this year I got to paint myself white, wear the tightest white pants I've ever worn, a blue hat and a red t-shirt

for dinner, I ate a big ass chicken breast with carrots and mashed potatoes
for dessert I ate 2 pounds of vanilla pudding and now my chest hurts a little.
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this nigga don't know how to eat sunflower seeds