill shit is useless as usual anon, The Skin Man is literally the ideal man for middle aged women, he's the definition of a Chad dad

>>213765473
Duchovny was railing her at the time. The vampire woman in that season 2 episode was another one. I'm pretty sure he was involved with Dr. Bambi too.

>>213771696
Duchovny has slept with literally infinity women

>>213771696
Bambi gets her boppers out in Showgirls.

>>213771288
>>213771574
S1 ends with Scully holding an alien fetus and she's still skeptical

>>213772546
Did 90s cheerleader sluts really act like this?

>>213750275
yes

>>213772546
Yes, though without the disastrous cosmic energy event.

>>213772786
That whole episode was just an analogy for the effect of period on women.

>>213759776
I only made it to S5 and then the movie. Is it worth watching past that?

What was Toons made up of? They never expand on some of the events sometimes it's pretty unnerving

>>213745411
Holy fuck that phone.

>>213774903
How did they put that nigger on trial in the first place? Or the dude that vomited acid on fat women like Seth Brundle?
>As you can see, your honor, the defendant is a freaky fuckin mutant

>>213746890
Why are they working the fields under moonlight.

>>213771474
I'm reopening the seX-files.

>>213774438
yes if you accept that it will be monster of the week and retcon itself, I liked season 9 even if it ends with a cliffhanger and the assumption that the next move is a movie to tie the story..which never happens and hell even the reboot (the first season) has some fun episodes like the Were-Monster and the one with the Mandela effect.

After watching it I think Fringe is the show that did it right, setup the main plot from the first episode, never retconned itself, maintained consistency, even the episodes that seem to be "monster of the week" actually push things forward in some way and had a conclusive finale.

>>213769260
Based.

>>213745567
>Agent Mulder, I need you to test whether or not Zyklon B can penetrate through species of wood native to Germany and Poland

>>213765473
Great choice. Also, James Hong as the organ-stealing surgeon from the same ep.

>>213771696
>Duchovny was railing her at the time.
You do know he needed to go get mental help for fucking literally any woman that walked up to him in the 90's right?
Then all this average woman found this out and started hounding him everywhere he went and he fell off the wagon again.
It would be funny if it wasn't so cursed.

>>213765473
Seen that Jewel Staite episode so many times.
Realised it was her maybe 10 years later.

90s sexual awakening.

>show airs on Fox
>main character is named Fox
Who writes this shit?

>>213777233
So he was just playing himself in Californication.

I know how badly, how very badly you want to look through that window.

(Mulder tries to look, but Deep Throat gets in his way.)

But it would be pointless. It's dead. After the Roswell incident in 1947, even at the brink of the Cold War, there was an ultrasecret conference attended by the United States, the Soviet Union, the People's Republic of China, Britain, both Germanies, France and it was agreed that should any extraterrestrial biological entity survive a crash, the country that held that being would be responsible for it's extermination. I, uh' have the distinction of being one of three men to have exterminated such a creature.

(Mulder looks at him in awe, yet betrayed. Deep Throat walks around.)

I was with the C.I.A. in Vietnam. A UFO was sighted for five nights over Hanoi. The marines shot hit down and brought it to us. Maybe' it didn't know what a gun was or perhaps they don't show emotion but that' innocent and blank expression as I pulled the trigger has haunted me' until I found you. That's why I come to you, Mr. Mulder, and will continue to come to you to atone for what I've done. And maybe sometime, through you, the truth will be known.

>>213740509 (OP)
Would have been great as Caius Cosades

>>213771696
Don't forget the female detective

>>213777917
He was method acting

>it's a "scully gets drugged/brainwashed/etc. and becomes a slut" episode