Thread 536830676

Double Retards Edition

Previous gamble: >>536791063

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86382785-1919-1552
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
- WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

new rule: no women talking about their fucking trauma in this thread.
kris can get the peen

i love them. good night

biggest lore reveal from 3 and 4 was Seam being into strip poker

Good OP

TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!!!!

Still in Love with Tenna!

>>536830853
good night me too

I love fat Darkners.
>>536830865
truth

>>536830824
>no women talking about trauma
>posts the most molested character in all of fiction

>>536830293
>>536830890
it was never a matter of if-
only when.

>>536830897
they look so happy together

I LOVE TV!
NEED ME A TENNA COSPLAYER LIKE THIS!

The lore of skeletons.

>>536830982
It's truly baffling, much like conservanazis who like this game, how some people think that childhood sexual trauma has nothing to do with this fucking game

Love it when Spamton is being super dominant while having that ^>^ face

[<]<∞
More bird dragon Spamton NEO and Tenna.
Source:
https://xcancel.com/_lifff_/status/1958719321792028740
https://xcancel.com/_lifff_/status/1960217327183774052

>>536831089
is this the same tenna cosplayer that posted a pov pic of their bulge on twitter or am I thinking of another guy

pretty bird

>>536830881
I know the comedy angle is emphasized with the whole “Tenna can’t tell the Mikes apart” thing, but I find it scary. Something’s deeply, horribly wrong with my TV bros

>>536831171
>tenna cosplayer that posted a pov pic of their bulge on twitter
link please

>i will wake up to goatfags spamming the thread with that labubu looking ass ralsei design
grim. good night

>>536831171
THE WHAT?
CAN I HAVE SOURCE??? Asking for a friend of course!

I cant talk right now.
Im making PISS

>>536831279
What is the design you are talking about?

>>536831279
right? seriously can't stand that one

>>536831279
why do they do that anyways whats the point

feel like a lot of you would enjoy this pic
anyways good night

>>536831271
>>536831313
I'll have to find it again, hold on

>>536831423
PLEASE DO ANON I AM BEGGING YOU

>>536831332
whoever draws these needs to be shot

let's all go to sleep. together.

>>536831171
I'd actually care about male cosplayers if they just jerked off while wearing cosplay

k i died to Undyne twice and turned off the game
what is this shit anyway? somebody needs to look into that Toby Fox guy, this isn't even a real video game it's just some weird outlet for him to subject people to his mommy fetish and his "i'm depressed, i have insecurity" propaganda
it's fucking weird

>>536831412
I saw that earlier today and also thought of /utg/

>>536831565
>13 year old tourist spotted
stop flinging shitty bait and fuck off, faggot.

>>536831456
wait a damb second.... kris can just pull it in and out of their chest whenever they want KRIS RUN THEY HAVE BAD INTENTIONS

>>536831529
Looks like inspiration to me.

>>536831389
posting the worst shit you've ever seen every day paired with blogposting is 4chan general culture

Flowey is cleaning your screen. Please give him a moment

>>536831602
FRIEND_DEVICED

>>536831545
They'd make crazy bank by doing that, too

more kris lewds immediately

Will people post Mew Mew x Asgore, Sans x Ralsei, and Kris x Susie after chapter 5 is released?

>>536831118
You're digging too deep and reaching too far. I could see this being a thing if Toby didn't remove the only piece of symbolism from the game that could imply sexual assault ever being apart of the games lore. Toby just doesn't have the balls or the fans to do it.

>>536831768
Do you think Kris would be flattered by all the edgy art people make of them

>>536831865
Toby wants chapter 5 to be the moment Noelle takes the Kris.

>>536831279
Labubu?

>>536831925
kris and susie get banned from the computer lab after downloading too many creepypasta wallpapers and getting a virus

>>536831925
it'd be half "ew don't acknowledge me" and half "this is kinda awesome"

So will Seam and Jevil have a boss fight after you get the fifth shadow crystal?

>Can finally leave my stupid vessel and fly around the house
>all I get to do is to listen to boring teen lesbian gossip

I love Krisriel

>>536831964
Don't you mean Susie? This Tricky Tony's lesbian fetish we're talking about.

>>536831565
I noticed your comment

>>536832216
Nah. Susie and Ralsei are the only two options Kris can take on the normal route.

>>536832097
You can chill out in the vent in the kitchen and listen to Kris play piano.

I like the fem Tenna designs that are more creative with the outfit. An old fashioned woman isn't gonna dress like an old fashioned man.

>>536832290
I don’t care about Kris because without me he’s an annoying depressed faggot

>>536832097
What you didn’t like peeping on Asgore

>>536832403
Post examples of designs you like

>>536831925
Who cares, fuck Kris

>>536832429
See this is why you're getting thrown into gay baby jail.

I love Dessriel, but nobody else likes it because it's hetero

>>536832191
*Diapsriel

>>536832443
I saw him piss in undertale already

>>536832403(me)
>>536832460
forgot to attach pic, this one's cute

>>536832097
>playing cuck route
Not my problem

>>536832097
>Nooo ugh boring teen lesbian gossip
>In my teenage lesbian game

>>536832627
this. why complain when you can dominate

>>536832097
Go play the weird route then

>>536832574
Cute! Rare to see any headwear sometimes

>>536832574
very cute indeed

he accidentally ate a cement block

>>536832813
..is there more somewhere

Can somebody make a parody/trace of this scene from RvB with Kris saying shit like "I have a blackshard in my pants"

>>536832991
I don't have that but I do have something relevant to your image.

>>536833082
>This dialog is from 22 years ago

>>536832929
Time to build a wall...
He'll do

>>536832403
I have no idea what a female Tenna would be based off. Oprahs suits from the 80s? The dresses that female TV hosts wore in 60s and 70s? I'm not even sure what Tenna is outside of dressing like a black comedian in the 70s

>>536833290
Still funny too.
I binged RvB again two summers ago and I can safely say the first like 9 seasons are still good, it just shits the bed shortly thereafter and goes into a violent deathspiral, then pulls up sharply with the omnibus stuff and then tanks after that.

>>536831538
Yay! It's sleepy time!!!

>>536833397
>female Tenna more heavily based off Oprah and Ellen
>closeted lesbian instead of closeted gay

meet n fuck asriel "dess's favorite game"

I need more kris abuse

>>536833406
Sometimes I get angry that Tenna has a legion of men to meet his every need. But other times I get really mad those ugly little shits get to touch and hold Tenna and I fucking can’t. What does this mean, anons

>>536833684
Maybe you're a yume that gets jealous easily

>>536831271
Anon took too long so I looked for answers myself, I think it's this https://x.com/ScoliosisRobot/status/1948564533053890919

>Sans is featured on the first photo
>Sans is featured on the second photo
>Sans isn’t featured on the third picture, instead Kris, Susie, and Ralsei are.
>”don’t forget.”

The only member with the Fun Game to adventure with them is Lancer…
Lancer is Sans.

>>536831271
>>536831313
found it
https://x.com/ScoliosisRobot/status/1948564533053890919/

I wish more fan works had the Darkners having versatile genitalia like magic penis without any trannyshit mentioned, it’s distracting and removes the supernatural aspect of their existence

>>536833875
yeah this is the one i was thinking of. didn't realize you had posted it just before me lol

>>536833875
>>536833908
>Check bio
>Flip
I have doubts about the size of his cock.

Bros someone mentioned that Noelle has the headshape of a who from the live action grinch movie and I can’t get it out of my head

>>536833669
reverse snowgrave when

>Chapter 5
>Kris gets asked a question
>one of the answers is obviously (you) addressing Kris, as well
Do you pick it?

>>536834287
You never know, either way more than the size I am pained that it was bulge in his pants and not a shot with his underwear out nooooooooooo

>>536833669
The Thornring went on the wrong finger.

>>536834287
It's okay, it's not like Tenna gets to use it anyway once I have my way with him

>>536833684
Just self-insert as one of the men, or make your own Darkner/Mike OC. If that doesn't work, insert as your Vessel (the true one that's YOU, don't be a cuckold) or go in raw as the SOUL.

The CardCastle Jokers!
The CyberCity [BIG SHOTS]!
The Purple Hill Cathodes!
The Dark Sanctuary Saints!

>>536834326
im positive its an intentional reference just look at carol

>>536834627
anon.? w-what are you going to do to his cock? tell me you won't bite it off?

Not a overtly sentimental person when it comes to media, nor would I ever in a million years call something a "comfort character"
But I do feel regret whenever I get aggressive in these games. I never did Genocide in Undertale for this reason, but doing the Weird Route in Deltarune really makes me feel more somber when playing it.

>>536834842
I hope you like cages

>>536834636
There's a Mike who talks and is the emotional support, Mike who listens and Mike who is the muscles but there still isn't the Mike who fucks. Schizo Pippins tells that often Tenna just said that he was talking about "Mike" doing shit Tenna just did by himself, but he can't satisfy his sexual needs like that.

>>536834916
Tenna got his dick stuck in a gachapon ball...it's over.

based thread tonight

Soul being future Kris is the only thing that can salvage this story.

I feel out of it and reading your guys posts makes me feel even worse a bit
Susie with an iguana save me

My Tenna folder has finally reached 2k+ files!
How should I celebrate?

Collect my crystals

>>536835282
Commission a Tenna artist to add your own image to the pile

>>536835282
Congrats! Mine is currently at 2.4k.

>>536831412
which would be the better way to die. crushed under his giant feet or being inside a building he topples with his fat ass.

>>536831636
31*
>>536832221
i found out what to do
i had to google for this puzzle
everything i said about this game still stands

>>536835079
I like the "yellow SOUL in Sneo fight is Gaster" theory because it means all this time I've been stuck with a pervert who wants to fuck me inside Kris

>>536834920
You gotta have a Mike who fucks! And a Mike who flirts...a Mike who fingers?
And a Mike who feeds.

>>536835357
Does it count if I made a few doodles once? I don't have the money to commission anyone right now unfortunately.
>>536835447
I aspire to be like you and reach 3k one day.

I want to breastfeed Spamton

Epic mecha mailman's revenge battle dealt a RUIN by foolish TV man's IDIOT boner

People say Ralsei is fucked for saying that Lightners shouldn’t worry about Darkners, but maybe he was right because the only other option is become an insane hoarder since all your stuff is alive

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>536836001
It's like if gods tried to hoard all the mortal beings to stop them from dying.

I don't know if I would take up ramb's offer it would be a little weird like I don't know kris's life situation but I don't know if I'd find it very entertaining to ditch my friends to play something nostalgic to me like Wii Sports by myself in the dark

>>536836001
no one says that
susie does, i've never seen anyone else say that

>>536836001
reminds of a short story I read where a homeless girl who dresses as a boy gets picked up by an older man at a gas station, thinking she's a young man who needs help. She reveals herself, and that she has the ability to bring inanimate objects to life by speaking to them. I remember that she never did this to her clothing, but in a moment of gratitude for the items she hasn't given life, she can feet her clothes squeeze her in a hug.

>when Chapter 1 came out people thought Pacify would work different than Spare
fan theories were so funny back then
still are

>>536835607
>Does it count if I made a few doodles once?
Yes

Friendly reminder that UNDERTALE's underground is full of filthy savage monsters that murder lost, scared and confused children.
Kill them all. Your actions are righteous.

>>536836146
Ramb is a creep

>>536836001
Gonna store all the items in Ralsei's castle once they relocate it to the shelter. Where all the items live in their locked up basement. That's how it's gonna end. Pacifist is gonna view this as a good thing because "WE CAN SEE OUR FRIENDS!", Weird is gonna shape this as a sealing of evil to keep us separate.

>>536835879
What if Spamton wanted to breastfeed you?

>>536836001
just open a dark world in a closet and toss all your garbage in there, there's infinite room for them
ezpz

>>536836273
Based and Justicepilled.

>>536835282
>>536835447
not enough

>>536836397
no thanks, I like being the bigger one

The biggest reason I go against Sans being from Deltarune so heavily is simply because he isn’t in that world for long at all, and he arguably was in Undertale for longer.

People essentially want him to have the most rushed character development ever in Deltarune

>>536836315
carol is homophobic
and heterophobic
she's binormative

>>536830676 (OP)
>enter utg
>greenfujo op
nice

>>536836558
love all these bratty cats...

>>536836001
I wish Xitter faggots would stop having aneurysms over shit in the story that’s intended to make you feel conflicted
>WELL ACTUALLY RALSEI BEING A LIGHTNER SUPREMACIST IS TOTALLY GOOD BECAUSE
>Well, Ralsei being a Lightner supremacist is super bad bc…
>Toriel getting wasted and dancing with a stranger is CURSED HEINOUS SHIT because…
>Toriel getting wasted and dancing with le funny skeleton man is ONLY meant to be a gag scene becuzzz
What if i broke into your house and smashed your computer to bits so I wouldnt have to see anymore kicked dog takes until Chapter 5 dropped? What if?

>>536836574
The timeloop solves this

>>536836541
More portable Spamton NutriMilkies for me then

>>536836273
THIS POST FACT CHECKED BY REAL HUMAN PATRIOTS
TRUE

>>536836726
No. Time loop is an undertale thing, not a deltarune thing.

>>536836665
>autistic furry fanbase for an autistic furry game made by an autistic furry have autistic binary extreme takes and are unable to deal with nuance
say it aint sooooo

>>536836665
social media forbids having uncertain or nuanced views on anything
if you aren't 100% on one side or the other you will simply get dogpiled by both
by picking one and sticking with it you'll at least have one side off your back

Today I set one of my phone wallpaper images to this because I thought it would be funny when it scared me
It got me.

>>536836558
I use to know a girl like catty. she wasn't dim like her though, she was pretty damn smart. we use to get high, fuck and watch bad horror movies together. we binge watched the resident evil series while fucking like rabbits.
she was 27 though, and i was 19. this bothered her for some reason, and i think she was just catching strong feelings for me that she felt were dirty or whatever. she called less after one night with weird tension, and i haven't seen her for years since.
i miss her massive tits.

>>536836850
I will not go

>>536836492
I know, I need to get my folder to be like yours one day, it is almost 2GB now though, and it will only keep getting bigger.

>>536836850
It usually takes at least 6 months of circlejerking to reach these bottom of the barrel “who was right” discussions. IT’S BEEN TWO WHY ARE THE TWITTER CHUDS SPEEDRUNNING THIS SHIT KNOCK IT OFF
>autism
I’ve hung out with plenty of civilized autists. Xitter is poisoning these faggots

>>536836963
see what shes up to on facebook or instagram

>>536836374
Is the bit that Ramb did literally nothing wrong and all of this makes me like him more than any other Darkner in the entire game?

>>536830897
I love them and the art of them so much this is so cute

toriel:
>WHOEVER FILLS THEIR GLASS TO THE TOP AND SPILLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN IS SPENDING THE NEXT YEAR IN THEIR ROOM

chara in the other room:

>>536836947
I did the same with this pic

>>536830676 (OP)
Battfujopip is love, Battfujopip is life
I love them

>>536837019
Estrogen also fries a lot of young minds

>>536837297
is fujo the self insert

>>536837108
funniest thing is, i only ever knew her by the name cj, which is hard to pin down on facebook, instagram, etc. found her on tinder, but that account's been abandoned since. i had her number, but i got a new phone, and i don't remember what it was.
i forgot to mention about a year ago, she texted me to fuck for a night. we did, and then radiosilence again. lol. she's totally got my number still, but something makes me thing she's moved away. she might've mentioned something about having another place out of state, but i was too stoned to remember. idrc, i'll find anothah.

>>536836985
you can do it anon, i achieved this amount almost purely from browsing these threads. I save nearly every Tenna image posted here and check the threads I slept through as well. To avoid duplicates just remember what ones you've already downloaded or download with the original filenames. if you want you can combine this method with bulk downloading from twitter/pixiv/tumblr which will bring your folder to even greater heights.

why has toriel not noticed all the brother fucking going on under her own roof? is she stupid? or the ultimate fujo?

>>536837297
Fuckkk its so sweet… my diabeetus…

>>536837393
I'm pretty sure she's not meant to be one

>>536837019
They’re evolving.

>>536837393
She’s relatable but she’s her own character

>>536836907
xitter literally pays indians to baitpost, so the top posts are bairpost, and most people are retards and will just follow the vibe of a site (ex: people being smarmy shits on Reddit, anons being deplorable on 4chan) so they baitpost even if they arent bluechecks

>>536832498
*telio

What if you looked at Carol’s text messages and Noelle was named “stupid chud daughter”

>>536837723
>xitter literally pays indians to baitpost
Do they know they're baitposting or do they just tell them "Post like you normally would" because they know it'd make people angry anyway?

>>536837723
>I find you guilty of using deodorant, I sentence you to 10 years of no shilling on 4chan!

>>536837429
I get some stuff from the thread as well because by the time an image is posted chances are I already have the pic in my folder but the majority of time I get everything is outside of here, sometimes I go on hours-long hunts for some of the best art I can find while also discovering more artists to follow. My folder is basically exclusively Tenna though, I keep Spamton out of it unless his participation in an image is very minor and unimportant so that filters quite a bit of images sadly.
Nonetheless, I shall persist and get my exclusively Tenna folder to a respectable number one day.

Dess's horns are blue but her dark world form horns are red

good morning /utg/. how gay are we?

>>536838016 (Me)
I messed up the order, I don't know how but it was meant to be
>I get some stuff from the thread as well but the majority of time I get everything is outside of here because by the time an image is posted chances are I already have the pic in my folder

>>536833290
nononononono

>>536837393
she kind of is if you're me

>>536838168
Good morning!
I only have enough time to wish you a great day!

>>536834445
>sample

>>536837634
>>536838305
valuable data, I will be sending this to royal sciences

>>536834445
>>536838427
here you go

>>536838414
thank you! likewise to you! :D

Perhaps Deltarune is about how you should take care of your stuff and value it.

I am back down in the trenches, I am back to making unapologetically horny Tenna art...

>>536838475
big mcthankies

>>536836665
And I wish you would stop complaining about a site that you shouldn't be on in the first place.
Let it die with grok holy fuck

>>536838517
>my old computer becomes a Tumblr sexyman if I leave it unplugged for two long

that's a premise for a horror movie

>>536838615
Isn't there already enough out there, anon?

>>536838631
from mcspankies

>>536838657
How is that horror?

I hate the fujo pippin.
How until they start sending death threats to Toby again to make their AU slop canon?

>>536836907
Or just don't use social media.

>>536838675
No, there is never enough and there certainly isn't enough of the type I wanna see

>>536838803
Same thing happens here on 4chan.

>>536831925
Yes. But they would rather tear out their actual heart than actually admit that.

Kris has to be asexual because how else do you have the option to bag Noelle on easy mode and choose to just completely ignore it

>>536838779
I like pretty ladies

>>536838876
Very rarely. Most 4channers are subhumans, and it doesn't bother me, anyway.

I'd fuck her so hard

>>536838803
that's what i've always done, i was saying that's how it is for the social media poisoned teenagers
i was there when myspace started getting big and i just didn't pick it up because i didn't have friends to talk to anyway
seems to have been the right decision

>>536839028
9mm to the temple

>>536838991
Have you ever thought that the average person doesn't wanna fuck everyone they know?

>>536837393
Rather than self-insert she's representative of the one type of player mind like schizo Pippins who gets too much into his theories, she just justifies any gay shop due to her perversion. Sometimes she even helps Battat by providing him gay lore, which only makes him more schizo. Their union is very pure and only they can truly understand each other.

>>536838991
What if he just think she's kind of ugly?

>>536839028
>>536839090
pippin fuckers need to be put down like old yeller

If Blaistoise was Kris's dad things would be different around here

>>536839006
Queen is a girl because Noelle is gay and has momy issues
Tenna is an old man dying of HIV because Kris has gay daddy issues

>>536839028
Me too I really wanna have a mutual goon session where we both read yaoi doujins and then end up fucking

>>536839206
Not if I used fucking razor leaf on him

>>536839090
>>536839151
Finally!! yay!!

>>536839151
ough~
I cant wait to slide dice down my urethra ough!!~

>>536839105
Yeah… asexual

>>536839138
Well it’s between her and catti so

>>536839393
So the average person is asexual according to you?

>>536838991
Kris was buckbroken by Dess

>>536839456
If the average person doesn’t want to fuck the hot girl next door then yeah they’re gay or asexual I don’t make the rules sorry

>>536839521
It should’ve been me…

>>536839568
uh oh

>>536839631
Holy fuck you're such a turbo autist

Would you kick Asriel like a football

>>536839360
A good end for our boy

>>536839107
>Fujo slowly brainwashing Battat into gay NTR

Dess beating the fuck out of her boyfriend for talking to other people

>>536839568
longelle getting dick tonight!

>>536839253
My old computer would be a representation of my bad habit of abandoning creative projects and previous interests since it has a lot of gamemaker projects and .sai2 files I'm too lazy to archive

>>536839672
Stop projecting your asexuality

I joined the twitter podcast thing of one of the Japanese Tenna artists I follow and she sounds very cute.

>>536839829
>Yandere Dess
You just know Asriel would be the type to blame himself afterwards as well.

>>536839631
childhood friend, he might see her more like a sister
that makes most people less horny, if you needed the reminder

>>536839829
Do monsters bruise? Can they get scars?

Looking up hairstyling and pet grooming videos on MonsterTube in order to start trimming Asgore's fur myself since the barber he is currently seeing is exorbitantly expensive for something I'd love doing with him anyway, buying the most stereotypical 80's workout DVD imaginable at a garage sale for Asgore since it's only 25 cents only to find that it actually contains some decent aerobics exercise practice (along with him purposely hamming it up so hard on our first viewing that I develop hiccups and almost fall over), watching The Outlaw Josey Wales with Asgore and sharing a bowl of popcorn while occasionally turning to one another to ask questions or make comments about the movie in hushed tones as if we were worried about being shushed at a movie theater

[Note: I need to be up early tomorrow and don't have time to wait for another thread, so this is going to have to be a special double-feature. Apologies for this irregularity in your regularly scheduled Asgore posting.]

Putting my chin on Asgore's tummy to stare into his gorgeous eyes and my hands on his fluffy hips to stay as close as I can while we slow dance in the living room to country blues coming over the radio, making cinnamon rolls with Asgore and insisting that he do the cinnamon-izing and the rolling since I know he secretly loves baking but refuses to in fear that he will "ruin it" with his fur despite assurance that I wouldn't mind whatsoever (he still insists on wearing clear gloves that he could barely fit in and that his claws poked through), clothes shopping with Asgore when he hesitantly asks if I thought the pants he was test driving made him look fat to which I respond by rising from my seat to stand before him and put his hands in mine to tell him that there is not a single article of clothing on this planet that could make him anything but the most smoking hot man in the world to me (he blushed and I spotted his tail start to wiggle in the fitting room mirror out of the corner of my eye)

>>536839672
Noelle is pretty much begging to bounce on Kris’ meat the second he shows her any attention and he doesn’t even care. The only explanation is asexuality or gayness

>>536840240
One should not stick their dick in crazy.

Honestly, the real issue with not fucking Noelle is that she's rich and incredibly easy. Hell, you could probably marry her and openly have a mistress without issue.

>>536840217
If monsters bruised Carol would be in jail

>>536840356
she'd fuck the mistress too
probably only the mistress, really

>>536840302
That's only if you stick around, if you can get in once and legit get away from her it's so worth it

>>536838991
Kris is asexual because theyre chemically castrated by hormone blockers that are stunting his height and sexual development

>>536840472
You think you could get away from a girl with the resources like Noelle? Nah son. That'd be a permanent shadow upon you.

>>536840378
Noelle bending over and you get a peek at her back and it’s covered in so much scarring that the fur can’t cover it or doesn’t grow there anymore

>>536840302
I fuck with toxic relationships like that it would just fuel me fr

>>536840356
This is what I mean like there’s not a single downside and Kris is like “meh… I’d rather play video games with my nerd ass brother”

for dinner, I ate a big ass chicken breast with carrots and mashed potatoes
for dessert I ate 2 pounds of vanilla pudding and now my chest hurts a little.
that's all for my blogpost today, thank you for subscribing.

>>536835578
Fujo Pippins is most perverted externally but actually has very pure ideals, Shadowfujo is probably most into fucked up things

>>536840625
Most we know about fujogal is that she did petplay with her boyfriend Pluey because he was into it in the first place

>>536840606
Good for you

>>536840598
Considering just how hard Kris is trying to distance himself from Noelle the only explanation that makes sense is if the prophecy requires Noelle to murder him.

>>536840472
Rudy would be healed from the sheer willpower of ensuring Kris's shotgun wedding

Does it ever fuck you guys up a little to think about how your fave isn't real?
I get so absorbed in thinking about Tenna and having fantasies about interacting with him that I forget he doesn't actually exist.

>>536840540
I don't even think Noelle would be the issue.

Carol though...

>>536840926
you are an autist

>>536841039
Knew that already

>>536836492
I only save what I personally like the most rather than every single thing that shows up on Twitter. I tend to avoid saving most Spamton/Tenna stuff or anything from western artists unless it really appeals to me because I can't trust them to not be annoying fags and clog my list with garbage. That and I'm also really boring when it comes to lewds so I almost never save anything that is too fetishy by my vanilla standards.

Need BPDess so bad it’s not even funny…

>>536840926
Yes, it fucks me up because I can't experience all those nice scenarios with him irl

>>536840926
No, that would be retarded. Its a video game.
Its incredibly ironic that video games about the dangers of escapism create the worst cases of it

>>536841117
Just out of curiosity, what is the kinkiest NSFW image you have in your Tenna folder?

>>536841147
Would you sacrifice a child to FRIEND for her?

>>536840625
Fujo has never had sex, she just likes talking about men having sex. The other two have boyfriends they actually have sex with, Pluey’s girlfriend is in a master-pet relationship with him.

>>536841147
What having a weak father does to a mf

>>536841340
>Fujo has never had sex
Anon...

Is he one of the strongest characters in the verse? I mean, if we're going by undertale logic here than the strongest monsters are the ones who can mess with the menu or game logic (Asgore, Flowey, Sans, Undyne).

When it comes to this, this guy blows all of them out of the water, besides maybe Sans.

>>536841473
Why do girls like mpreg so much?

>>536841309
Shit ILL be the sacrifice

>>536841441
Uh oh is this what causes it

>>536841506
He’s strong but not in the way he desires the most (having sex)

So wait a minute does deltarune napstablook bleed? Susie bleeds would it be blood or like…ectoplasm? This doesn’t make any sense

>>536841536
because mpreg is womanhood with extra steps, just like how in yaoi there's typically one guy who's feminine in every way except that he has a penis (yet he usually can cum hands free and self-lubricates for some reason???) and the other guy is the most masculine twunk to ever exist, probably a 6ft tall buff demon lord gang member

they want a character to be self-insertable but superficially distant and "otherly"

>>536841441
No offense, but I don't think Rudy could have fixed this. Asriel might have, but it would have required a lot of effort to make a honest women out of her.

>>536841441
What does this have to do with that?

pippins eggs are cubic with sharp corners

>>536841506
I must have completely forgotten it but what has he done that's significant? The laser pointer thing?
Taking all of the bagel chips out of the snack mix?

Im Togore-tastic!

>>536841309
I would make her think I would sacrifice a child for her only to betray her at the last moment. She would probably be both angry, impressed, and VERY horny even as the demon takes her away.

>>536841783
making you completely unable to attack

>>536841850
Oh christ I completely forgot about that. Good point.

>>536841783
I don't know anon. He hasn't done much but he's shown to be the most powerful mechanically speaking. He forces the player to play THEIR game by HIS rules (get it, like a Rules Card aka Rouxls Kaard). The only other characters we can see who are able to do this are only the strongest ones. Think of Sans attacking you during the menu or Asgore destroying the mercy button.

>>536841506
He can manipulate the scenery and summon objects at will, which not a lot of characters can do. He's funny because he could be one of the strongest but he's also retarded.

>>536841764
ouch.

>>536832097
Chapter 4 is a humiliation ritual

>>536841850
>the biggest powerhouse is a joke twink character
Lol

>>536841993
>the biggest powerhouse is a joke twink character with a small ass.

>>536841783
He can also tank 4 trillion damage and all that happens is a scripted cutscene where he says you beate the crappeth out him, and then he fucks off

>>536842026
lmao I forgot about that scene

>>536841267
https://poipiku.com/12032690/11995884.html
https://files.catbox.moe/2kjvnj.png
I have quite a few light bondage Tennas but I think this is the lewdest one because the way this artist drew Spamton reminds me of shotas which I like a fair amount. I HEAVILY prefer oneeshota way more but I guess yaoi is alright sometimes. There's also that Keri person on Twitter who also draws really shota-esque Spamton but he's a bit too tiny for my liking. I'm a bit shocked that they have a huge following despite them clearly being a shotacon. Its probably because with Spamton you can get away with it since he's a midget anyway.

Why did he fuck dess?

>>536842026
>he’s literally me

Noelle's "ugh, Caviar AGAIN?" is the worst line in the game. She's a vegetarian and caviar is eggs. I don't buy that Carol and Rudy enjoy caviar. Rudy is someone who likes whisky and tavern food, not caviar. Carol doesn't have time to prepare caviar. Literally everything about the line fails what should be true about these characters.
Luckily it's not dialog you can actually see in real gameplay because you can never get the ExecutiveBuffet to Noelle, so I guess you can dismiss it as not canon. But it's annoying that it's in the code at all because some drooler on the dev time was like "duuuhhhr rich people eat caviar"

>>536834287
Dont pinoys have literal bbcs

>>536842091
I like oneshota with Tenna and Addispam, innocent Addispam getting his phimosis fixed with Tenna’s mouth and then losing his virginity in Tenna’s hole, sadly there is not much of it because most draw Tenna as generic seme rapist

>>536842227
vegans are the all animal products people not vegetarians

>>536841695
Sorry if this is an old topic it just popped into my head anyone have an answer?

I didn’t listen to Ralsei and I’m attached to darkners

>>536842227
>She's a vegetarian and caviar is eggs
Vegetarians eat eggs. It's a byproduct of a animal which they're fine with.

Any shote lovers on tonight :3

I didn't listen to Noelle and touched the cheese

>>536841724
Asriel enabled this, he's weaker than baby shit

>>536842227
>doesn't have time to prepare caviar
don't you just buy that in a little fancy can and it's ready to eat with one of those fancy ivory spoons

>>536842227
How is Noelle a vegetarian when she eats pussy

>>536841985
You can spend most of it humiliating Kris though.

>>536841695
I don't think they would bleed because there's, well, nothing there. They're a ghost and I think everything is ectoplasm there. So, yes? No? I wouldn't consider it ghost blood though if they "leaked" ectoplasm.

>>536839730
The bad end is his only destination.

>>536842464
Look, I don't want to bully the Doe.
But when I see an option for "I AM GOING TOUCH THE CHEESE." I feel like one is specifically a Kris thought and it's funny as hell.
So of course I'm going to touch the cheese.

>>536842438
giggled

>>536842476
I agree. But he's also the only man in Dess life who could have pinned her down and fucked the crazy out of her. He never would have, but he could have.

>>536842580
It's like eating the moss. I gotta.

>>536842091
I see, that answers my question, thank you.

>>536841506
he also has the freedom motif too

>>536842580
like seriously. I had to.

>>536842635
See you get it, that's another good example of Kris' own intrusive thoughts bubbling up to be a choice, because it's funny.

>>536842630
>pinned her down and fucked the crazy out of her
I don't think it works like that

the fucking sequence with friend and ralsei talking about how dark worlds work is a FUCKING AVGN REFERENCE?!?!?!

>>536842580
Honestly, the doe wants to be bullied and Kris wants to do the bullying.

If you want to actually be cruel, be as boring and humorless as possible. Deny Kris and Noelle what they want.

>>536842580
>Increase
>amount of
>trouble

>>536842580
Kris also puppy dog-eyes her into sharing the Scarlelixir without our input so I assume that is how they are

>>536842768
BPD Dess is clearly just bored and rich. Girls like that need a good hard dicking.

>>536843001
there's a BOARD JAMES REFERENCE in Deltarune? WHAT THE UFCKKKK?!?!?

>>536842656
No problem!

>>536842464
Imagine of we befriended all though maus and became a soul of 1000 hands.

>>536842730
>See you get it, that's another good example of Kris' own intrusive thoughts bubbling up to be a choice, because it's funny.
What do you think are obvious kris choices?

>>536843085
Crime

>>536842978
Having rough sex isn't gonna accomplish anything

>>536843085
Bangin' Sermon

>>536842802
Okay SOME bullying is fine. Just keeping it within reason.

>>536843001

>>536843085
rape

>>536843080
>"That's what the Angel really looks like..."
>it a bunch of Maice chained to the SOUL

>>536843085
oh I'm now realizing you meant IN GAME. the game pretty much hints at a choice being what Kris would have done if Kris doesn't seem to have any reaction to it, but does if you choose other things. or if it's something like Bangin' Sermon where it's very OBVIOUSLY what they would have said.

goofing with Noelle is ok since it doesn't blow our cover that we're driving Kris around like an emo RC car

>>536843398
what about gooning with noelle

>>536843153
I mean, if worst comes to worst BPD Dess would be fucking dynamite in bed so it's still worth it.

Mental illness.

>>536843415
depends on your opinion of Susie "Violent Axe Susie" Gaster from the hit indie rpg Deltarune

>>536843419
Kris knows this very well

I hope I don’t feel like crap tomorrow
Goodnight. Don’t let Noelle bite you in your sleep.

I remain convinced that Spamton mentioning "Mike" was just a reference to Mike Matei as a producer behind The Nerd, and that's why he also mentioned minecrap.

>>536843153
Trust the science chud

>>536843293
Do you think drinking the lemonade in front of Alphys was a Kris choice?

>>536843170
>>536842802
>be deltarune
>open with a scene where everyone in the classroom excludes kris
>follow it with a scene where the notorious bully threatens Kris’s life
>somehow the fan base imagines the popular rich blonde girl as the one who gets bullied
Hmm

>>536843665
there's no proof of it, but absolutely.

>>536843614
Why would that do anything? I'm just very confused about why you think it would

>>536842302
It would make sense for Tenna to be into that because he has seen Dess do things like that to Kris and he thinks Kris enjoyed it because of his moans and reluctant cumming

>>536843597
>A Rabbick shows up during TV Time
>Spamton behind beating it up violently as a running gag

>>536843153
>"Erm, askhually, having rough sex isn't going to accomplish anything."

>>536843685
More than one person can be bullied in this world. Just like how more than one person in this thread can be bullied.
Like you.
You weenie.

>>536843597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy19H-hVbIE

>>536838991
I think Kris is just gay

"Erm, askhually, having rough sex isn't going to accomplish anything."

>>536843614
Is she considering choking Kris in this panel or just playing around?

>>536843514
seethe

>>536843685
>>somehow the fan base imagines the popular rich blonde girl as the one who gets bullied
She wants to be bullied. Also Kris pranking her was pretty close to bullying.

Otherwise though. Noelle is pretty close to being the alpha bitch of her school.

>>536843909
whatever roars your knight little buddy

>>536843665
yes but with the caveat that it may have been a thought he wouldn't have actually acted on ala weirdgrove

>>536844049
True. Though, at the same time, I feel him throwing the cup was all kris.

>>536843963
Kris is a girl because I say so

>>536843909
In the comic she's definitely upset

>>536843963
Kris is a self-insert character, so therefore they have penis to me.

I got re-added to the roaring gc for misgendering kris

>>536843817
Nah. You can make him do Snowgrave because some part of him wants the doe.

>>536843963
I don't care about your meme pronounfaggotry

>>536844257
Kris isn't a self-insert character, the SOUL is. Kris rejects the SOUL hijacking them.

>>536844314
don't care chud, they have penis to me

>>536842329
Speculation at this point, but yes, probably.

>>536843963
This is why you have a mental illness.
Kris has a penis because he likes girls.
>>536844261
What even is roaring gc, a timeout center?

>>536844310
he looks like __ ____ _____ ___

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Carol actually has nothing to do with Roaring K***ht

>>536844314
If Kris rejects the soul, why are we only picking the options available in his thoughts? At some point, we can’t do anything but give Kris what he wants to conquer Noelle.

>>536844386
This post has proven to me you're a painfully obvious tourist, please go back to the shithole you crawled from

>>536834849
Man up and do genocide, dont be a coward

Two cute boys...

>>536844583
How is it cowardice to refuse to kill the characters in UT?

>>536843963
>*I now pronounce you... cookie and wife.
Lancer quote btw and lancer never lies, after all he's the teardrop head kid from the prophecy who said "toothpaste" and "boy"

>>536844469
nigger=/=funny
getting mad and saying nigger=funny
bvsed+cringe=0

>>536840192
Childhood friends to girlfriend is a common trope, kris is just retarded

>>536844642
lancer is too dumb to know what misgendering is

>>536844642
awful presumptuous to assume krismas isn't a cookie

>>536844642
Kris confirmed cookie

>>536844635
Because they dont have the balls to pull through and do it? Like cmon, you can at least do it once to be able to say you did it

>>536844825
Nah. I always play a good guy.

>>536844642
Kris is a cookie

>>536834849
The only time I felt a shred of emotion was killing Papyrus, Susie beating up Lancer, and Berdly fucking dying.

At the end of the day, everything you see on screen is an amalgamation of 1s and 0s, it doesn't really matter.

>>536844785
>Kris is revealed to be a cookie in chapter 5
>Susie eats him and the soul switches to the vessel/noelle

>>536843597
Mike is Pizzapant’s actual nickname that was abandoned for a complete mockery.

>>536844868
GASTER'S SECRET GASTER'S SECRET

>>536844642
And?

>>536844856
You dont have to all the time, however. Variety is always nice

>chapter 5 was supposed to release with 3 and 4
>it wasn't
>to meet Switch 2 release deadline
>now we're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y

>>536844036
Right? I enjoy the smut of kris & sus teasing Noelle just as much as the rest of you but she IS the mayors daughter

>>536844909
>At the end of the day, everything you see on screen is an amalgamation of 1s and 0s, it doesn't really matter.
Go back to le reddit you unironic nihilist faggot.

>>536844990
I played the new chapters on my steam deck

>>536845048
I'm saying specifically in regards to a video game. You can't apply the same logic to real life, retard.

Are you really treating a video game with the same respect as real life?

>>536844642
Lancer really is Sans before the balls of his hopes and dreams are set on fire.

Our 'enemies-to-lovers' arc with Kris is progressing quite well. I think we'll kiss by the end of Chapter 6

>>536844970
Kris doing Asriel’s daughter is the weirdest thing ever.
Kris is a dog.

>>536845160
hey! you red marked my funnie post! too bad no one wanted to finish the sentence.. :/

>>536845172
I’m glad they stopped doing characters who are sort of just copies or mixes of undertale characters it made chapter one hopelessly boring

>>536844990
>chapter 5 was supposed to release with 3 and 4
>it wasn't to meet Switch 2 release deadline
No it was so we didn't go five fucking years between releases
The specific date ended up being tied to the Switch 2 but Chapter 5 was delayed like two years ago because Toby hired an actual project manager and it was TAKING TOO LONG

>>536844909
To balance out that other Anon's sperging: I think it does matter, if only a little. I mean fuck, if these stories and characters didn't matter, we wouldn't be sitting here talking about the games, the characters, the music, and just generally being passionate autismos.

Sure, it's a video game. But it's also a story, and stories have moved people since we first starting making them.
This is all to say that I don't have the heart hurt the funny skelly man, the fish lady, or even the big gay robot. Same reason why I don't have the heart to make Doe dork hurt other people on my behalf.
I'm a wimpy loser with a big heart.

>>536845112
Yes because I have more enjoyment when I can treat characters good and can get them to stop being evil. Thats why I like undertale because you can give almost everyone a happy ending unlike in the real world where nazis commies niggers and jeets and muslims ruin society and cant be convinced with words. For example when I played Kotor I tried picking almost every good option I could and avoided fighting when I could in a dialogue choice. Im a huge cunt but I would prefer a world where pacifism and good morals actually fix things.

>>536844481
>t. Carol

>>536845479
>>536845558
After reading these, I may have made some misguided posts and humbly retract my statement.

Bros... I don't want to kill Susie

>>536845398
>the last shadow crystal
>Asgore boss fight
>explanation to yellow text, likely on the level of "would you kindly"
>actual lore info from Ralsei
>more Noelle
>continuation of Snowgrave, possible Asgore murder
>Sans boss?
And it wasn't even going to be the peak Deltarune was going to achieve.

Kris molesting this stupid puppet

>>536845815
>Kris poke that anon in the eye

>>536844856
This used to be me until I played through the weird route. I think it legitimately broke something in my brain

>>536845829
If you're not having fun, then why did you do it, luv?

>>536845958
Rape
I do it for rape

>>536844430
He hugs everyone he meets

>>536845956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkejda52Jx4

>>536845956
She's really something special, isn't she?

>>536845395
I don’t think Lancer is a copy of Sans at all.
His writing is basically a Sans prequel story. Since he’s treated as this strangely powerful baby Darkner, watched over by lesser dad WD Gaster, that does many of the antics and abilities we expect to see from Sans that no Lightners and Darkners can really understand.

And this development of Lancer’s character during the early stages of writing him basically made Toby want to implement him more seriously into the story with the more serious and adult Sans, who’ve grown up seeing the results of the prophecy being fulfilled and can never see his Kris, Susie, and Ralsei ever again.

>>536846205
Vore pink idiot

>>536846205
I kinda realized that the addison who sells the the ring and spamton selling the thornring only heppens on the weird route because it's technically in an addison's nature to target ads. By killing, you and Noelle basically got a targeted ad to buy better murder tools. That's why they're not offended on nutral or pacifist.

>>536846205
>>536845956
The happiest, most nervous innocent girl, who you basically hypnotize into being a mass murderer, your puppet and your wife at the same time? While also being played COMPLETELY straight?
Yeah. If you're a latent sadist, I can absolutely see how Kriselle could push you over the edge into it

>>536817189
Who names their kid "Kris"?

>>536846618
Someone who hates kids

>>536846543
>COMPLETELY straight
Remember, "She was used up".

Heed Toby's warnings. Weird route will contain no succor.

>>536846543
>Noelle only goes in for a kiss when the real Kris, completely outside of our control, saves her from the influence of the thorn ring and tries to comfort her by telling her that Snowgrave was just a dream and everything will be OK
Kriselle is going to be canon. In every route. Cope and seeth.

>>536846389
I don’t understand what you’re saying I don’t mean they were literal copies in lore just basic character dynamic wise the worst was when the character who acted exactly like asriel with an anagram of asriel’s name revealed they literally looked just like asriel he was cuter with the hat too
Anywho this was immediately rectified in every other chapter I don’t mean to criticize

>>536846934
Pretty sure Suselle is the normal route. That's why we're taking Berdly.

>>536846934
I don't care
In fact, that happening makes Ralsus even canoner

I am Ralsei.

>>536847082
You're mine, Fluffy Boy!

>>536847082
What is the prophecy, how do you know I’m controlling kris, why do you & kris frequently hide from me and why do you hide the prophecy from me

>>536847208
Ralsei knows you can time travel, he knows it's useless to hide things but important to show them

>>536846863
Is it bad that this is probably the part of the weird route I'm most excited for? Part of why it captivated me so much in the first place was seeing how far off the rails the plot can go. I want things to crash and burn in a spectacular fashion. I want everything to go to shit, and it all to be my fault. I want it to hurt.

Ralsie really is gonna be the kid watching the adults arguing when Kris gets exposed for being a traitor.

>>536847140
uh oh!
>>536847208
Because.

>>536847013
>Pretty sure Suselle is the normal route
If you haven't been paying attention to the subtext, maybe.
>Susie only started socializing 2 days ago and will very likely fumble any sort of romance
>Susie wants to invite all her friend to the festival including Kris and Ralsie
>only invites Noelle to the festival to spite Carol
>very first thing Noelle and Susie do when left alone in the real world is wish Kris was with them
>every suselle scene is completely skippable
Suselle is doomed to fail. It's why Toby made it legitimately tedious whenever they share a scene together.
>>536847050
This is one of the only characters I could see Susie genuinely falling for. Their scenes together in chapter 4 actually made me like Ralsie.

>>536847424
That's her little brother... Why would someone make this?

>>536846940
Oh. I was confused I thought you meant Lancer was a Sans copy or vice-versa when they’re likely meant to be the same character.

With Ralsei, I suspect the situation about Ralsei is about the weird mystery box situation with Asriel being the dad so you expect Ralsei to do the Asgore and Asriel antics of bending themselves over. Especially since this is a script older than Undertale’s that didn’t explore much on how Ralsei would be on that game to differentiate himself. And in Deltarune, that kind of thing is last-minute with it taking place mainly on chapter 4 and 5.

Noelle and Susie. I know exactly what you are talking about. Dyke Dino Fish.

>>536847360
Emotional self-flagellation isn't normal. But I cannot say, if it's bad, or not.

>>536847506
Susie is the Mary Sue character. Trust her story bending power.

>>536847651
>Susie is the Mary Sue character. Trust her story bending power.
She's not just the mary sue. She's the protagonist.

>>536847360
Noelle being used up lets you grab something out of the timeline
It's Doomed Timeline #2 with normal being #1

Susie will learn to seal Dark Fountains by herself, mark my words. Maybe she will even teach others how do it.

>>536847894
That's like saying Susie will learn to dodge during a cutscene

So... Do you think Weird Route and Shadow Crystals were a last minute addition to Deltarune? I know that the main plot was planned out ~20 years ago, but I dunno about other stuff.

>>536847651
>Susie is the Mary Sue character. Trust her story bending power.
I hope toby realizes how this would be a repeat of Homestuck

>>536847937
what do you mean?

>>536847743
>>536848080
>She's the protagonist.
I'll do you one better
>rough childhood
>dumbass
>loves food
>romantically oblivious
>currently wielding power of friendship
>just underwent a training arc
>doesn't back down
Deltarune is the best shonen anime. And anime is real.

protip adderall with this is a lifehack its 1000000x better than just normal caffeine if you wanna get stuff done. Just got stuff done ive been meaning to do for a couple weeks now cus of it


anyway undertale deltarune kris probably chugs these thats why he has so much energy despite being a poor sleeper.

>>536841245
>baawww escapism is bad
Really funny when the game characters are so appealing while real world becomes more and more shit, I used to believe that way too but in your 30s you realize that escapism was actually the answer all the time, whether it’s drugs or alcohol or dreaming of Tenna’s cuteness. Living on autopilot at your 9 to 5 and avoiding going full schizo because you have to deal with people you don’t care about while some pedo in Washington keeps turning you into a slave and making sure you never want to bring kids into this world. Dating is nothing but Tinder crap now and most of the time it’s not even real humans you are talking to.

You spent your happiest childhood days gaming and watching shows in front of your CRT and then that freedom is taken away from you. Give in and admit that you need TENNA.

>>536848080
I hope Toby does this sudden “what?” moment by allowing Kris to choose between Ralsei And Susie for the girl sacrifice position. Since ultimately Kris is going to die with her.

Maybe in the weird route, Kris is used up because he can’t see himself living without Noelle.

>>536847434
>All the references to divorce, including the Dreemurrs' own, was just foreshadowing for the Fun Gang Divorce Arc

>>536848260
>a post that isnt cancer
praise the angel

quick, sound the trouble dingle!

>>536847434
>>536848285
Don’t worry Kris…
Whatever girl you like…
She will be with you…

After all…
I shown you what I can do.

>>536845398
>Deltarune will be waiting
This is just Toby taking a piss at people. The fans are the ones who are waiting for Deltarune.

>>536848302
It's too good! Where's the schizotheories? The gooning? The blogposting?

>>536848564
I am here.
Pizzapants is FRIEND after he ended up being transformed by the darkness, scattered across time and space.

>>536848125
The fungi get instantly defeated in every final boss encounter by an easily avoidable sneak attack

>>536848656
FRIEND would never try to replace (You) because (You) are a blind idiot god that he has to keep going or else reality ceases to exist

Tasque is fine, too

>>536848278
>choose between Ralsei And Susie for the girl sacrifice position
>Ralsei
fuckin lel

>>536848768
surely it won't happen for a 5th time right

>>536849012
kissu

Ralsei says "This game sucks my darkner balls!"

>>536848564
My schizotheory is that the humans trapped in the digital circus can manipulate it with their thoughts and imagination that’s why Jax grew back his tail & taught pomni to aim effortlessly that’s also how kinger made the revive butterfly

>>536849196
no
draw them older

>>536849242
every time i remember tadc exists i think of this video
https://youtu.be/3cwGV2fVVUM

>>536849230
be sure to drink your ovaltine

>>536849236
it's okay i am the game

>>536848175
>Vitamin B12, also known as cobalamin, is an essential vitamin that your body needs but cannot produce.
I fucking hate that there is so much that out body needs but cannot produce, I hope someday we can gene edit ourselves so that our body's are capable of making literally anything it needs.

>>536849519
This game sucks so hard I'm going to be playing it all night.

>>536849690
at the very least theyve discovered the gene that causes down syndrome or something along those lines and they will be able to remove it in the future so autism will probably cease to be a thing within our lifetimes.

>>536845558
Lame tastes then, causing as much in-game chaos as possible is absolute underrated peak

>>536850031
I hope they don't get rid of all the weird brain stuff. For example an anon the other day mentioned a condition called hyperphantasia, that one sounds kickass and I hope that we will be able to get that sometime in the future. But something as crippling as downs should absolutely be eradicated, as well as any genetic errors that cause physical deformities.

>>536850031
>so autism will probably cease to be a thing within our lifetimes.
I'm not sure if I'd want to see autism removed entirely.

>>536845956
More like awakened something, dont worry, its okay, doe pussy is pretty nice.

>>536848958
I know. And worse. Ralsei will be Asriel’s daughter, making Kris even more like the dogs in Undertale.

>>536847013
Why should i take berdly? How does that make kris suffer, exactly?

>>536850158
thats only fun in games like skyrim where the npcs are all soulless and uninteresting or something like gmod and tf2 thats meant to be chaotic and silly. Or where the entire point of the game is doing that like in gta bully etc.

>>536850242
I think it might depend on the severity, for example if you are autistic and just thing and behave oddly that should be fine. But I am pretty sure there are autists out there that need a caretaker because they can't be trusted to live on their own. I wonder what kind of ethical discussions will take place when this sort of thing actually needs to be argued and discussed when making a law about it. I don't think we even teach ethics in school anymore. That and civics should probably make a comeback.

>>536850396
It doesn't. We're just not cucking Noelle is all.

>>536848172
Unlike most anime protagonists, susie is actually competent and sensible enough to know how to solve most of the issues thrown towards her

>>536850396
think about why berdly would make anyone suffer.

>>536850561
What about heart break?
Hmmm?

>>536850561
So why does it take falling into a dark world to start making friends?

>>536850031
Down syndrome will stop being a thing, but autism will persist, whether it is high functioning autism or pure autism

>>536850621
>Noelle...
>We weren't even friends yet, I never hung out with you...
>I didn't throw you even once!

>>536850764
I have never heard of pure autism before.

>>536850595
Well, Kris would still have a partner despite fumbling susie and noelle, and berdly wouldnt stay as some lonely incel for the rest of his life, there isnt much suffering involved here

>>536850749
Because she's not a Mary Sue, she gets all of these good and sensible problem-solving skills in exchange for being dogshit at socializing,

>>536850903
why do you want kris to suffer being with berdly

>>536850985
Or maybe we were the catalyst.

>>536851009
I want kris to suffer in general, thing is, people act like going with berdly would be making kris suffer, but i cant see how it would make them suffer.

>>536850775
I mean by,
>You were betraying us the whole time and Ralsei didn’t even tell me?

>>536830865
Dirty old woman

Will we be in the bunker in chapter 5 to take down Undyne?

>>536851258
imagine having to go on a date with a total redditor neckbeard.

>>536851389
No, that's likely Chapter 7. If Sword route is anything to go by.

>>536851303
>Kris works with the Knight
>this involves getting his mom and/or Undyne kidnapped
>Susie tried to protect Toriel more than Kris did
>and risking summoning a Titan
>all those friendship speeches Susie gave
>the entire Dark Place sequence
The drama will be something. On the other hand, my theory that the prophecy states only one of three (or the entire town, if you're on the weird route) will live keeps getting stronger.

>>536830865
The other was that it also implied Jevil was good at poker to. The only one who could give him a run for his dark dollars.

>>536850031
Iirc autism is difficult to stamp out because so many different gene functions can cause it. Autistic behaviour(like refusing to eat literally anything but a certain brand of tendies to the point of starvation) is just normal behaviour (pickiness and not liking the texture of certain foods) turned up to 100

Reminder that Toby "Cunny" Fox supports omocat, meaning he supports shota and therefore supports pedophilia
Except instead of saying that in a way where im trying to cancel him, I think he's awesome and we should sexualize minors more in art, cause unlike real children you can create loli/shota content without abusing real children

>>536851861
isnt not liking the texture of certain foods just normal? I guess itll be an issue with knowing whats normal vs whats autism.

>>536851959
Just talk to neurotypicals who fucking hate Bananas

>>536851471
It’s just with 5 being flower king and the festival, dark worlds are already exhausted and all that’s left is to enter the bunker.

>>536851861
You will never get me to eat anything with onions on it but I am not autistic in the slightest, I just hate onions. Onion powder is fine though

>>536852000
Ive never heard about this, is this common for autistic people?

>>536852008
>dark worlds are already exhausted
Do you think before you speak? What do you think "The Roaring" involves?

>>536851959
It is, that's what I mean, it gets turned up to unbearable levels with autism.

I knew someone who would eat a certain thing everyday, at the same day, every time, from the same place. And if they even got the same thing from somewhere else they couldn't eat it, because it was not the same.

>>536852090
>What do you think "The Roaring" involves?
The knight yelling really loud, we already saw them do it.

>>536852090
I know, I know.
But chapter 6 is the perfect event in which we deal with the roaring situation for its expected tragic climax.
At least allow us to take a breather in chapter 5 where we can get the last shadow crystal, enter Seam’s shop, and get the pure crystal.

Imagine the Knight accidentally killing Kris and watching as their body falls into the abyss

>>536852341
>breather
That's a lot of mercy you're expecting from Tobias Vulpes.

>>536852506
Damn susie's got a big tail

>>536852396
Well, how else would we get the pure crystal?

>>536852596
jokes on you its a snoot game character cosplaying her

>>536852635
Possibly at the start of Chapter 6. Better craft that TwistedBlade.

>>536852673
I thought it was Susie cosplaying as DW Susie

>>536852673
I thought the paint was the red paint at the base of her tail. Damn this chick did a good job on her cosplay I thought the was the real Susie

Ralseifags want to fuck their moms because Ralsei looks like Toriel

For as shitty as /utg/ can be sometimes, it's like the only place on the internet where you can discuss these games with people on/above the age of consent because every other person in this fandom is like 14 and still has homework.

Bunker and Lake are the last darkworlds

>Zero replies to the lolibait
Based non-pedophile thread

>>536853220
I hate how im almost fucking 30 and a majority of the fandom online is teens. Like bro I love this series and I hate kids and teens on the internet. I wish it was more like the final fantasy fanbase where most of the users are adults.

>>536852359
Eh it's ok so long as soul doesn't ragequit

>>536850031
You say that like they can retroactively remove autism from adults or even developing children.
Theres also the slippery slope ethics of this since its starts with removing downs then its modifying phenotypes.

>>536853306
Lake will have echo flowers
Echo flowers will say the shit from the anniversary flowers submission
Real

>>536852704
No. That’s stupid.

>>536851921
>Dess molested Kris when he was little, with Tenna watching them
>Tenna thinks that because Kris looks like he’s feeling good, it’s a positive thing
>Tenna copies Dess’ behavior and does the same to Spamton
>Spamton becomes a molester himself and helps Kris molest Noelle
>knight Dess kills Tenna because of the guilt, refusing to take responsibility that it was her own choice to do those things to Kris, not the television “giving her ideas”

>>536853315
>lolibait
uhm sir?
This is a shota establishment.
*stares inquisitively*

>>536853412
I did not say or imply they could remove it from adults or developing children. I believe once the stigma of gene editing goes away with enough time combined with how the practice of howof how places like iceland aborts almost all fetuses with down syndrome autism will eventually cease to be a thing except for extremely religious groups or in poorer areas. Or at least negative aspects of autism will cease. I think unironically the only places where autism will still be common will be poor places like africa and india.

>>536853412
Autism is too common for eugenics to get rid of it, if anything, the removal of downs will only help autists on the long run because the autists will no longer be associated with them once theyre removed, so rest assured, Kris and Noelle's children will be as autistic as their parents just fine, maybe as autistic as rudy holiday and carol holiday, even.

>>536853412
It is more likely they will invent a drug that can treat the symptoms. A lot of severely autistic people are already on drugs such as anti anxiety ones anyway
Of course people will complain it erases them, but that is the treatment of every disability intervention.

>>536848236
Trvke

ovgh kris, yov simply mvst try this

>>536853876
Rovxls...

>>536848236
I read the first few lines of this as 'the darkners are more appealling than the lightners' and I can't exactly disagree

>>536854051
Well, Sans is the most popular Undertale character and he’s a Darkner.

>>536853361
Don't worry, by the time Deltarune fully releases every one of those teens will be adults and working jobs.

>>536854117
>He thinks there will be jobs